Andy Rooney: People With Nothing To Apologize For Do All The Apologizing

RSR welcomes Andy Rooney who has this commentary:

Thanks, Red. It is my job to observe and comment on human beings and their behavior. 

I've noticed that good people with good manners and nothing to apologize for do ALL the apologizing in the world. Your nice, polite co-workers apologize when they're coming out of the elevater and you're going in. They don't have to apologize, they just do. They accidentally block you for an instant, and they say, 'Oops, I'm sorry.' It's what nice people with good manners do. 

Those booger-eating, violent, Marxist assholes BLM and AntiFa never apologize for all the death, mayhem, looting, intimidation, or arson they SHOULD be apologizing for. Somali pirates don't apologize. 

Those fucking, lying  jerks in The Biden Administration aren't apologizing for killing those Keystone Pipeline jobs, or the catastrophe on our Southern border.

They're still blaming Trump for everything.

Those booger-eating, violent Marxist assholes BLM and AntiFa don't apologize to the country because they actually think their psychotic actions are justified. Maybe we should start building prisons for these evil weirdos, or send them in for extensive Sensitivity Training classes. Hopefully, that will 'woke' them up.

Another evil group that never apologizes for anything are university professors who teach young people to hate America, and teach this Critical Race Theory crap. Instead of defunding the police, we should defund this bullshit.

These jerks want 6-year old White children to admit they're racists. Do we force 6-year-old Japanese children to apologize for the bombing of Pearl Harbor? This is Absurd!

The fucking government won't apologize for putting stupid masks on our kids and lying their ass off  about Covid. Speaking of Covid, when will those Chinese rat commie bastards apologize for screwing the world?

There is one jerk who DID apologize. Former President Barack Hussein Obama went on a Worldwide Apology Tour when he was President. He apologized for America's 'sins' because he has a bug up his ass. 

Former President Trump didn't apologize, but I like and understand that. The hateful weirdos who hated him slandered him for four years, impeached him twice without any evidence, and harrassed him, his family, and his friends, so I'll give him a pass.

I'm Andy Rooney, and I apologize if my comments offended you...........NOT!

Top 10 Things I'd Defund Instead Of The Police

 10. Universities that teach hate of America

   9. The F.B.I.

   8. teacher's unions

   7. poorly-run cities

   6. poorly-run states

   5. federal programs that make bureaucrats  and corrupt politicians rich

   4. foreign aid to countries that hate us

   3. n.p.r.

   2. poorly-run government schools

   1. Planned Parenthood

SONG PARODY ALERT! Biden's Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm And The Waves 'Driving On Sunshine'

Slow Joe Biden has nominated Jennifer Granholm, former Governor of Michigan, as his Energy Secretary. Here she is, singing the praises of green energy, with Katrina's band (The Waves) backing her:

I used to be the Governor of The Great State of Michigan

Now I'm Energy Secetary, My boss is Joe Biden

I get checks in my mailbox, green energy money!

I can drive my car to work as long as it's sunny!

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!!!

In my electric car!

Hey, Alright, now!!!!!

In my electric car!!!

Hey, Yeah!!!!

I think that pipelines are a good idea, but Joe Biden shut it all down

Now there's an oil shortage, My boss is a real clown

You might want to gas up this weekend, but there's a long line

I got an electric car, I'm driving on sunshine......

I'm Driving On Sunshine, Whoa!!!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine, Whoa!!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine, Whoa!!!!

In my electric car!!!

Alright. now!!!!

In my electric car!!!

Alright now!!!

No more fossil fuels, No fossil fuels, No dirty Coal or oil

No more fossil fuels, No fossil fuels, No dirty Coal or oil

I'm driving on Sunshine!

Driving on Sunshine!

OW!!!!!

(outro)

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!!

I'm Driving On Sunshine! Whoa!!!!

in my electric car!!!

This Must Be That 'White Privilege' I Keep Hearing About

Yesterday, they marked the one-year anniversary of George Floyd's death. A White police officer was convicted in his murder. Floyd's death touched off a year of protests, mayhem, arson, and racial hatred. 

