Today's Top Ten: Where Did Those Biden Votes Go???

In 2020, Joe Biden supposedly recieved 81.2 million votes, The 2024 Democrat candidate Kamala Harris has cleared 71 million votes, yet many Americans are asking 'What happened to those missing 20,000,000 Biden votes?

It's only a TEN-million vote difference, yet everyone has a theory as to why voters chose Biden but not Kamala.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota...Here's our Top Ten List 'Where Did Those Missing Biden Votes Go?'

10. The voter machines became self-aware and refused to cheat. 

  9. Those rotten Republicans supressed dead voters' votes and other illegal, fraudulent votes

  8. Millions of Biden fake Twitter followers who also voted for him wouldn't vote for Kamala

  7. Lots of Biden voters regretted voting for him and voted for Trump this time

  6. The real surprise was that ANYONE would vote for Kamala

  5. The post office drivers threw away the wrong ballots. WHOOPS!!!!

  4. Dead voters stayed home

  3. Lots of Biden voters were too lazy to mail in their ballots

  2. The Harris Campaign cheated their asses off, AND still lost.......

  1. Nothing happened.

Red Forman's Advice For Despondent Kamala Harris Voters

Following Trump's election night victory, leftist colleges and government schools across the country cancelled classes so faculty and students can mourn. Harvard invited their students to relax with crayons, coloring books, treats, and a good, safe place to cry. Some colleges even offered aromatherapy.

Our resident Everydad, Red Forman, returns to comment on this nonsense, and give these forlorn snowflakes some advice:

Thanks, Red.....

So, these commie universities are giving faculty and students time off to mourn Kamala's big landslide loss. Some colleges are offering seminars on how to get thru this rough time.

If I was the college president, I'd offer the seminar 'All You Damn Crybabies Get Back To Class Before I Kick You In The Ass!'

All over Twitter/X I am seeing these crazy leftists and their TikTok videos crying and acting all CRAZY, and I want to take a rolled-up newspaper and whap them on the nose. We're supposed to feel sorry for them because their candidate LOST AN ELECTION????

Buckle-up Buttercup.  Your side stole the election four years ago and your guy Biden wrecked the country. Time to grow up. 

Some young women  (I use that term loosely) are shaving their heads, wearing blue bracelets, and threatening to wage a 'sex strike' against all the men of America who had the nerve to vote for Donald Trump. I've seen pictures of these 'women'. I don't believe that any man would touch them.

Still, with these women swearing off sex, at least there's no chance they'll be having an abortion. See folks, the election of Donald Trump is already making things better!

Did you see late-night douches Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert the other night? Kimmel started crying over the election during his ridiculous monologue. It was the first time he ever made me laugh!

These leftists act like it's the end of the world. They remind me of a child screaming for candy in a grocery store, embarrassing his Mommy!

My advice for you is to knock off the screaming and tantrums. Time to grow up and put on your big boy pants! Normal-Americans are laughing at YOU, and the election fairies aren't going to overturn the election because YOU ARE  ALL BUTT-HURT!!!

STOP YOUR CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! THERE, THAT'S MY ADVICE.

Well, that's all I got to say. This is Red Forman. God Bless America and may God bless Trump!

HARRIS SUPPORTERS: TRUMP WON BECAUSE OF SEXISTS, RACISTS, AND NAZIS

Donald Trump made history on Tuesday night, defeating his Democrat opponent Kamala Harris, and becomes only the second presidential candidate to win 2 non-consecutive 4-year terms.

He swept all of the swing states, and even made great gains in deep-blue states. He is the first Republican presidential candidate to win the popular vote since 1988.

While many Americans celebrated, other Americans cried out in terror, making their feelings known, melting down in TikTok videos.

Those who voted for Trump listed The Economy, a wide-open border, and out-of-control crime as reasons why they cast their vote for The President-elect. Harris voters expressing their bitter disappointment in selfie videos, grunting and screaming as if demons were leaving their bodies.

Then we have the political pundits on CNN and MSNBC, who explain Trump's victory as a triumph of misogynists, racists, and nazis. Latinos, Black men, and young White men voted in record nimbers for Trump, while The Harris/ Walz campaign insulted and berated them. Team Kamala thought that insulting and berating voters is how you gain their votes.

To many Americans The Harris/ Walz Campaign looked more like a series of lame, insulting SNL skits.

Instead of taking a look in the mirror and trying to honestly learn why The they lost, they are lashing out. Harris's narcissistic celeb supporters are threatening to leave the country. It's like they're saying 'YOU STUPID, RIGHT-WING FLYOVER NOBODIES CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US!!!!'

It's five days later, and pundits and late night talk hosts are STILL insulting and talking down to The American People. They will never discover why Kamala Harris lost. They are so busy lying to themselves, still so cocky, they will NEVER admit the truth.

HEADLINE: COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS FAIL TO STEAL TUESDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION (THE REPUBLIC IS SAFE)