HEADLINE: STRAIGHTS CELEBRATE END OF PRIDE MONTH

 

Meet Biden's Environment Czar Walter Peck

We're in the middle of the presidential election , and here at RSR we begin a series where we introduce our readers to members of incumbent joe biden regime.

Today, we introduce you to Biden's Environment Czar, Walter Peck. If you wonder why Biden supports banning gas stoves, incandescent light bulbs, and gas-powered automobiles, it is because Walter Peck has the ear of the 'President'.

Environmental activists compare Walter Peck to long-time Medical Advisor Anthony Fauci. In 1984, Peck ordered The Ghostbusters to turn off their GCS (Ghost Containment System), setting all the ghosts free.

The Czar explains his role in The Biden Administration:

Yes, I am Walter Peck, Chief Environmental Czar for The Biden Administraion. I have been with the E.P.A. for 49 years now. I am an expert in Climate change, and I like pushing my weight around against those who do not comply with the federal government.

I consider the banning of gas stoves, incandescent light bulbs, and gas-powered automobiles as my three greatest triumphs. Those three products would destroy the planet if I didn't act as fast as I did to stop climate change.

My first act as the current Enviromental Czar was to advise President Biden to kill The Keystone XL Oil  Pipeline Project. Now, we are getting our oil from foreign countries, and I am very proud of my work there.

My earlier work saved The North American coastine from the polluters, and I saved Antartica and the polar bears from extinction.. I've worked with celebrities like Ted Danson and Former Vice-President Al Gore to stop the environmental degradation of Planet Earth. Because of me and my panic-mongering cohorts, Planet Earth's doom has been delayed.

I am still proud with my role in The Ghostbusters Affair. I steadfastly believe I saved New York City that day. Sometimes you pay a price for doing the 'right thing', as I was covered with about 35 pounds of melted marshmellow because of those environment-wrecking Ghostbuster maniacs.

On top of everything else, they called me 'Dickless.' 

When it comes to banning gas-powered automobiles, I am proud to say that because of me, we won't be driving gas-guzzling autos anymore. Instead, we will need more 9 year-old Nigerian slave cobalt miners to make my E.V. (electric vehicles) dream possible!

I am working closely with The F,B,I, to hunt down those outlaws who try to sell or purchase incandescent light bulbs. I warn anybody who try to buy or sell the old light bulbs on the Black Market that THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL COME AFTER YOU! If we catch you, we will throw you in Biden Gulags along with J6 prisoners!

VOTE BIDEN / HARRIS 2024!!!!

RedSquirrel's Not-So-Deep Thought Of The Day: Instead Of A Debate, I Would Rather See A Presidential Dance-Off

 

A Buford T. Justice Commentary: What the Hell Is This World Coming To?

Here to comment on recent events is our resident old school American PATRIOT, Buford T. Justice:

What the HELL is this world coming to?

In Minneapoils, Minnesota, 5 of the defendents in the Feeding Our Future fraud trial were convicted, and the Somali defendents and their friends tried to bribe the jurors. These third-world scum-bums don't see fraud, theft, bribery, or jury tampering as crimes. 

Well, when you import the turd -world, you become the turd-world. 

Meanwhile, a man was crowned 'Miss Maryland', and he/she will be competing for the Miss U.S.A. crown. What the HELL is this world coming to?

I remember the good ole days when I was just a little Buford. We had story time with cute, pretty First Grade teacher Miss Culpepper. Now, story time involves scary drag queen lunatics who look like Satan's court jesters! We are living through a NIGHTMARE!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

The corrupt government persecutes our great President Trump with sick, 'trumped-up' charges involving some bullshit nonsense. Meanwhile, these corrupt city District Attorneys are completely lenient on rapists, murderers, psychopaths,, car-jackers, and marauding gangs of looters stealing everything that isn't nailed down. 

What we have here is a total disrespect for the law!

These god-damned NAZI assholes deface our stautes of George Washingtom,, and sqwawk 'From the river to the sea'. Deport their Hamas-loving asses NOW!!! The commie college professors that teach this BULLSHIT should get punched right in THE MOUTH!!! 

These are bad times. A lot of normal Americans are wondering 'What the Hell is this world coming to/'

This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice, and I'm in high-speed pursuit of you crooks and loonybirds. The voters are gonna barbeque your asses in molasses in November! THAT'S A BIG 10-4!!!!

HEADLINE: MINNESOTA BURGERMEISTER WALZ DECLARES 'END OF CHILD HUNGER'

'End child hunger' is Democrat code for 'We will rob and defraud the taxpayers of Minnesota, and use the money we steal to reward our corrupt supporters and activists. If you Republican meanies don't get on board, then we will insinuate that you want to turn Minnesota into 1985 Ethiopia.'

Minnesota already has the most generous welfare benefits in the country. The people of Minnesota don't need some Burgermeister fron Nebraska lecturing us on how to take care of those who are down on their luck.

Some of us also don't appreciate the government graft and fraud you and your party have shoved in our faces.

HENNEPIN COUNTY ATTORNEY MARY MORIARTY'S 'SYMPATHY'

The Rolling Stones: 'Just like every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners, saints' ('Sympathy For The Devil')

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty: Just like Minneapolis cops are White Supremacists, and Black criminals, saints'.