Proverbs 29:2

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.....

Preview Of Tonight's Biden Address (If He Told The Truth)

Tonight, the current resident of The White House will address Congrab. This is a preview of the address (if Joe Biden ever told the truth).....

Madame Speaker Pelosi.....Senate Majority Leader Schumer.......Vice President Harris.......

I couldn't care less for this country. What matters to me is MY PERSONAL LUST FOR POWER......AND HOW RICH I CAN GET FROM GAMING THE SYSTEM!!!!!

The new election bill .....THAT THING....passed by The House flushes The Constitution in the toilet, and ensures that The Democrats NEVER LOSE ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!!

The Democrats are also making Washington DC OUR 51ST STATE!!!! After we do THAT, We will make Puerto Rico OUR 52ND STATE. US DEMOCRATS ARE INSANE WITH POWER!!!!!!!!!

My administration has killed the Keystone XL Pipeline. We will kill the American domestic fossil fuel industry. Instead, we will buy our energy from Middle East countries who HATE OUR GUTS!!!!

We are bringing in illegal aliens, child traffickers, drug dealers, and murderous gangs because they will vote Democrat. We'll do ANYTHING TO WIN ELECTIONS!!! If a dangerous Central American gang kills your family......TOUGH TOENAILS!!!!

I want to take this time to tell every American to KEEP WEARING YOUR MASKS!!!! Also, make sure you get vaccinated!! You can thank me and my administration later!!!! There would not be any vaccines if it weren't for all MY HARD WORK!!!! THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!

The Fourth of July is just around the corner. I 'advise' Americans to not gather in groups larger that your immediate family, and you shouldn't travel any more that 40 miles to celebrate. BE SAFE!!!!

Now, on to my laundry list of government programs. I will introduce a $2,000,000,000 givaway to Headstart, because I want to have your children under the control of the federal government, and taught by accredited leftist educrats!

We want your children taught Critical Race Theory, and we will train our federal police force! It may cost about $6,000,000,000 but IT WILL BE WORTH EVERY PENNY!!!!!

We will also spend $12,000,000,000 to retrofit EVERY BUILDING  IN AMERICA WITH SOLAR PANELS!!!!!

Then we will put an end to the internal combustion engine! SO, ONLY ELECTRIC CARS WILL BE ALLOWED TO BE SOLD IN AMERICA!!!!

Next, we wil have our army of neighborhood snitches and federal police 'officers' confiscate guns across America!!!!

HURRAY FOR ME!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY TIME. i'M OUTTA HERE!!!!

Nancy Pelosi Announces The Religion Of George

After the jury in Minneapolis found former police officer Derek Chauvin guilty of all counts in the murder of career criminal and drug addict George Floyd, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi made an announcement:

I would like to thank George Floyd for sacrificing himself for America. In fact, I would like to announce a new religion. THE RELIGION OF GEORGE!

We don't have congregations. We have mobs.

We don't burn candles. We burn neighborhoods.

We don't believe that Jesus Christ died for our sins. We believe that George Floyd did.

George Floyd Square in Minneapolis is HALLOWED GROUND!!! In our new religion, visiting George Floyd Square is like VISITING MECCA TO THE MUSLIMS OR THE WAILING WALL FOR THE JEWS.

If you are White, I understand that visiting George Floyd Square comes with a warning. You must walk on your knees, or you could be BEATEN OR SHOT.

Soon, America will no longer be considered a Christian country. Soon, Black Lives Matter will rule over EVERTHING!!!! AMEN!!!!!

Representative Maxine Waters Demands A Guilty Verdict

Here's Fair-minded Representative Maxine Waters with a commentary:

I'm in Brooklyn.....uh.....Center, Minnesota at this anti-police protest, breaking curfew and demanding that Derek Chauvin is CONVICTED for MURDERING GEORGE FLOYD!!!!

If the jury knows whats good for them and for America, they BETTER DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!

We should get up in their faces, and threaten them that if you don't convict Chauvin, CITIES WILL BURN!!! Don't let them say that George was on drugs and he had heart problems and he had Covid!!!

In fact, we should be protesting at Chauvin's lawyer's house!!!! Maybe we should protest at Judge Cahill's house. I bet he's a rich White guy and he's sentenced many poor Blacks to prison!!!!

We demand reparations for past injustices. I'm so proud of that BLM co-founder with her five  mansions. REMEMBER, IT'S NOT CORRUPTION OR FRAUD IF YOU'RE BLACK AND YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!! 

In fact, all you rich Whites should just be forced to give your nice houses to BLM......OR ME!!!!!

That's all for now. Maxine out!!!!!

Tonight On FRONTLINE: How Team Biden Stole The 2020 Election

 Later this month: Pope Francis.....Anti-Christ Or Just Another Globalist Schmuck?

This Is Bullshit (April 2021 Edition)

Maskless illegal aliens are running wild in America, while 4-year-old Americans are thrown off of airplanes for refusing to wear a Covid mask.

Homeless vets are getting no help, while psychotic Iranian mullahs get millions in foreign aid.

Thousands of American businesspeople have to 'break the law' to keep their businesses open, while rioters burn down businesses in deep-blue cities........as Democrat mayors look the other way.

Corporations suck up to violent, Marxists Black Lives Matter and insult everyday, law-abiding, hard-working Americans.

