Tim Walz Booed At The Michigan-Minnesota Football Game

Yesterday, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump recieved a loud, raucous welcome at The Alabama- Georgia college football game. As his image was shown on the stadium jumbotron, the crowd cheered wildly.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris's running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was roundly booed at the Michigan- Minnesota game, although he did take selfies with Wolverine fans behind him.

Walz gesticulated and waved wildly in the parking lot at Michigan Stadium, also refered to as 'The Big House., although no one was there waving back. Walz tailgaited in the parking lot with his nutty wife Gwen, filling his grill with high-cholesterol treats.

After eating 8 or 9 brats, Walz put on a Michigan Wolverine jacket over his Minnesota Gopher jacket. and passed around copies of Mao's Little Red Book.

Walz spent the next three hours taking selfies, and looking around for Harris supporters. With the Wolverines leading 24-3 late in the 3rd quarter, the fans surrounding Walz and wife Gwen began chanting 'TURN THE PAGE!!!!TURN THE PAGE!!!!'

The Gophers did put up 21 points in the fourth quarter, so Walz took off his Michigan blue and yellow jacket, and demanded an escort out of the stadium, 

There were Gopher fans a few rows down jeering, cursing, and yelling  'you killed my grandma!'  and 'You let the city burn!'.

After the final gun, Walz headed towards his bus when he passed a Purdue Boilermaker fan, who yelled 'HEY TAMPON TIMMY, YER A COMMIE JACKASS!!!'.

All in all, it was a good day for Walz. He was glad that the game wasn't in Minnesota.

The All-Important Undecideds

The expert pundits are saying that the presidential election will be a close one, and the 'undecideds' will decide who will win The White House.

Really? There are Americans out there who STILL do not quite know yet who they wil cast their ballot for? Unless you've been brainwashed by your communist college professor or you're waiting for the endorsement from your favorite Hollywood pedophile, I think this a slam dunk. 

(cue dumb voice):

Should I vote for Trump and peace in The Ukraine or Harris and get yourself drafted to fight in World War 3? Gee, THAT'S A REAL HEADSCRATCHER!

Do I vote for Trump and energy independence or Harris and America begs our enemies for oil? Gee, That's a headscratcher!

Should I vote for Trump and control the border or Kamala Harris and let the border be overrun with third-world rapists and murderers? 

THAT'S A REAL HEADSCRATCHER!!!

Should I vote for MAGA or AMERICA LAST????? WOW, WHAT A HEADSCRATCHER!!!

C'mon, America.....You can do this!

It's What Democrats Do....

Funnyman Groucho Marx said that politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. The great political thinker Thomas Sowell said that politics is the art of making your selfish desires sound like the national interest.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has observed that Democrats ignore real problems, and invent fake problems which they 'solve' while demonizing their political opponents for not caring about the fake problems. Then, they rob the taxpayers blind while rewarding their corrupt, filthy-rich supporters with the stolen, misappropriated taxpayer money. They do it in the name of solving the fake problem(s).

Case in point: The Democrats and The scandal-ridden Feeding Our Future program / fraud. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is known for saying 'We want to ban hunger while Republicans want to ban books.'

The truth is, the Democrats' and their allies in the local news media have banned the TRUTH. 80,000 Somalis have took overThe Twin Cities in a 'mostly' bloodless coup. Most of these Democrat supporters made off literally like pirates. defrauding the taxpayers of over $250 million, Walz accuses his Republican opponents of 'starving kids' as if we were living in 1985 Ethiopia. 

Absolutley offensive, false, and ridiculous. Walz rewarded his corrupt, third-world supporters with the taxpayer's hard-earned money.

Timmy lies, and the local Twin Cities media add to this obscene myth that The Marxist Woodtick is somehow 'America's cool Dad'. He dresses like Elmer Fudd and proudly eats State Fair food like a champ. Meanwhile, The Twin Cities media hype him incessantly while he ruins the state. He gets better press with the Twin Cities media than Joseph Stalin ever did with Soviet Union state-run media.

They yap about him 'being a teacher', while he ruins OUR schools. Minnesota has traditionally led the country in education, but Walz has ruined Minnesota schools. Now the state has fallen to 17th place in the country. But, at least, rich kids get to feed their face at Minnesota's government schools.

The media also spreads the falsehood that Republicans 'want to ban books', when they already know that The Republicans only want inappropriate reading materials like porn out of elementary schools.

One more thing. Did you notice in last week's ABC debate, the moderators fact-checked truth-teller Donald Trump non-stop, while they let serial liar Kamala Harris lie about her record?

Democrats lie incessantly. That's what Democrats do. 

Almost A Week Has Passed Since The ABC Debate........

It is Monday, September 16th.....

12:15 p.m.

6 days have passed since The ABC Presidential Debate....

....and Democrat candidate Kamala Harris is still on the stage LYING.......

A RedSquirrel Editorial: Put Crocodile Dundee In Charge Of Olympic Gender Testing

Most reasonable people were repulsed when Algerian trans 'female' boxer Imane Khellf pounded on Italian Angela Carini, forcing her to quit in under a minute. The trans activists have turned Olympic boxing into a form of domestic violence.

I'm sure you've heard of swimmer 'Lia' Thomas, previously known as William Thomas. He /she is an NCAA Champion as a woman who gets to share a dressing room with actual female swimmers.

Most people believe that women should compete with other women, not men, and there should be a consistant way of knowing for sure that a competitor is a man or a woman. 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent suggests putting Crocodile Dundee in charge of testing the gender of athletes:

Kamala Harris Unveils A Brand New Campaign Slogan:

This week, The American People are learning that third-world migrants let into the country are eating family cats in Ohio and taking over apartment building in Colorado, intimidating the landlords and extorting rent from tenants. 

No wonder Kamala Harris doesn't want anyone to remember that she's Biden's Border Czar. Most Americans don't even know who is running the country.

However, the Harris-Walz 2024 campaign are excited today,  unveiling their brand new campaign slogsn:

Harris-Walz 2024: 'A Cat In Every Pot And A Venezuelan Gang In Every Apartment Building'