HEADLINE: PRESIDENT TRUMP PARDONS TURKEYS

 

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

About a week ago, the longest  federal government shutdown in this country's history ended. For about 41 days, the Republican majority kept trying to break the Democrat filibuster to no avail. They tried and tried to pass a CR (continuing resolution), but were stopped again and again by the Democrat-leftists, who would vote to keep the government shut down....and AT THE SAME TIME, BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR THE LACK OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES, 

Frome our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new TOP TEN LIST. HERE ARE THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 41 DAY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN:

10. The Democrats vote to shut down the government.

  9. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 13th time, while ACCUSING The Republicans of starving Americans.

  8. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down in the hopes that it will help them win elections in already blue states. It apparently worked.

  7. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down AND DEMAND THE REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.

 6. The major douche Democrats TRY to bully The Republicans into doing whatever The Hell the democrat want. They vote to keep the government shut down

  5. For the most part, The American People remain sick of the creepy Democrats as they blame The Republicans for the government shutdown that the Republicans were trying to end.

  4. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 9th time while blaming The Republicans for the government shutdown.

  3, The Democrats find out that most Americans blame THEM for the shutdown.

  2. The Democrats finf out that THEIR OWN SUPPORTERS blame THEM for the shutdown.

  1. The shutdown ENDS.

NOVEMBER 20, 2026: One Year From Now

Novermber 20, 2026

A year ago, ''Social-Democrat'' Zohran Mamdani won the 2025 NYC mayoral election. Since then, About a million taxpayers have left the city, and his woke, silly supporters are getting restless, The silly, childish promises of free subway rides and a ''more affordable'' life  seem more silly by the day.

The anti-Semitic Mayor has caused several major international incidents, the most recent is that he tried to have Israeli President Benjamin Nenanyahu arrested. Mayor Mamdani has replaced The NYPD with his private secret police, illegally funded by The Iranian government. Nobody even knows if NYC is even part of the United States anymore.

He has tried to replace former New Yorkers with a million third-world criminals and muslim foreigners, but The Trump Administration's ALIEN BLOCKADE has stopped Mamdani's ''immigration'' plan, 

Since a large part of the tax base has fled, the city has incurred massive debt. In the Summer, Wall Street moved to Dallas.

In March 2026, the Mayor introduced New Yorkers to CITY-RAN grocery stores, where everyone can stand in line for the finest toilet paper (if there is any on the shelves). The Mayor was always there at the grand openings with an over-sized pair of scissors and that ridiculous shit-eating grin.

In February, The jewel of Mayor Mamdani's agenda, ''AFFORDABLE RENT' was introduced, where third-world migrants and Muslims were ''AWARDED'' luxury apartments.  To the communists, why make things merely ''affordable'' when you can make them 'FREE''?

Crime IS WAY DOWN in NYC! They just refuse to report it. Murders on the Subway didn't happeny, Stores are never looted, there's no corruption at City Hall. FEARLESS LEADER MAMDANI COMPLETELY ENDED CRIME!! JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING AND HAIL OUR GREAT MAYOR!!!

Nothing costs anything! Perhaps sometime in 2027 we will find out who is actually paying for all this!

GOOD NEWS: MINNEAPOLIS VOTERS ELECT AN AMERICAN MAYOR

 

the winner of the mpls. mayoral election. He doesn't hate America.

                                At least we don't live in new york city.

HEY EVERYBODY, VOTE FOR LAVERNE TURNER MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR

 TOUGH ON CRIME

(and he doesn't wave a foreign flag like that America-hating, marxist Somali.)