Greetings From Twitter Jail

Me in Twitter jail

On Monday I was suspended from Twitter. I saw a video on my timeline of 20-30 Muslim males in a very small boat sailing towards Europe. They were dancing.

I looked at the video and imagined they were sailing to Europe to do what Muslim males usually do while in Europe. Wage jihad, murder, rape, burn things, and cause trouble.and so I replied to the tweet:

Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.

A few minutes later, I got a message informing me that I had engaged in hateful dialogue, and that I was suspended. Your bushy-tailed correspondent was sent to Twitter jail.

I thought this was weird. I've engaged in more flagrant, downright deplorable speech before this. It sure sucks not tweeting and being tweeted by my tweeps.

On the bright side, my jailers are still allowing me to share my blogposts to facebook. They've installed a hamster wheel in my tiny cage, so I get plenty of exercise. I also have had some time to think about the offending tweet.

Now that I've had time to reflect about what I had done, I would like to apologize to everyone on Twitter. I should have realized that my hurtful, inflammatory words could possible cause a terrible spike in torpedo violence. Mea Culpa.

Also, Muslim males should be free to rape, murder, set fire to cities, burn Christian churches down, fly airplanes into buildings, chop infidel heads off, forcibly convert non-Muslims, and abuse women without someone like myself mocking them.

Joking aside, whoever runs Twitter can run it as they wish. I don't subscribe to the notion that if you're suspended, that Jack Dorsey is violating your First Amendment rights. The term Twitter jail is a fun, cute way of saying that you broke their rules, and now you're suspended.

On the other hand, their rules tend to be rather silly, uneven and a bit capricious.

You would probably improve your argument if you complained that you're being discriminated against if you think they suspend conservatives more than liberals or leftists.

I think you're way off if you think of Twitter as a public utility. Nobody's stopping you from creating your own version of Twitter. In fact, there's an alternative called gab.com.

Get Back

Last week, President Trump suggested via Twitter that if you hated America, then you are free to leave it.

The mind readers in the fake news media ran with the idea that he was planning to deport 4 leftist female members of Congress. As usual, they painted the President as a racist xenophobe, even though he mentioned no race, nobody in particular, and no nation or state of origin.

Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan (It appears she represents the non-existent state of Palestine) and Avanna Pressley of Massachusetts are the four members of Congress in question.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was in the mood to add to this silliness, so here's a song parody......

Live from the top of Trump Tower, Ladies and gentlemen, here are The Beatles, along with Billy Preston on organ and President Trump on guitar and lead vocals:

Ilhan's a refugee who trashes her host country
She committed immigration fraud 
Ilhan left her home in war-torn Somalia
She got elected to Congress where she wages jihad

Just go back, Go back
Go back to where you belong
Go back, Just go back
Go back where you belong
Go back, Ilhan.

Rashida Tlaib is a crazy anti-Semite
She is clearly out of her mind.
She called the prez a mean'ole M.F.-er
I think she represents Palestine

Just go back. Go back
Go back to Dearbornistan
Go back....Just go back
Go back to where you belong.
Go back, Tlaib.

AOC is a great big commie
She thinks socialism is really cool
She's always saying stuff that's really stupid
The girl needs to go back to school

Get back, just go back
Re-enroll in middle school
Go back, Just go back
Socialism isn't cool.

Go back, ladies.....
The voters are waiting for you
If you weren't in such safe districts
you'd be voted out....There's no doubt

Red Forman: Bernie Sanders Is A Socialist Dumb Ass

Socialist Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has proposed that all college loans should be forgiven, wiped-out, and erased from our memory.He said that since we bailed-out the banks, we should do the same for young college students.

Here to comment on this plan is Red Forman. Take it away, Red:

Thanks, Red.

That Socialist dumb-ass Bernie Sanders is at it again. He is pandering to young dumb-asses who took out college loans, and don't feel like honoring their contract. 

