Trump Works A 15-Minute Shift At Mickey D's: Rosie O''Donnell Announces Boycott

On Oct. 20, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump engaged in some inventive voter outreach, working the fryer as well as the window at a Pennsylvania McDonalds. He shocked and delighted the customers at the drive-thru, cheerfully serving up Happy Meals and fried goodies to potential voters.

Sure, it was a stunt, but it was an highly successful campaign stunt that appealed to regular, everyday Americans. One could say the crowd was 'Lovin' It.'

The billionaire replaced his business blue jacket with a blue and yellow apron, but kept his red tie and cuff links, and worked with a kitchen crew. During his shift, a young female employee referred to herself as 'ordinary', but the presidential candidate told her 'There's nothing ordinary about you.' Priceless.

You can just tell that Mr. Trump respects hard-working Americans, and he has a bond with the everyday, working people of The United States of America. There's a certain, unique appeal to his character, this 78-year-old rock star with his funny orange hair. He is probably the most famous human being on Earth, yet people who meet him describe him as friendly and down-to-Earth.

Trump also has his detractors. Many in the so-called mainstream media complained and questioned his appearance at Mickey Dee's. Rotund Former TV actress and comedienne Rosie O'Donnell announced that she was boycotting McDonalds after she heard of Trump's 15-minute shift at McDonalds..

We wonder if Rosie will demand that every McDonalds must take their signs reading 'Over 99 Billion Served' down and replace them with signs reading 'Only 89,999,999,999 Served.' Typical Arrogant, Leftis tkilljoy.

Nicolae Carpathia: Christians Not Welcome At Kamala Rallies

Nicolae Carpathia, 'The Anti-Christ' and Director of The Harris/Walz 2024 Campaign, returns again to address recent news items:

I must say I am rather incensed that some Christians believe they have a right to infiltrate MY SATANIC CANDIDATE'S RALLIES! Last Thursday, Kamala was holding a PRO-ABORTION rally, when some puny Christian saint decides to LOUDLY PRAISE JESUS CHRIST!

It was like someone had squirted my CANDIDATE with a Super-Soaker full of holy water, She had to collect herself from the shock after someone had the temerity to praise Jesus Christ's name IN HER PRESENCE!!! 

That's when she growled and screamed  'You're at the WRONG RALLY FOR THAT!!!!'. 

That little Christian HECKLER was escorted out. He should be glad we didn't crucify him or BURN HIM ALIVE!!!!! THE NERVE!!!!!!

Thursday night was ALSO the annual Al Smith Charitable Dinner in WASHINGTON D.C., honoring that Catholic do-gooder, Al Smith. 

Of course, MY WONDERFUL, ANTI-CHRISTIAN CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS didn't bother to show, but that thorn in my side and FELON, Donald Trump made an appearance, roasting MY D.C. power elites!!!

He ridiculed my favorite people. White Dudes For Harris and my demon-possessed V.P. pick Tim Walz were the butt of his sick, repulsive jokes. Kamala sent a wonderfully woke, anti-christian video, starring that weird catholic girl who keeps smelling her own armpits. ROUGH CROWD!

My candidate had a BAD week, That right-wing maniac Brett Baier dared to interrupt Kamala repeatedly during that interview on FOXNEWS !!!! I'm glad THIS CAMPAIGN IS ALMOST OVER.

My army of election-stealing demons are busy stuffing ballot boxes with pre-filled ballots and my fallen angels running Dominion VOTE MACHINES are busy turning Trump votes into Harris votes.

After WE win, I will make my official debut, My demons will take complete control of The United States, and MY MASTER LUCIFER will slap That Old Man Yahweh IN THE FACE!!!! WE WILL MAKE GOD HIMSELF REGRET EVER THROWING US OUT OF HEAVEN!!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!! VOTE EARLY!!! VOTE 4 KAMALA!!!!!

Kamala Harris: Happy Indigenous People's Day

For most Americans, Monday was Columbus Day. But for America-hatinng, cackling Communist Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris, Monday is a day that Americans should be ASHAMED of..

To Kamala, Christopher Columbus destroyed the culture of the so-called natives of the Western Hemisphere, introducing death, disease, violence, and ultimately robbing the natives of their peaceful, happy traditions of human sacrifice and cannibalism.

To the America-haters, Columbus Day reminds them of the rascally, Evil White Man bringing about HELL on Earth and blankets laced with Tuberculosis. The European stole the Native American's land. Gone are the good, old days of non-stop wars and the good-natured brutality between the brave native American tribes.

Kamala Harris wishes that Whitey never landed in The Western Hemisphere, preferring to refer to Monday's holiday as 'Indigenous People's Day' 

One wonders if Kamala Harris would probably like to CANCEL White historical figures like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, and Donald J. Trump. Maybe she also curses all the advances, culture and inventions created by White people.

And so, On Monday, Kamala denounced Columbus Day as a racist, rotten holiday, and wished the country a 'Happy Indigenous People's Day':

Tim Walz Shooting Blanks

The Harris/ Walz Presidential Campaign have discovered that bashing, demonizing, and discriminating against men has resulted in record-low poll numbers with male voters. The Campaign remains very popular with cross-dressers and violent illegal aliens.

To combat their 'man' problem, the Harris/ Walz Campaign did two things this weekend. They released a new Twitter ad 'Real Men Vote For Kamala', which is STILL being lambasted and lampooned all over social media. 

The campaign also sent 'normal, real-Dad' Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz to hunt for pheasant.

So there he was in his Elmer Fudd costume, fumbling with his gun for hours. We still don't know if he was ever able to load the gun, but we do know that he never shot the gun. Once again, ANOTHER Harris/ Walz photo op blew up in their face. Everyone is still making fun of the Harris/Walz Campaign.

