On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas, the MN D.F.L. Gave To Us

 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Minnesota D.F.L.Gave To Us....

12 Government programs defrauded

11 shitty new state flags

10,000 Somalis stealing 

90,000 small businesses leaving 

80,000 fake ballots

7 stolen elections

60,000 welfare scammers

50,000 illegal aliens

4  Boys' room tampons                             

30 violent criminals let out of prison

2 cross-dressers in the legislature

and one ''knuckle-headed'' governor

HEADLINE: JASMINE CROCKETT DEMANDS THE RELEASE OF THE JUAN EPSTEIN FILES

   

 

TOP TEN LIST: SOCIALIST LUNATIC TN DEMOCRAT AFTYN BEHN'S TOP CAMPAIGN PROMISES

Tomorrow (December 2) is an off-off-year special election in Tennesee's CD 7, pitting Matt Van Epps (R) and lunatic-leftist Aftyn Behn. Aftyn wants to raise taxes, and she has also said she HATES Country Music.

Her supporters say she has a chance to win this election. Some people are saying that the Republican voters will still be too tired recovering from their Thanksgiving Tryptophan COMA to get to their local polling station and vote.

The Democrat appears to be deliberately angering the voters of mostly-conservative Tennessee, but we will see when the voters are cast and counted.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here are THE TOP TEN AFTYN BEHN CAMPAIGN PROMISES:

10. Aftyn promises to SPIT AND BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG.

  9. Aftyn promises to replace all statues of Andrew Jackson with statues of Barack Obama.

  8. Aftyn promises a Southern Mansion for EVERY ILLEGAL

  7. Aftyn promises to tear GRACELAND down and replace it with a ''BIG MOSQUE''.

  6. Aftyn promises to replace Tennessee Orange with The Colors of The Pride Flag.

  5. Aftyn promises to step on your blue suede shoes.

  4. Aftyn promises to change the spelling of her name every 4 months (if elected).

  3,  Aftyn promises ''FREE SEX CHANGES''.

  2.  Aftyn promises to close down the GRAND OLE OPRY.

  1.  Aftyn promises to DEPORT DOLLY PARTON.

FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE and BORAT.....SOMALI OFFICE

Disclaimer: I just LEARNED that (FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME) my latest post was deleted / disallowed by Google, so I will try to re-post it, watching my languarge.

I really thought the original post was very funny:

Last week, I was listening to The Jon Justice Radio Show on TCNT, During a discussion on The rampant f.... in Minneapolis Somali cummunity he commented on a couple episodes of The Office where Dwight Schrute attempted to open a Day Care Center and a fitness gym in the building,  Justice compared it to Somalis in Minneapolis offering fake services in moreless empty office buildings, before skipping out with millions in taxpayer dollars. This gave me a idea for a TV show (or movie).....

SOMALI OFFICE: FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE AND BORAT.....

The story begins 9 years ago with Somali ''DREAMERS'' moving into various offices in the Ceder / Riverside neighborhood.

The Somalis ''culturally enrich'' The Feeding Our Future'' program, and ''become the backbone'' of the city. That is, until a local investigative reporter starts snooping around.

They ''make their dreams come true'' and elect of a Somali Congressperson.

(The original post was biting and quite funny, but someone found the post offensive, so I'll just end it here.)

I hope this doesn't offend anybody.

HEADLINE: PRESIDENT TRUMP PARDONS TURKEYS

 

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

About a week ago, the longest  federal government shutdown in this country's history ended. For about 41 days, the Republican majority kept trying to break the Democrat filibuster to no avail. They tried and tried to pass a CR (continuing resolution), but were stopped again and again by the Democrat-leftists, who would vote to keep the government shut down....and AT THE SAME TIME, BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR THE LACK OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES, 

Frome our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new TOP TEN LIST. HERE ARE THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 41 DAY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN:

10. The Democrats vote to shut down the government.

  9. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 13th time, while ACCUSING The Republicans of starving Americans.

  8. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down in the hopes that it will help them win elections in already blue states. It apparently worked.

  7. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down AND DEMAND THE REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.

 6. The major douche Democrats TRY to bully The Republicans into doing whatever The Hell the democrat want. They vote to keep the government shut down

  5. For the most part, The American People remain sick of the creepy Democrats as they blame The Republicans for the government shutdown that the Republicans were trying to end.

  4. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 9th time while blaming The Republicans for the government shutdown.

  3, The Democrats find out that most Americans blame THEM for the shutdown.

  2. The Democrats finf out that THEIR OWN SUPPORTERS blame THEM for the shutdown.

  1. The shutdown ENDS.

NOVEMBER 20, 2026: One Year From Now

Novermber 20, 2026

A year ago, ''Social-Democrat'' Zohran Mamdani won the 2025 NYC mayoral election. Since then, About a million taxpayers have left the city, and his woke, silly supporters are getting restless, The silly, childish promises of free subway rides and a ''more affordable'' life  seem more silly by the day.

The anti-Semitic Mayor has caused several major international incidents, the most recent is that he tried to have Israeli President Benjamin Nenanyahu arrested. Mayor Mamdani has replaced The NYPD with his private secret police, illegally funded by The Iranian government. Nobody even knows if NYC is even part of the United States anymore.

He has tried to replace former New Yorkers with a million third-world criminals and muslim foreigners, but The Trump Administration's ALIEN BLOCKADE has stopped Mamdani's ''immigration'' plan, 

Since a large part of the tax base has fled, the city has incurred massive debt. In the Summer, Wall Street moved to Dallas.

In March 2026, the Mayor introduced New Yorkers to CITY-RAN grocery stores, where everyone can stand in line for the finest toilet paper (if there is any on the shelves). The Mayor was always there at the grand openings with an over-sized pair of scissors and that ridiculous shit-eating grin.

In February, The jewel of Mayor Mamdani's agenda, ''AFFORDABLE RENT' was introduced, where third-world migrants and Muslims were ''AWARDED'' luxury apartments.  To the communists, why make things merely ''affordable'' when you can make them 'FREE''?

Crime IS WAY DOWN in NYC! They just refuse to report it. Murders on the Subway didn't happeny, Stores are never looted, there's no corruption at City Hall. FEARLESS LEADER MAMDANI COMPLETELY ENDED CRIME!! JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING AND HAIL OUR GREAT MAYOR!!!

Nothing costs anything! Perhaps sometime in 2027 we will find out who is actually paying for all this!