Actually, this plan reminds us that institutions of  'higher learning' are a great big scam ran almost completely by greedy Democrats. You pay thousands of dollars and they teach you that men are all rapists and that Communism is superior to Capitalism. Then, they send you the bill and these weirdo degenerates make off like bandits. 

It doesn't matter if he says that he wants Wall Street will pay for it. If the government is involved, chances are the taxpayer will be screwed.

Now, Bernie Sanders wants to redistribute the pain from the dumb-ass student who took out the loan to the taxpayer. Bernie hates everyone who actually works for a living. In Bernie's world, any time the taxpayer gets the smallest break it's a twavesty. 

Sanders believes that if you are a plumber or work on an oil rig and you never took out a college loan you should be expected pay a college student's tuition costs. This doofus literally walks around sticking his hand in other people's pants pockets. 

I heard that Bernie had his honeymoon in the old Soviet Union. O.k. Bernie, We get it. You really, really, really, really, really love communism. 

Joining him in this 'idea' is the intellectual soul of the Democrat party, New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the energizer bunny of anti-American hatred, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar.

I would go along with this silly plan under two conditions. 1. College professors teach for free and 2. these institutions and the government leave the taxpayers alone.

You took out the loan. Pay your bill like many Americans have, If my kid Eric can do it, so can you.

Thanks.

Red



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Washington Independence Day Parade Cancelled

This just in. Due to leftist outcry, the DC 4th of July celebration of America has been cancelled.

Leftists complained about President Trump's inclusion of American military tanks and fighter jets, claiming that's what they do in North Korea, not America.

Plus, the blatant patriotism would offend those who don't share President Trump's love of America. Several leftist and anti-American groups found a judge in the 9th Circuit of Appeals to rule that America patriotism is unconstitutional.

Oh, this just in. We've just heard that there WILL be a 4th of July parade, sponsored by Billionaire George Soros and hosted by MSNBC''s morning show hosts, Joe and Mika!

Hold on! The parade is starting!

Here comes the Grand Marshals of the parade.....the (39?) Democrat candidates for President! Bernie Sanders is waving an old Soviet flag, Mayor Pete is waving a wiener, and Elizabeth Warren is dressed like the Land-O-Lakes native American princess!

Now, here comes the 10 CAIR floats. The adherents of the religion of peace are getting off their floats and are now blocking the street, ass up in prayer. Don't worry, the parade should resume in about an hour.....

Look out! Here comes the Reparations For Slavery float, with The Reverend Al Sharpton yelling thru a bullhorn!

Now, here comes that crying Hillary voter, screaming into the sky. Don't worry lady, there's an election coming up in 2020.

Wow, here comes about 400 illegal aliens, with Mexican flags, and flags from South America and Africa.

As you know, American flags were determined to be hate speech.

Here comes The AntiFa float! Now, these warriors for freedom are jumping off the float and have started beating up the onlookers! Wow! That'll leave a mark!

Here comes a float, with the words America Sucks in large crepe lettering. Minnesota's 5th District Representative Ilhan Omar is shouting through a bullhorn. Now, the call of prayer is blasting thru ultra-powerful loudspeakers

Bringing up the rear in this parade is the Free College Tuition Float. Chances are, the kids on this float will always be bringing up the rear.

Well, that's our 4th of July parade. If America still exists a year from now, we'll do this again. See ya next year.

 

The Top 5 Things I Want Reparations For

Talk of
reparations has resurfaced among the Communists posing as Democrat presidential candidates, as well as from grievance hucksters.

I think this can go both ways. Here are The Top 10 Things I Want Reparations For:

  5.Obama Care

  4. I want reparations on behalf of all the White soldiers who died in The Civil War setting Black slaves free.

 3. I want reparations from welfare cheats and government fraudsters.

 2. I want reparations from illegal aliens and government officials for wasting our tax dollars.

 1. That money Obama sent to the bloodthirsty mullahs in Iran.