We sent a guy to heckle Timmy. Maybe that's why the governor had so much trouble loading the gun:

 'HEY TAMPON!!!! WHAT'S UP, DOC!!!! ARE YA HAVING TROUBLE LOADING THAT GUN, YOU LYING VALOR-STEALING COMMIE JACKASS?????!!!!!

Taylor Swift: I Endorse Kamala Harris

The American People breathlessly awaited for pop princess Taylor Swift to bless us with her presidential endorsement, and she did right after the ABC triple-team/debate against Donald Trump.

She endorsed Vice-President/ Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris. Here to explain is pop princess and influencial poltertainer Taylor Swift:

I am announcing my endorsement for Kamala Harris as the next President of The United States. As a loud and proud feminist, I proudly support women's reproductive rights. Kamala has allowed over 13,000 rapists from third world countries, and with Kamala in The White House, we'll be needing LOTS OF ABORTION 'SERVICES!

I support Kamala Harris because Orange Man Bad Donald Trump tried to lead an insurrection against America on J6! That day was the darkest day in AMERICAN HISTORY! It was even worse than 9/11 or even the attack on Pearl Harbor. Only 3,000 Americans died during the attacks on The World Trade Center, while a whopping 5 D.C. Police died in the days and months following J6!!!

As you know, most of my songs are about my bad choices in men. So, I choose A WOMAN TO BE MY PRESIDENT! My boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce, also supports Kamala Harris because he knows who wears the pants in our relationship.

He knows if we broke up, We would never, ever get back together. 

I think everyone should vote for Kamala Harris because I am voting for her! I was Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' last year. As you know, my newest album dropped in April,  and I HAD THE TOP 14 SONGS ON BILLBOARD'S HOT 100 POP SONG CHART! 

SUCK ON THAT, BEATLES!!!! 

John Lennon said that The Beatles were greater than Jesus Christ. I'M GREATER THAN THE BEATLES!!!! ALL HAIL TAYLOR!!!!!

For all you haters and right-wingers who don't like my presidential endorsement, I say 'YOU BETTER CALM DOWN!' I have friends in The DOJ and FBI!

Finally, I am annoucing that if Kamala isn't elected, I will leave the country, and you don't want THAT to happen, because the country will fall apart without ME!!!!!

LOVE, TAYLOR : )

Reporting From The 2024 Biden White House Halloween Party

Hello, this is Bill Birditzman, reporting from The White House Main Ballroom 2024. This will be the last Halloween party hosted by The Bidens. I understand the president has already retired for the night, but First Lady Jill is hosting tonight's festivities.

Oh look, Minnesota Governor and Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz is back from his pheasant hunt. That's quite an Elmer Fudd costume, and over there, Hunter Biden and his Ukrainian friends are bobbing for bribes.

Biden Administration cross-dressers Sam Brinton and Robert/Rachel Levine have arrived as the lumberjacks from Kamala's 'Man Enough' campaign ad. I didn't even recognize them!

Now, White House Press Spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre has arrived as another famous gay, Black woman.

Michael Jackson.

OH NO! SOMEONE IS THROWING EGGS AT THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE!!!!! IT'S TRUMP ADVISORS STEVE BANNON AND PETER NAVARRO!!! CALL THE F.B.I.!!!!!!

Vice-President and Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris is manning the front door, handing out high-denomination currency to the illegal alien and Venezuelan gangster trick-or-treaters. Out on the front lawn we have some scary Halloween decorations. Oh, it's just Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters.

In the West Wing, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is with some kids of The White House staff, and he's dressed up for Drag Queen Scary Story Time.....

Buttigieg: 'Alright, kids, gather around. Let me tell you the SCAAAARY story how The Mean Orange Monster Caused Climate Change!!!!!'

George Soros is here again this year, arriving as The Evil Emporer Palpatine from Star Wars.

Several Democrat members of The House of Representatives have arrived as Hamas terrorists. If they have pagers or cell phones, I hope they're turned off.....

Hopefully, this scary White House Halloween party will end around 1:00 a.m. on Election Night. Let's hope The Great Orange Trump will arise from the pumpkin patch and Make America Great Again, Again.

This is Bill Birditzman, reporting from The White House. Back to you, Carol and Paul.

FEMA Head Nicolae Carpathia Checks In

Two weeks ago, Hurricane Helene struck. We are hearing horrific stories of death, and homes being swept away. The death toll is at over 220, and there are still people missing.

Occasional correspondent Nicolae Carpathia, known to us as 'The Anti-Christ', has taken a second job as Head of FEMA. He gives us an update:

Hello, America! We are very busy denying help to victims of Hurricane Helene. I am sending black helicopters to desrupt and buzz neighbors trying to help neighbors. We also have our people THREATENING TO JAIL busybodies helping their neighbors. Silly, lousy DO-GOODERS!

FEMA has ran out of money, but we're STILL sending BILLION$$$$$ to illegal aliens, The Ukraine, and Lebanon, The American People need to stop their COMPLAINING, OR TEAM BIDEN WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!!!

We are offering $750 loans to families who lost their homes. When you sign a loan agreement with FEMA, keep in mind that if you don't pay off the loan we can seize everything you own! HAHAHAA!!!!

Remember, YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!! ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!

I keep hearing rumours that the federal government is controlling the weather one month before Election Day, and that we're attacking ONLY RED STATES!!! I categorically deny using weather-changing technology or cloud-seeding just to help one party win an election! That is too vulgar a display of ........never mind!

I must admit, it's quite nice that the residents of red states might have trouble finding an open polling station on Election Day!!!

I DO HOPE that The Harris / Walz Campaign can win the red states affected, and soon I will BRING ABOUT MY GLOBALIST NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!