The Ballad Of Ilhan Omar (Song Parody Of 'Copacabana' By Barry Manilow)

Her name is Ilhan, She's an extremist
A hijab on her hair, She gives speeches for HAMAS and CAIR
She's always haranguing, bad-mouthing America
She's a leftist superstar, We think she goes way too far
She supports FGM,, She's an unhinged Dem
She wears a hijab and supports shariah law
It's her right as a woman

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, Hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Big Hater
A Democrat nightmare, Acts like she's a committee chair
Our laws don't matter, She married her own brother
She goes way too far, She's really lowering the bar
 She really hates the Jews, She's always on the news
The voters at CD5 say 'There's no way she can lose.'

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

It's Ilhan Omar
It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion
Hating's her pass-hion

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Muslim extremist
Her voters don't really mind, The local news kisses her behind
The Democrats see no folly, in importing 70,000 Somalis
All the terrorists we can train, The infidels we'll put in chains
The voters are so blind, They believe the bs on Channel 9
We lost the state, we lost our sense.....Have we lost our minds?

Hey, it's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shave it (in our faces)

Don't vote for her.....................

A Word From Our New Sponsor: Give Sanctuary To An Illegal (With Sally Struthers)

And now, a word from our new sponsor....





Hi, I'm Sally Struthers.

Thousands, perhaps millions of undocumented immigrants, drug dealers, rapists, murderers, and human traffickers are seeking 'sanctuary' in America.

Our friends in the government, as well as Lutheran and Catholic charities are doing their part to bring these poor souls into YOUR neighborhood, but what are YOU doing to help these foreigners?

Here at 'Sanctuary For Illegals', people like YOU can sponsor an illegal.....or dozens of illegals, and show them that you CARE.

We will send you photo(s) of all the illegals you sponsor. All you have to do is send us $2,000 for every undocumented immigrant and we will move the illegal(s) into YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

Your neighbors will thank you!

So, will you please open your heart, and give sanctuary to an illegal today? Thank you!

This Week In American History (With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

Today we introduce a new feature on RSR, with our new correspondent, New York Representative and historian Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Each week, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez will give you, my readers, a history lesson. Take it away:

Thank you, Mr. RedSquirrel.....

Today's lesson deals with those evil Republicans who stopped our greatest president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt from serving a 4th, 5th, or even a lifetime term as President.

As you should know, this greatest president ever is responsible for The New Deal as well as The Great Society, where many Americans made a fortune digging holes and re-filling them.

In 1945, the Republicans ended The New Deal by stacking The Supreme Court and introducing the Twenty-Secondededed Amendment, which limited our greatest president to only 4 terms.

The rich Republicans couldn't stand our super-duper President, and made it really hard for him to single-handedly end World War 2. 

If those jealous Republicans weren't so obsessed with stopping FDR, he would've served into the 1970's, and we would've stopped Nixon or even Reagan from wrecking America.

This is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and class is dismissed..............

SONG PARODY ALERT: 'MEATLESS MONDAY' BY THE BANGLES

Recently, New York City's Communist Mayor Bill DeBlasio announced the adoption of  NY School's Meatless Monday program in an effort to improve student health and to reduce the city's environmental footprint.

Here to sing about it are The Bangles:

I's twelve o'clock and I'm standing in the lunch line
Today we'll get rabbit food and the kids are starting to whine
Normal kids like meat but the mayor says he doesn't care
Today it's a rice cake, skim milk, and half a pear

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Catch a mid-day train to go to Burger King
or walk to Popeye's for their delicious golden chicken wings
The kids just want to eat like regular teens
but the school got rid of the vending machines

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Well, the commie mayor wants to improve our health by replacing meat with this crap
(this crap)
I'm feeling weak and cranky and I think I  need a nap
I'm having trouble remembering names and dates
It's getting real hard to concentrate

I need some protein....................

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'.................

HEADLINE: IVANKA TRUMP WILL BE INDICTED WEDNESDAY

Yuk, yuk, yuk.....Happy April Fools Day!