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Where Is Vigo The Carpathian's Presidential Medal Of Freedom?

Happy 2025, Everybody! 

New Years' Day has come and gone, and last week, lame-duck Joseph Biden has awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom to 19 mostly well-known individuals. Supposedly, these people 'are great leaders who have made America and The World a better place.'

Two of these 'leaders' are actor Michael J. Fox and U2 lead singer Bono. At the age of 29, Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease, and is a leader in the fight against A.L.S. Bono (born Paul Hewson) has made some good records with his band U2.

On the other hand, 2 medal recipients, Former Democrat presidential candidate and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and 'philanthropist' George Soros have raised more than just a few eyebrows in the conservative community. Soros has infamously said that his life's work is 'to destroy America' and Hillary Clinton is known primarily for all her crimes committed against The American People.

To many regular, normal Americans, it appears that Biden is just lashing out because he was forced out of last year's presidential race. Awarding The Presidential Medal of Freedom to Hillary Clinton and George Soros might be his senile, mean-spirited way of telling the country to 'Suck THIS.'

If he really wanted to show his hate for America, the lame-duck president could have awarded the medal to 16th century tyrant and sorcerer Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge od Carpathia,Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy. 

Both Vigo and Soros both have unleashed massive terror on the world, In 1989, Vigo tried to unleash a worldwide Season of Evil and Soros unleashed his army of lenient, soft-on-crime district attorneys throughout America which resulted in an out-of-control violent crime wave.

Vigo and Soros are quite evil, but Hillary Clinton has a greater body count. Her greatest accomplishment was somehow avoiding prison. Maybe she'll be President one day, then she can award The Presidential Medal of Freedom To Vigo or some other genocidal lunatic.

Happy New Year!

Song Lyrics For My Upcoming CD 'Scenic Highway Serenade'

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has recently finished recording his third CD. We think it will be released sometime in January-February.                                                                                           

Here are the lyrics:

When God Made You

When God made you, He really broke the mold

He made us with two arms to hug and hold

He made you warm, 'cause the world gets cold

When God made you, He really broke the mold

When we first met, It was easy to see

I was made for you and you were made for me

A sweetheart for you, A sweetheart for me

and someday soon we'll start a family

You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my nitty-gritty

Oh, yes you are

Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal

Oh, yes you are

I love your hair, and I love your feet

and I love every square inch of you there in between

You're the most perfect girl that I ever done seen

and I was made for you and you for me

When God made you, He really broke the mold

I love your tender heart and I love your soul

You turn me on, and I love your mind

You're the one I thought I'd never find

You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my little Boo-Boo Kitty

Oh, yes your are

Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal

Oh, baby yes you are, I thank my lucky stars

When God made you, he really broke the mold

He made us with two arms to hug and hold

You're sweet and kind, It never gets old

When God made you, he really broke the mold

When God made you, He really broke the mold

Scenic Highway (2024)

I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway

I'm so homesick, I miss my family

It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway

That song on the radio reminds me of yesterday

I'm on my way home, to the Scenic Highway

Going back to the place where I belong

Tall, tall trees, line the Scenic Highway

Crickets serenading me with their little happy song

My spirit tells me we should get together

Have a little party with family and friends

I'm on my way home to The Scenic Highway

Maybe plant some roots down, and grow a little family

Tell the girl I love I think I'm ready now

There's no place quite like, like The Scenic Highway

My spirit tells me we should get together

Have a little party with family and friends

I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway

I'm so homesick (ARF! ARF!) I miss my family

It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway

There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway

There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway

Chomping At The Bit

Well, I'm chomping at the bit, I just cannot quit

I'm chomping and I just a' cannot quit

I 've got ants in my pants and I do a nervous dance

I can't wait to come back home to you

Well, I'm chomping at the bit-to get this album done

I don't care if it goes to number one

I just wanna sing my song, and I hope you sing along

I can't wait to sing my song for you

Well, I'm chomping at the bit, and having crazy dreams

The bus is coming, and I cannot find my shoes

I'm feeling nervous and uptight, Can't take another night

I cannot wait to get back home to you

Well, I'm chomping at the bit, to get back on the road

(I'm) nervous and squirming like a little toad

I feel like I'm in a cage, I just wanna get on stage

I can't wait to sing my song for you

Well, I;m chomping at the bit, and I just cannot quit

I'm chomping and I just cannot quit

I have ants in my pants, and I do a nervous dance

I can't wait to get back home to you

I can't wait to get back home to you

Knock Wood

My baby sister called me just the other night

Wondering  if I was alright

I asked her 'How was your day?'

She said 'Everybody's doing o.k.''.

