The MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets A Woke Makeover

November 23 is Thanksgiving, a traditional American holiday. I was just wondering if they're still observing this holiday in New York City this year. Part of this tradition is the annual MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I wonder if Americans are still in control of the large blue cities like NYC. 

All I see on Twitter nowadays are Palestinian flags, Trans-rainbow flags, scores of illegal aliens everywhere, and America-haters of every kind. I've heard that The 97th MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade is getting a 'woke' makeover. Gee, I wonder what THAT will look like:

Hello, welcome to the 2023 MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade! This year, the parade will take on a woke makeover. Gone are the happy balloons of Snoopy and SpongeBob Squarepants, and high school marching bands and....OH, IT'S STARTING!!!

The Grand Marshall of this year's parade is Burn Loot Murder founder Patrice Colours. She blows the whistle, and members of BLM begin marching down 77th Avenue......

.....uh-oh, now they are entering restaurants and intimidating the diners. About a hundred of the marchers are breaking into local jewerly stores and looting them. They are really sticking it to the 'oppressors!'

Following behind BLM is a leftist, INDIGENOUS PEOPLES  drum circle on a float. There's a big placard that says 'Death To White Supremacists!!!!'

Here comes the first balloon. It's Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie! We understand there will be no Snoopy or Spongebob Squarepants this year.

Now, a HUGE GROUP of flag-waving Palestinian protestors FLOOD the streets. They are harassing and screaming at all the Jewish onlookers.

Next up, we have residents from several local homeless encampments. They resemble the zombies from The Walking Dead. Most of them have drug needles, and they have stopped the parade to shoot up.

I've noticed there's no Thanksgiving Turkey float, but here is a World Economic Forum Float. Instead of a turkey, there sits on top a gigantic BUG! Ew! That is NOT APPETIZING!

....And here we have a float with ultra-corrupt Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James. They are waving at the crowd, and are being pelted with eggs.

Here comes a huge wave of about 400 illegal aliens. I understand they began marching in Honduoras and Nicaragua. Now, they're marching to a local Social Service office. HEY, SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT IT'S CLOSED FOR THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY!

Oh LOOK! There's about a 100 NAZI BROWNSHIRTS. Oh, waitaminnut, iT'S ONLY ANTIFA. MY BAD! THEY'RE BEATING UP A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZEN ONLOOKERS......

The marchers from BLM have reached MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE, AND THEY'RE SMASHING THE WINDOWS AND LOOTING IT.....

Here comes a float with trans-activists, sponsored by Bud-Light. The float is festooned with rainbow flags. COLORFUL!

Bringing up the rear is a float honoring trans-activists and purple-haired Queer activists. I hope they left their guns at HOME!

Well, that's our WOKE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. We'll be here next year if America can survivr another 12 months of Biden! SO LONG!!!