MN HOUSE MONTY PYTHON SONG PARODY: THE DEMOCRATS BRAVELY RAN AWAY

On January 14, work began at the Minnesota State House, with only state Republicans showing up for work. The Democrats refused to come to work with the Republicans holding a 1-seat majority. One Democrat, Curtis Johnson, lost his seat when it was discovered that he didn't live in the house district where he ran.

Three weeks later, and the Democrats still refuse to show up. This situation reminds me of that Monty Python character Sir Robin who 'bravely ran away':

T'was when the session started,

The democrats bravely stayed away

They cheated and they lost a seatI

Insisting that they still get paid 

We love spending your tax dollars

and all the corruption, graft, and fraud

Brave, brave, brave, brave D.F.L 'ers!!!!

Leigh Finke and the democrats

refused to come and do their job

We are bravely not showing up to work

We'll send a psychotic mob

One yelled thru a bullhorn

I cannot repeat what he/she said

They demanded we share power

They sent Steve Simon instead

How DARE they oppose us!

WITHOUT A QUORUM!!!!

How DARE they contest us!

We'll run away from this FORUM!!!

If they invite us to come back

We will just ignore 'em!

Brave D.F. L'ers!!!!

There's much work to be done, here in The Minnesota State House, but

The D.F.'ers. REFUSES to come in to work

(WHAT????!!!!)

They BRAVELY refuse to do their job

(THEY WHAT?????!!!!)

The Republicans don't have a quorum

So, if they don't share power, WE'LL INGNORE THEM!!

(IGNORE 'EM!!!!!)

The D.F.L. lost their TRIFECTA on Election Day

So, they just took their ball and RAN AWAY!

(GO ON!!!!)

We'll just bravely not go to work

and we'll bravely STILL GET PAID

Brave, brave, brave D.F.L.'ers!!!!

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Where Is Vigo The Carpathian's Presidential Medal Of Freedom?

Happy 2025, Everybody! 

New Years' Day has come and gone, and last week, lame-duck Joseph Biden has awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom to 19 mostly well-known individuals. Supposedly, these people 'are great leaders who have made America and The World a better place.'

Two of these 'leaders' are actor Michael J. Fox and U2 lead singer Bono. At the age of 29, Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease, and is a leader in the fight against A.L.S. Bono (born Paul Hewson) has made some good records with his band U2.

On the other hand, 2 medal recipients, Former Democrat presidential candidate and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and 'philanthropist' George Soros have raised more than just a few eyebrows in the conservative community. Soros has infamously said that his life's work is 'to destroy America' and Hillary Clinton is known primarily for all her crimes committed against The American People.

To many regular, normal Americans, it appears that Biden is just lashing out because he was forced out of last year's presidential race. Awarding The Presidential Medal of Freedom to Hillary Clinton and George Soros might be his senile, mean-spirited way of telling the country to 'Suck THIS.'

If he really wanted to show his hate for America, the lame-duck president could have awarded the medal to 16th century tyrant and sorcerer Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge od Carpathia,Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy. 

Both Vigo and Soros both have unleashed massive terror on the world, In 1989, Vigo tried to unleash a worldwide Season of Evil and Soros unleashed his army of lenient, soft-on-crime district attorneys throughout America which resulted in an out-of-control violent crime wave.

Vigo and Soros are quite evil, but Hillary Clinton has a greater body count. Her greatest accomplishment was somehow avoiding prison. Maybe she'll be President one day, then she can award The Presidential Medal of Freedom To Vigo or some other genocidal lunatic.

Happy New Year!