Our big brother's union they went on strike

He told them all to go and fly a kite

He started his own business chopping wood

He's doing good. Knock wood

Our fluffy kitty gave birth to her kittens last week

Cute pink noses and puffy cheeks

When the little rascals opened up their eyes

Cute overload. I nearly died

(and) Little sister, 

she had her prom last month

Her date spiked the raspberry punch

They hooted and a' hollered, danced the night away

She had a headache the next day

(and) Mom and Dad are planning another honeymoon

They think they may go head down to 'ole Cancun

They think they may leave, maybe in May or June

They're doing good. Knock wood

Then little sister yawned, and said 'I gotta go to bed.'

I gotta work tomorrow, I gotta rest my head

Then she yawned and she said 'I love you.'

And so I said, 'I love you too.'

It was really nice to get that telephone call

Now, all my problems they seem so small

I may go visit , maybe in Spring or Fall

I'm doing good. Knock wood

I'm doing good. Knock wood

K.F.C. (Keep the Fights Clean)

I asked a man 'How do you do it?'

The world is breaking up and lovers say 'Just screw it.'

They say ''Til death do us part.'

And then they go and break each other's hearts

'But you and your wife, you stuck together,

You made it through the stormy weather.'

The man just looked at his wife, and then they winked...

Then he smiled...

Then he said.....

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

That's our advice to you

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

If you want all your dreams to all come true

Just take a look at the hearts in our eyes

Go forth, and take our advise

La la la la, la la la la,

La la la la, la la la la la

And when you fight, just remember that she's always right

even when she's dead wrong

Apologize when she's in tears

Swing from the chandaliers

Remember that love ain't proud or vain

If you hurt her, Buster, you better check you brain

Remember 'Happy wife, Happy life'

Come out SCHWINGING! then kiss her goodnight

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

That is our advice  to you

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

if you want your dreams to all come true

Just, take a look at the hearts in our eyes

Go forth, and take our advice

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

That is our advice to you

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

if you want your dreams to all come true

Just take a look at thse hearts in our eyes.

Go forth, and take our advice

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La (Whoo!!!)

Clotheslined By Love

It started the day I blew through that stop sign

when I saw Jenny Potter hanging clothes on the line

Her long, blond hair and her sundress just a' swayed in the breeze

The way that girl looked could drive the Devil down to his knees

She knocked me out, She knocked me on-flat on my ass

I never thought that I could ever fall so fast

She was shining like an angel sent from above

You could say on that day I was clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

I  was clotheslined by love

I took a standing eight and then I took a deep breath

'cause I was in love now, and it scared me to death

It seemed as if my heart was hanging on the line

I prayed to God Almighty, 'Would you make that girl mine?' (WHOO!!!)

I was clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love, Yeah!

clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

She was sent from above

I was clotheslined by love

She was sent from above

I was clotheslined by love

The Middle Of Nowhere

I'm in the middle of nowhere

It's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

Think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime

The squirrels are my neighbors

The crickets sing their song

There's racoons in my garbage

and I am where I belong

I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's so good

I got my paradise here

This is my neighborhood

'Go sit on the front porch

and strum my guitar

Sing along with the birds

Looking at the stars

The squirrels are my neighbors

The crickets sing their song

There's racoons in my garbage

and I, am where I belong

I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

(I) think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime

I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

(I) think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime

Yes, I am where I want to be....

I've got peace of mind

I've got peace of mind

I've got peace of mind

A Trillion Light-Years Away From Home

It gets really lonely

out here in space

I wanna kiss your lips and touch your face

Whether I'm on Venus

or even in Rome

It feels like a trillion light-years away from home

I'll be feeling so much better

when I'm back home again

I wanna hit hyperspace and go mach-10

Whether I'm on Saturn 

or The Tokyo Dome

It feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

(I) can't wait to see my hometown

and hang with family and friends

I cannot wait to take a break and be back home agsin

Whether I'm on Pluto

or freezing my ass off in Nome

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light=years away from home

King Of Tye World

Once upon a time

you loved me and that just blew my mind

You gave your love to me

and that set me free

Your love made me the king of the world

Once I was so down and sad

Just sitting alone on this here lilypad

Then you broke the spell

I'm doin' quite well

Your love made me the king of the world

King of the world

With you I have no doubt

Loving you is what my life's about

happily ever after

a lifetime of love and laughter

Your love made me the king of the world

happily ever after

a lifetime of love and laughter

Your love made me

the king of the world

the king of the world

Mom's Got Critters Running Around The Yard

Mom's got critters running around the yard

Snails in tomato plants can make growing tomatoes hard

Mom's  got a little way of dealing with those naughty snails

Pour some beer, Snails all drown, It doesn't fail

Mom's got critters running around the yard

Mom's got bears in the plumb trees

Bears knows the best things in life they are free

Bears knock the juicy fruit right on to the ground

When it comes to eating plumbs, bears really go to town

Bears leave a little surprise on the ground

Mom's on the front porch. It's the middle of the night

Here comes a cute, black kitty, but it has a stripe of white

'Hey there, little pole cat, you are really cute, but

I don't want none of that stuff coming out of youe chute'

