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Voting In An Off-Year Election In Minneapolis

On Tuesday,  I voted in the off-year election in Minneapolis, and the only item on my ballot was a race for city council.

I researched the candidates in Ward 9 only to discover that when I recieved my ballot that I resided in Ward 2.  D'oh!

As a registered Republican in ulta-deep blue Minneapolis, I usually vote against the incumbent in every municiple election knowing that my candidate will always lose. So, I voted for the Independent challenger,  Dan Orban. 

Democrat Hammer/ Sickle candidate Jason Chavez was the incumbent.

We have ithis diotic 'ranked choice voting' in Minneapolis, so Orban got my first vote, and then I wrote in 'Michael Baskins'' (who was a write-in candidate in Ward 9) as my second choice. 

I didn't have a third-choice candidate, although I once wrote-in 'Daffy Duck''a long time ago.

I was hoping that I had voted for an Independent, as in Independent Republican, or Independent Mainstream Democrat, or even a conservative, small 'd' Democrat (Did I mention I that reside in deep-blue Minneapolis?)

Walking home from the Holy Trinity Lutheran Church where I casted my ballot, I was very pleasantly surprised to find that someone had rebuilt my local post office that was burned to the ground in the 2020 George Floyd riots.

I got home, and wanted to know more about who I had just voted for, so I fired up my laptop and found Dan Orban''s campaign site. Candidate Orban is married (to a woman!) with two kids, and no experience in city government, which appealed to me. His platform boiled down to 'he loves his city, and thinks that people should help each other.'

I like a government that governs least.

I checked out incumdent Jason Chavez's Twitter and there was nothing about 'defunding police', just mostly filling pothole-type of stuff. He seemed kind've alright. 

Did I mention that I resided in deep-blue Minneapolis?

Censured Democrat Rashida Tliab Forced To Wear The Cone Of Silence Over Her Head

Last night, 22 House Democrats joined The Republicans, and voted to censure screeching anti-Semitic, America-hating Representative Rashida Tliab (D-MI). She recently led a Pro-Palestinian insurrection at The Capitol, and has demonstrated a history of loud, extremist Jew-hatred.

She will be forced to wear The Cone Of Silence for the next month:

The MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets A Woke Makeover

November 23 is Thanksgiving, a traditional American holiday. I was just wondering if they're still observing this holiday in New York City this year. Part of this tradition is the annual MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I wonder if Americans are still in control of the large blue cities like NYC. 

All I see on Twitter nowadays are Palestinian flags, Trans-rainbow flags, scores of illegal aliens everywhere, and America-haters of every kind. I've heard that The 97th MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade is getting a 'woke' makeover. Gee, I wonder what THAT will look like:

Hello, welcome to the 2023 MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade! This year, the parade will take on a woke makeover. Gone are the happy balloons of Snoopy and SpongeBob Squarepants, and high school marching bands and....OH, IT'S STARTING!!!

The Grand Marshall of this year's parade is Burn Loot Murder founder Patrice Colours. She blows the whistle, and members of BLM begin marching down 77th Avenue......

.....uh-oh, now they are entering restaurants and intimidating the diners. About a hundred of the marchers are breaking into local jewerly stores and looting them. They are really sticking it to the 'oppressors!'

Following behind BLM is a leftist, INDIGENOUS PEOPLES  drum circle on a float. There's a big placard that says 'Death To White Supremacists!!!!'

Here comes the first balloon. It's Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie! We understand there will be no Snoopy or Spongebob Squarepants this year.

Now, a HUGE GROUP of flag-waving Palestinian protestors FLOOD the streets. They are harassing and screaming at all the Jewish onlookers.

Next up, we have residents from several local homeless encampments. They resemble the zombies from The Walking Dead. Most of them have drug needles, and they have stopped the parade to shoot up.

I've noticed there's no Thanksgiving Turkey float, but here is a World Economic Forum Float. Instead of a turkey, there sits on top a gigantic BUG! Ew! That is NOT APPETIZING!

....And here we have a float with ultra-corrupt Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James. They are waving at the crowd, and are being pelted with eggs.

Here comes a huge wave of about 400 illegal aliens. I understand they began marching in Honduoras and Nicaragua. Now, they're marching to a local Social Service office. HEY, SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT IT'S CLOSED FOR THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY!

Oh LOOK! There's about a 100 NAZI BROWNSHIRTS. Oh, waitaminnut, iT'S ONLY ANTIFA. MY BAD! THEY'RE BEATING UP A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZEN ONLOOKERS......

The marchers from BLM have reached MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE, AND THEY'RE SMASHING THE WINDOWS AND LOOTING IT.....

Here comes a float with trans-activists, sponsored by Bud-Light. The float is festooned with rainbow flags. COLORFUL!

Bringing up the rear is a float honoring trans-activists and purple-haired Queer activists. I hope they left their guns at HOME!

Well, that's our WOKE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. We'll be here next year if America can survivr another 12 months of Biden! SO LONG!!!

Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologize For

So, the NAACP has demanded an apology from Country singer Jason Aldean for his hit song 'Try That In A Small Town'. We here at RSR think that The NAACP has A LOT to apologise to America for.

From our home office in Bovey. Minnesota is our new TOP TEN LIST......

The Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologise For:

10. Sagging pants

 9. Lizzo

 8. Burn

 7. Loot

 6. Murder

 5. Critical Race Theory

 4. this reparations b.s.

 3. gangsta rap

 2. barack obama

 1. Islam

(Yeah, I know this list is unfair. The NAACP can't be held responsible for EVERY SIN COMMITTED BY A BLACK AMERICAN OR GROUP OF BLACK AMERICANS.

That's my point. This list is as rediculous as demanding a country singer APOLOGIZE FOR A SONG,)