Twitter sucks up to violent extremists and child abusers while censoring Normal, everyday Americans.

If a White kills a Black, it's White Supremacy. If a Muslim kills dozens of Whites, it's the gun's fault. When Blacks kill other Blacks, the news media ignores it. If a Black kills a White, the media hides the story.

Condescending Wonka:: A Message To Biden Voters

So, I see on the news that America really has a Biden catastrophy at the border. Child trafficking, violent gangs, and thousands of maskless illegals being let into the country.......

......It's a good thing Orange Man Bad lost, or we would actually have a president willing to protect the border! THE MONSTER!

It's a good thing that Slow Joe Biden is killing the dirty fossil fuel industry in America....

.....because we're a whole lot better off IMPORTING fossil fuels from countries that hate us!

Thanks for voting for Slow-Joe!

Hey, did you see The ChiComs ridicule our ambaaaaahsadors to their faces? I feel so much safer with Biden's beta-males running our foreign policy!!!! 

How about Putin challenging our senile executive-in-chief to a debate????? I bet you Biden voters are REALLY proud! Hey, why are you scrapping your 'Vote For Biden' sticker off your Prius?

It's been only 3 MONTHS!

Hey, how about Biden's gal at the U.N. telling the world that America is a racist nation! YOU GO GIRL!!!!

I just LOVE the way Slow-Joe tells us that Black Lives Matter and Antifa aren't real and are just ideas.......while they burn DOWN half the country!!! 

Oh, and I JUST LOVE HIS GUN CONTROL PLAN!!!! So does Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Mao, and Fidel Castro!

Now, let's put on our Covid masks and go get those vaccination passports!!!! There's only 45 more months left in his first term and you Biden voters can vote for FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS CRAP!!!

John Kerry's Climate Change Report

Here with his Climate Report is Slow-Joe Biden's Climate Czar, John Forbes Kerry:

It's John Kerry, REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!! Y'now, as I was just telling my obscenely wealthy Kethup heiress wife Theresa that I MUST take gas-guzzling PRIVATE JETS TO ICELAND in order to fight the terrible SCURRRRRGE of CLIMATE CHANGE!

Let me show you Plebes just how BAAAAD global warming has gotten!

In fly-over country. Minneapolis, Minnesota to be exact, It was an absolutely HELLISH 47 DEGREES TODAY!!! I understand that a bald eagle spontaneously combusted on a golf course!

My friends, we are in dire straits. The 10-day weather forecast in the Twin Cities, Land of Amy Kloubachar, is for more GLOBAL WARMING!!!!! IT......MIGHT......REACH......59......DEGREES!!!!

KEEP YOUR CHILDREN INDOORS!!!! BETWEEN COVID AND GLOBAL WARMING, AMERICA MIGHT BE DOOOOMED!!!!!

Well, that's the Climate Report. This Is The Climate Czar, John Forbes Kerry. Tata.

I Wonder What George Carlin Would Be Saying About 'The Club' Right About Now

George Carlin used to talk about 'The Club'. They are the corruptocrats and unamerican corporate 'leaders' ruining America. I think he'd be saying something like this:

You folks wanna know why you're not getting ahead? You're not IN THE CLUB. Evil, corrupt assholes like Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chucky Schomer are IN THE CLUB. So are those so-called 'champions of the First Amendment assholes' Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Facebook's Jeff Zuckerberg.

President Donald Trump wasn't IN THE CLUB. That's why those DC fucks, those lying sacks of shit on cable 'news', and the networks slandered AND TRIED TO HUMILIATE HIM AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY for four straight years. Then he was impeached TWICE WITHIN TWELVE MONTHS. They even impeached him AFTER he was out of office.

He's remains a threat to their corruption applecart!

HEY BUDDY, DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO HELP NORMAL, EVERYDAY AMERICANS GET JOBS AND A BETTER LIFE. WE WANT THOSE LOSERS DEPENDENT ON US!

To those in THE CLUB, Trump was an interloper who didn't belong in DC. That's why they cheated their asses off, and stole the 2020 Election.

They fuckin' shut down half the country, and destroyed the Mom and Pop shops. They arrested store owners. They're forcing you to wear retarded masks, while letting illegal aliens run around without masks. 

The corrupt, senile president is letting violent gangs, drug dealers, and child traffickers run wild, and he and Chucky and Nancy are dreaming up ways of violating your constitutional rights.

Harry Truman said if you get rich while in Congress then you are a crook. These corrupt assholes are FILTHY RICH. They break every law in the book! If you did once what they do every day you would be making liscence plates in San Quentin or Riker's Island!

As for 'gun control',the Democrats want to take your guns away because if you knew what their REAL plans were YOU WOULD SHOOT THEM!

Trump said Hydroxicloriquine worked against Covid, and those fuckers in the news media and corrupt, idiot Democrats running blue states squashed the news. They literally fucking killed thousands of Americans because these assholes were invested in 'new vaccines'.

So, good luck getting rid of these corrupt clowns. They have the system rigged, and their deal with Satan insures them lthat they will be iving way past 100. Most Republicans in Congrab are also in The Club, so they aren't fixing anything. We're fucking screwed.

THIS JUST IN: FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP ARRESTED

                APRIL FOOLS!