Sports Entertainment promoter Vince McMahon has resurrected his XFL football league. I was thinking if I was the commissioner, here are some ways I would make this league just as fun as Mr. McMahon's WWE:I would name the teams after classic wrestlers. Some team nicknames would include The Baltimore Undertakers, The Miami Hulkamaniacs, The Minnesota Ax's (named after Larry 'The Ax' Hennig), and The Los Angeles Earthquakes. Can you even imagine a team with The Undertaker's frightening face as it's helmet decal?
Spearing and late hits would not only be legal, it would be encouraged. Leg drops, chair shots, and elbow smashes would also be legal.
There would be ropes, posts, and turnbuckles running along the sidelines. The defense will be awarded 1 point if the offensive player who has been thrown out of bounds fails to return to the field by count of 10.
If a player begins dancing, the opposing team can break his legs.
The announcer's table would be down on the field, not in a booth high above the action.
The coaches can interfere, but must leave the field before the ref can count to 10. Foreign objects are not legal, but the refs are usually clueless and easily distracted.
That's just a start. I'll probably have more later.
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