His family recieved a $27,000,000 payout before the trial of his 'killer', Derek Chauvin. A race-baiting mob demanded Chauvin's conviction. Floyd has become a worldwide religion, even though he was a drug addict and a criminal. Once, he shoved a loaded gun into a pregnant woman's belly as criminal co-horts searched her home for money and drugs.

This week, George Floyd's family visits with the pandering, corrupt resident of The White House;

Contrast that with the case of Justine Damond, the White woman murdered by a Black, Somali police officer Mohammad Noor. Most of the protests in that case were IN SUPPORT  of the Muslim cop, while almost no one protested Damond's murder. 

Her family got NO $27.000.000 payout. She was not treated like a worldwide diety. She wasn'rt a criminal, and the world didn't erupt in violence because the Black Muslim cop shot her to death. Nobody protested outside the Minneapolis County Courthouse, demanding Noor's conviction, and Maxine Waters or Al Sharpton couldn't care less about Justine's death.

There were no protesters shouting 'Say Her Name!!!' for Justine Damond. 

The protesters only come out when a Black person (sometimes a thug or criminal) is killed by a White police officer. When a thug murders a cop, the news media or these protesters couldn't care less. 

Now, Critical Race Theory madness is being taught to your kids. White kids must admit that they are racists, and White kids are being persectuted in K-12 schools across the country. 'Woke' Universities are hotbeds of Anti-White hatred, and this has reached the corporate boardrooms. The Coca-Cola Corporation are telling their employees to 'be less White.'

A wise man once said something about judging a man on the content of his character and not the color of his skin. This Wokeness Mob Mania turns that idea on it's head.

The Black-Lesbian Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoo,t has announced that she will not grant interviews with White reporters. 

Wow, this must be that 'White Priviege' I keep hearing about.

 

May I Have More Freedom, Governor Walz?

Democrats love to use children to attack Republicans, and enact their various leftist agendas, whether it's that goofy Greta Thunberg or some crumb-cruncher's 'letter' to a
politician. 

Two can play this game. A child (Let's call him 'Bobby') in Tim Walz's Minnesota sent us this 'letter':

Dear Governor Walz,

Please, Sir, may I have a little bit more freedom? As I recall, you told us in March 2020 that we needed to 'mask up' and practice social distancing, then we can defeat 'Covid 19.'. We had to do what you told us, and we believed in you when you said,  '2 weeks for the cure.'  

It's May 2021 now, and I see great freedom in Red States like Florida and Texas.  They have opened their states, but governors in blue states still won't open things up. The economies are ruined and everyone still has masks over their faces. On top of that, there is talk that my family can't go anywhere unless we get vaccinated, and recieve a 'vaccine passport.'

Sir, It seems that you are turning your 'dial' in the wrong direction.

Also Sir,  Can you open up our school? I miss my classmates and chums. The teachers and their union leaders are on vacation in The Bahamas, enjoying the sun. It seems the unions want to keep the schools closed and many of the teachers want to stay on vacation.

My papa is a janitor in a hotel. If he refused to go to his job he'd be fired. What makes these educrats so special?

Papa tells me that you have 'emergency powers', but you act more like a 'control freak.' I understand that the Governor of California abused his power, so the voters might recall him. It would be a shame if the voters of Minnesota recalled you.

Grandmama died in a nursing home. Papa blames you because you told the nursing home to accept people with Covid. Is that true?!

Us kids are forced to wear these rediculous masks even though there's no young people getting sick from Covid, but the good news is that the flu is almost non-existent. Hip-hip.Horray!

Please, Sir, May we have more freedom? Your friend, Bobby.

P.S. Please, Sir, Don't make everyone take an anal swab. I do not want a stranger poking my Bum.

 

Tuesday Night Is ''Fentanyl Overdose Night' At Target Field

 

A Sargeant Hartman Commentary: The Democrats Have Declared War On America

 Our military expert has returned, and files this report:

SLOW-JOE BIDEN AND THE CONGA-LINE OF TWINKLE-TOED DEMOCRAT COMMUNIST ASSHOLES HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE DECENT, HARDWORKING AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!

