Ted Koppel: Deplorable Joe Deal Has Been Locked Out Of His Twitter Account. Again.

This is Nightline with your host, Ted Koppel:

Good evening. Once again, Joe Deal, known on Twitter as Deplorable Joe Deal, has been locked out of his X account after opining about psychotic illegal alien and murderer Ramon Rivera, who stabbed three people to death in New York City this week.

In the 'offending' tweet, Deal said that the killer should be sent to The Electric Chair. Apparently, he violated Twitter/X's capricious and rediculous rules of conduct regarding violent or hateful speech. There seems to be someone at Twitter with a HARD-ON for mass killers. Deplorable Joe Deal was locked out of his account immediately. 

The 'offending' tweet:

@charliekirk11 Send ramon to The Electric Chair and prosecute the gov't officials who let him in the country for aiding and abetting.

Deal filed an appeal, which was rejected. Deal will remain in The Twitter Gulag for 6 days and 23 hours. He MAY view his timeline and direct-message, but he cannot tweet, or retweet, or 'like' a tweet.

Back to Joe Deal and Twitter's capricious and rediculous rules. Apparently, the official at Twitter behind the latest suspension thinks or believes that Mr. Deal should be 'jailed' for opining that a violent killer recieve the DEATH PENALTY FOR COMMITTING BRUTAL CRIME(S).

Apparently, somebody AT TWITTER finds the idea of sending psychotic murderers to the electric chair 'shocking' or forbidden', but capital punishment has been a traditional punishment for murderers since the beginning of human history. 

IT'S NOT 'HATEFUL' OR 'VIOLENT'. IT'S CONSIDERED 'JUSTICE'.

We here at Nightline have a question for Twitter./X. What in heaven's name is wrong with YOU PEOPLE? We here at Nightline find Mr. Deal's tweet perfectly reasonable. He said NOTHING WRONG.

It's Day 2, and Deplorable Joe Deal remains locked out inside Twitter's speech gulag. It is Day 2, and his Twitter Account is being held hostage.

From everyone here at Nightline, I am Ted Koppel. Goodnight.

PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP CHOOSES A STRAIGHT MAN FOR TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY AS DERANGED LEFTISTS SCREAM AT THE SKY

 

Today's Top Ten: Where Did Those Biden Votes Go???

In 2020, Joe Biden supposedly recieved 81.2 million votes, The 2024 Democrat candidate Kamala Harris has cleared 71 million votes, yet many Americans are asking 'What happened to those missing 20,000,000 Biden votes?

It's only a TEN-million vote difference, yet everyone has a theory as to why voters chose Biden but not Kamala.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota...Here's our Top Ten List 'Where Did Those Missing Biden Votes Go?'

10. The voter machines became self-aware and refused to cheat. 

  9. Those rotten Republicans supressed dead voters' votes and other illegal, fraudulent votes

  8. Millions of Biden fake Twitter followers who also voted for him wouldn't vote for Kamala

  7. Lots of Biden voters regretted voting for him and voted for Trump this time

  6. The real surprise was that ANYONE would vote for Kamala

  5. The post office drivers threw away the wrong ballots. WHOOPS!!!!

  4. Dead voters stayed home

  3. Lots of Biden voters were too lazy to mail in their ballots

  2. The Harris Campaign cheated their asses off, AND still lost.......

  1. Nothing happened.

Red Forman's Advice For Despondent Kamala Harris Voters

Following Trump's election night victory, leftist colleges and government schools across the country cancelled classes so faculty and students can mourn. Harvard invited their students to relax with crayons, coloring books, treats, and a good, safe place to cry. Some colleges even offered aromatherapy.

Our resident Everydad, Red Forman, returns to comment on this nonsense, and give these forlorn snowflakes some advice:

Thanks, Red.....

So, these commie universities are giving faculty and students time off to mourn Kamala's big landslide loss. Some colleges are offering seminars on how to get thru this rough time.

If I was the college president, I'd offer the seminar 'All You Damn Crybabies Get Back To Class Before I Kick You In The Ass!'

All over Twitter/X I am seeing these crazy leftists and their TikTok videos crying and acting all CRAZY, and I want to take a rolled-up newspaper and whap them on the nose. We're supposed to feel sorry for them because their candidate LOST AN ELECTION????

Buckle-up Buttercup.  Your side stole the election four years ago and your guy Biden wrecked the country. Time to grow up. 