Mom.......get back in the house.......here.......on the double

Mom's got critters running around the yard

the yard

the yard

HEADLINE: FIRST THEY CHANGED THE MINNESOTA STATE FLAG (IS THE STATE BIRD NEXT???)

 

Minneapolis's Holidazzle Parade Has Been Cancelled (And Replaced)

Due to the high crime rate and violence the people of Minneapolis have experienced in the last 4-5 years, there will be no traditional Holidazzle Parade this year. Instead, a new parade has been organized, by the dominant Democrat Party.

It's starting now, with Grand-Marshall Governor and former Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz wildly waving to the small, almost non-existent crowd, mostly made up of masked thugs and masked, White extremists. He's throwing TAMPONS into the crowd of onlookers! 

Usually, there are cheerleaders surrounding the lead float. Today, The Democrats' biggest cheerleaders, known as the local 'news' media, surround the governor's float.

Following his float is a much smaller float with Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan waving to the crowd. She is dragging a smashed-up Christopher Cloumbus statue behind her float.

Following them are 20 KIA Gang carjackers with stolen automobiles, and following them are a dozen Somali gangs driving SUVs.

Coming up next are floats with Somalis fraudsters, accompanied with a large banner reading 'Feeding Our Fraud. Up next, here comes The Trans-Activist float with Minnesota legislator and cross-dresser Leigh Finke. 

 Well, lookey here! Here comes The Satanist Float, complete with a flaming-red phoenix and a huge pentagram! Who says that leftists hate religion?

Here comes Mayer Jacob Frey's float,  with a crepe paper representation of the burned-out 3rd Precinct Police Station! The Minneapolis City Counsel float follows behind. On the side of their float in huge, loud yellow crepe lettering it reads 'DEFUND THE POLICE'. The criminal onlookers cheer on the city council.

Now, most major city parades have a float for their city's police department, BUT NOT MINNEAPOLIS!! INSTEAD, we have is a float with 'violence interrupters'. WOW, NOW THAT IS PATHETIC!!!

And here comes the float with Hennepin County D.A. Mary Moriarty waving to the crowd, surrounded by violent Black criminaals that she has refused to prosecute! The criminal onlookers in the crowd cheer on and beat their chests!

....AND BRINGING UP THE REAR is the most colorful float of all, the RAINBOW QUEER LBGTQ COMMUNITY PRIDE FLOAT! It's 10 degrees outside, so none of the sodomites in this parade are naked.  I'M GUESSING THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T HAVE PRIDE MONTH DURING THE WINTER!

Well, that's the PARADE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE MINNEAPOLIS HOLIDAZZLE PARADE! SEE YA NEXT YEAR!

On The Twelfth Day Of Lame-Duck, Soon To-Be Ex-President Biden Gave Away

1200 pardons,

11,000,000 border-jumpers, jumpin' 

10% Inflation

900 unjust J6 indictments

$800Billion in bribes to foreign oligarchs

7 D.E.I. hires 

6 cross-dressing weirdos

$500Billion more to The Ukraine

4 Trumped-up indictments against Trump 

$30,000,000 for 'The Big Guy'

2 bags of cocaine in The White House

,,,,,and a pardon for his crack-addict crooked son Hunter

TOP TEN: WHAT SHOULD TRUMP RE-NAME OUR 51ST STATE, CANADA?

This week, President-elect Donald Trump made a joke about annexing Canada and making it our 51st state, and that made some Canadien leftists are very angry. 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent thought the suggestion was hilarious, while many overly-serious, paranoid communists with no sense of humor were offended.

Let's imagine that Our President did make Canada our 51st state. I think Trump would re-name our neighbor to our North.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is the new Top Ten List.....The Top Ten New Possible Names Of Canada, Our 51st State:

10. Albertrump

  9. Barron Columbia

  8. Novi Vanka

  7. Marla Maplesleaf

  6. Manitrumpa

  5. North Minnesotrump

  4. Northern Montanatrumpa

  3. Melania Scotia

  2. Elonmuskatoon

  1.Saskatrumpchewan