That CORRUPT, SENILE idiot Biden planned a never-ending invasion on our Southern border. Millions of gangs, drug dealers, and human traffickers threaten to turn the great state of Texas BLUE.

The great Governor of Florida Ron DeSantis is resisting the disasterous Democrat Covud agenda, so Slow-Joe tried to BLOCKADE that great state by stopping flights to the vacation hotspot.

Slow Joe is trying to choke the Red States, killing jobs and forcing America to be dependent on foreign countries that hate us! The Keystone XL Pipeline runs through Red States. Slow Joe is either really stupid or he just hates America. ....OR MAYBE both!!

The Democrats are kow-towing to no-growth, Eco-Commies with this utterly DEPRAVED, RETARDED Green Agenda. The recent Covid bill was just a bailout for mismanaged Blue states with corrupt, idiot Democrat Governors.

These Malthusian dumb-fucks hate freedom as much as they hate American human beings persuing their happiness. That ugly traitor John Kerry has a carbon footprint the size of Idaho, yet he tells the American people that we must do with less. FUCK HIM!!!!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says, 'I  ride the short bus to 'work', so I  DON'T NEED  FOSSIL FUELS!!'

Then, there's AntiFa and Black Lives Matter. These violent, booger-eating Marxist weirdos are ruining neighborhoods across America. I would love to invade their no-go zones and throw their utterly WORTHLESS asses in jail!

American children are being indoctrinated in Critical Race Theory, and Twitter is a cesspool, where the truth is censored and leftist freaks spread their hate and truly DISGUSTING, MINDLESS rhetoric. 

Americans who love our country and our traditions HAVE TO GET IN THE FIGHT!

According to my spies on the ground, patriots who protested the stolen election are being falsley imprisoned and kept in solitary confinement. Joe's Justice Department has been turned into Joe's Gestapo! 

But, don't worry, America! Slow Joe is making sure that if you're in the military, YOU CAN GET A TAXPAYER-FUNDED SEX-CHANGE OPERATION.! Our ChiCom enemies are planning WORLD DOMINATION, WHILE WE ARE PLANNING TO WHACK OUR PENIS OFF!!!

Our enemies are on the move and our allies are terrified. Good going, Joe.

We have to STOP THIS CRAP! As you were.

I Endorse Clint Eastwood As The Next Governor Of California

Now that there's enough signatures to recall Gavin Newsom, the voters in California get to either keep the unpopular Democrat as Governor or elect a new one.

Former Olympic gold medalist Caitlan (Bruce) Jenner has declared himself / herself a candidate, and there's talk of perhaps 100 to 200 other possible candidates who may run. There's even talk of several porn stars getting into the race. 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has considered several candidates, such as former U.S. Representative (B-1) Bob Dornan and current Congressman Darryl Issa.

Just a few years ago, ultra-lib Grey Davis was recalled, and was replaced by The Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Could history repeat itself?

Let me throw a name at you. He's a Hollywood superstar and a living legend. He's also a former Mayor of Carmel, California, so he has executive experience. He has commented on politics, and he's a pretty good communicator. He's also.....well.....90 years old.

Could California voters see themselves electing CLINT EASTWOOD as the next Governor of California? I would like to see his TV campaign ads:

Dirty Harry walking into The Democrat-held State Assembly with his Magnum 44 at the ready, asking the taxing and spending Democrats, 'Feel lucky, punks?'

Maybe a TV campaign ad featuring the Outlaw Josie Wales, or a spaghetti-western TV ad. He would definately appeal to law and order, pro-police voters. If he promises to re-open the state, he can win in a landslide.

Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwazenegger, and ......Clint Eastwood? Can it happen? Get yourself some popcorn, and enjoy the show.

It's Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo is the day you should check the freshness of your mayonaisse. Take it out of the refrigerator, and take a whiff. 

If it smells bad, just throw the spoiled mayo down your kitchen Sinko.