Some young women  (I use that term loosely) are shaving their heads, wearing blue bracelets, and threatening to wage a 'sex strike' against all the men of America who had the nerve to vote for Donald Trump. I've seen pictures of these 'women'. I don't believe that any man would touch them.

Still, with these women swearing off sex, at least there's no chance they'll be having an abortion. See folks, the election of Donald Trump is already making things better!

Did you see late-night douches Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert the other night? Kimmel started crying over the election during his ridiculous monologue. It was the first time he ever made me laugh!

These leftists act like it's the end of the world. They remind me of a child screaming for candy in a grocery store, embarrassing his Mommy!

My advice for you is to knock off the screaming and tantrums. Time to grow up and put on your big boy pants! Normal-Americans are laughing at YOU, and the election fairies aren't going to overturn the election because YOU ARE  ALL BUTT-HURT!!!

STOP YOUR CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! THERE, THAT'S MY ADVICE.

Well, that's all I got to say. This is Red Forman. God Bless America and may God bless Trump!

HARRIS SUPPORTERS: TRUMP WON BECAUSE OF SEXISTS, RACISTS, AND NAZIS

Donald Trump made history on Tuesday night, defeating his Democrat opponent Kamala Harris, and becomes only the second presidential candidate to win 2 non-consecutive 4-year terms.

He swept all of the swing states, and even made great gains in deep-blue states. He is the first Republican presidential candidate to win the popular vote since 1988.

While many Americans celebrated, other Americans cried out in terror, making their feelings known, melting down in TikTok videos.

Those who voted for Trump listed The Economy, a wide-open border, and out-of-control crime as reasons why they cast their vote for The President-elect. Harris voters expressing their bitter disappointment in selfie videos, grunting and screaming as if demons were leaving their bodies.

Then we have the political pundits on CNN and MSNBC, who explain Trump's victory as a triumph of misogynists, racists, and nazis. Latinos, Black men, and young White men voted in record nimbers for Trump, while The Harris/ Walz campaign insulted and berated them. Team Kamala thought that insulting and berating voters is how you gain their votes.

To many Americans The Harris/ Walz Campaign looked more like a series of lame, insulting SNL skits.

Instead of taking a look in the mirror and trying to honestly learn why The they lost, they are lashing out. Harris's narcissistic celeb supporters are threatening to leave the country. It's like they're saying 'YOU STUPID, RIGHT-WING FLYOVER NOBODIES CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US!!!!'

It's five days later, and pundits and late night talk hosts are STILL insulting and talking down to The American People. They will never discover why Kamala Harris lost. They are so busy lying to themselves, still so cocky, they will NEVER admit the truth.

HEADLINE: COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS FAIL TO STEAL TUESDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION (THE REPUBLIC IS SAFE)

 

 

Trump Works A 15-Minute Shift At Mickey D's: Rosie O''Donnell Announces Boycott

On Oct. 20, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump engaged in some inventive voter outreach, working the fryer as well as the window at a Pennsylvania McDonalds. He shocked and delighted the customers at the drive-thru, cheerfully serving up Happy Meals and fried goodies to potential voters.

Sure, it was a stunt, but it was an highly successful campaign stunt that appealed to regular, everyday Americans. One could say the crowd was 'Lovin' It.'

The billionaire replaced his business blue jacket with a blue and yellow apron, but kept his red tie and cuff links, and worked with a kitchen crew. During his shift, a young female employee referred to herself as 'ordinary', but the presidential candidate told her 'There's nothing ordinary about you.' Priceless.

You can just tell that Mr. Trump respects hard-working Americans, and he has a bond with the everyday, working people of The United States of America. There's a certain, unique appeal to his character, this 78-year-old rock star with his funny orange hair. He is probably the most famous human being on Earth, yet people who meet him describe him as friendly and down-to-Earth.

Trump also has his detractors. Many in the so-called mainstream media complained and questioned his appearance at Mickey Dee's. Rotund Former TV actress and comedienne Rosie O'Donnell announced that she was boycotting McDonalds after she heard of Trump's 15-minute shift at McDonalds..

We wonder if Rosie will demand that every McDonalds must take their signs reading 'Over 99 Billion Served' down and replace them with signs reading 'Only 89,999,999,999 Served.' Typical Arrogant, Leftis tkilljoy.