HEADLINE: FIRST THEY CHANGED THE MINNESOTA STATE FLAG (IS THE STATE BIRD NEXT???)

 

Minneapolis's Holidazzle Parade Has Been Cancelled (And Replaced)

Due to the high crime rate and violence the people of Minneapolis have experienced in the last 4-5 years, there will be no traditional Holidazzle Parade this year. Instead, a new parade has been organized, by the dominant Democrat Party.

It's starting now, with Grand-Marshall Governor and former Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz wildly waving to the small, almost non-existent crowd, mostly made up of masked thugs and masked, White extremists. He's throwing TAMPONS into the crowd of onlookers! 

Usually, there are cheerleaders surrounding the lead float. Today, The Democrats' biggest cheerleaders, known as the local 'news' media, surround the governor's float.

Following his float is a much smaller float with Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan waving to the crowd. She is dragging a smashed-up Christopher Cloumbus statue behind her float.

Following them are 20 KIA Gang carjackers with stolen automobiles, and following them are a dozen Somali gangs driving SUVs.

Coming up next are floats with Somalis fraudsters, accompanied with a large banner reading 'Feeding Our Fraud. Up next, here comes The Trans-Activist float with Minnesota legislator and cross-dresser Leigh Finke. 

 Well, lookey here! Here comes The Satanist Float, complete with a flaming-red phoenix and a huge pentagram! Who says that leftists hate religion?

Here comes Mayer Jacob Frey's float,  with a crepe paper representation of the burned-out 3rd Precinct Police Station! The Minneapolis City Counsel float follows behind. On the side of their float in huge, loud yellow crepe lettering it reads 'DEFUND THE POLICE'. The criminal onlookers cheer on the city council.

Now, most major city parades have a float for their city's police department, BUT NOT MINNEAPOLIS!! INSTEAD, we have is a float with 'violence interrupters'. WOW, NOW THAT IS PATHETIC!!!

And here comes the float with Hennepin County D.A. Mary Moriarty waving to the crowd, surrounded by violent Black criminaals that she has refused to prosecute! The criminal onlookers in the crowd cheer on and beat their chests!

....AND BRINGING UP THE REAR is the most colorful float of all, the RAINBOW QUEER LBGTQ COMMUNITY PRIDE FLOAT! It's 10 degrees outside, so none of the sodomites in this parade are naked.  I'M GUESSING THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T HAVE PRIDE MONTH DURING THE WINTER!

Well, that's the PARADE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE MINNEAPOLIS HOLIDAZZLE PARADE! SEE YA NEXT YEAR!

On The Twelfth Day Of Lame-Duck, Soon To-Be Ex-President Biden Gave Away

1200 pardons,

11,000,000 border-jumpers, jumpin' 

10% Inflation

900 unjust J6 indictments

$800Billion in bribes to foreign oligarchs

7 D.E.I. hires 

6 cross-dressing weirdos

$500Billion more to The Ukraine

4 Trumped-up indictments against Trump 

$30,000,000 for 'The Big Guy'

2 bags of cocaine in The White House

,,,,,and a pardon for his crack-addict crooked son Hunter

TOP TEN: WHAT SHOULD TRUMP RE-NAME OUR 51ST STATE, CANADA?

This week, President-elect Donald Trump made a joke about annexing Canada and making it our 51st state, and that made some Canadien leftists are very angry. 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent thought the suggestion was hilarious, while many overly-serious, paranoid communists with no sense of humor were offended.

Let's imagine that Our President did make Canada our 51st state. I think Trump would re-name our neighbor to our North.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is the new Top Ten List.....The Top Ten New Possible Names Of Canada, Our 51st State:

10. Albertrump

  9. Barron Columbia

  8. Novi Vanka

  7. Marla Maplesleaf

  6. Manitrumpa

  5. North Minnesotrump

  4. Northern Montanatrumpa

  3. Melania Scotia

  2. Elonmuskatoon

  1.Saskatrumpchewan

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EXCLUSIVE: HAS THE MYSTERIOUS D.B. COOPER BEEN FOUND?

 

Slow Start For The Donald Trump Dictatorship

President-elect Donald Trump was re-elected three weeks ago, and other than paranoid, liberals melting down and screaming like demon-possessed feral pigs, there has NOT been the slightest hint of the promised, nazi-like terror all the libs have been predicting.

Trump and his helpers have been busy picking people for his administration. Other than that, there is nothing scary going on other than happy Americans doing The Donald Trump Dance.

He hasn't sent anyone to any concentration camp, and nobody from The Biden regime has been hung or shot, although Donald Trump hasn't took office yet.. 

Fear-Porn Leftists are telling young women that Trump will arrest them if they seek an abortion, yet there are MORE abortions being performed NOW than when Roe vs. Wade was 'the law of the land.' 

Some women are shaving their heads and behaving like Manson girls waiting for a verdict.

Most Americans have figured out that the left are liars, viciously slandering Donald Trump and his supporters. The cable 'news' channels have made some people batshit crazy. They will remain crazy even after President Trump makes the country MORE free and MORE affluent.

This reminds me of the year 1984, when people who read the dystopian novel by George Orwell thought that we would all be cursing that horrible year and 'Big Brother will be watching us.'

Instead, 1984 was the most care-free, most-happy year ever, the year of Ronald Reagan's 'It's Morning In America', wild-haired, spandex-wearing  rock band Van Halen released their smash album '1984', and  transvestite Boy George and his band Culture Club hit #1 on the Hot 100 Pop Charts.

People WISH they could go back to 1984. Your bushy-tailed correspondent wishes we could go back to 2018, when we had Trump 45's peace and prosparity.

But, we're about two months before 47's inauguration, and we're being told by Jimmy Kimmel that the American People will regret voting for Orange Man Bad. Someone tell Jimmy to lighten up. Most Everyday Americans are celebrating and doing The Donald Trump Dance. So there.

I've never heard of the people dancing along with a dictator. If Donald Trump is a dictator, then he's the strangest, most feel-good dictator of all time.