Opinion: Iron Sheik Opposes Pride Month

We at The RedSquirrel Report believe in airing a wide variety of viewpoints. As you have probably found out by now, June is Pride Month.

Here to add his opinion on Pride Month is legendary wrestler, The Iron Sheik:

I HATE PRIDE MONTH!!!! YOU AMERICANS ARE TOO PROUD!!!!! I PUT MY COBRA CLUTCH ON YOUR PRIDE MONTH AND I WILL MAKE IT 'HUMBLE MONTH!!!!'

PRIDE MONTH? PHOOEY!!!!  

Two Weeks Ago Joe The Cartoonist Picked Up The First 300 Copies Of His New CD

On June 12th (It was a Monday), Joe The Cartoonist picked up the first 300 copies of his new CD, 'Songs For Happy Hunyuks And Heartbroken Hipsters'. Here's the front cover:

Joe wrote and sang all the songs, and played all the instruments. If you want to check out the lyrics, find my blogpost from June 22, 2022, entitled 'Song Lyrics For My Upcoming CD Songs For Happy Hunyuks And Heartbroken Hipsters'.

Hopefully, I'll get some songs on YouTube, and finalize a distribution agreement soon.

Our Faith And Religion Correspondent: June Is Sodomite Pride Month (God Help Us!)

Our Faith and Religion Correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknucles returns, with this commentary:

God Bless RedSquirrel and his readers......Mother Mary, full of Grace.....

In case you haven't noticed, SOMEBODY made June 'Pride' months for all the sodomites, confused, maladjusted weirdos, and cross-dressers. My Twitter Timeline is polluted with Pride Parade march videos, and all The Democrats are pandering to their Sodomite base.

In NYC, the marchers chant 'We here, We're queer, We're coming for your children!' WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD?

This reminds me of the Biblical story in Genesis 19 of Sodom and Gammorah, where the sodomite mob saw two angels and tried to rape them. Things didn't work out too well for them!

I've noticed an unprecedented level of Satanic activity in The West, and that's just the horrors on MY TWITTER TIMELINE! Decades ago, America kicked God out of the classroom, and now Black youthes are beating innocent people and looting stores , mostly in Democrat-controlled cities. These punks need to be sent to The Work Farm where they can work off all that energy breaking rocks in the hot sun!

They should've spent some time in a Catholic classroom. If our students misbehave, I'll smack their knuckles until they're bloody! These bastards need The Fear of God in THEIR LIFE!

That anti-Christian, leftist bigot Alejendro Mayorkis says that Christians are the biggest danger to the country. The commie bastard should be sent to Sensitivity Training, then fired. I oughtta smack his knuckles bloody with my ruler!

The Biden 'Justice' Department have infiltrated Catholic churches!!! They see patriotic, Normal-Americans as a terroristic threat. Get behind me, SATAN!

The Los Angeles Dodgers welcomed Satan's Sodomy Sisterhood of Unbridled, Democic Queerness. (I THINK that's what these evil clowns are called) The Dodgers mocked Catholic nuns, then lost their game, 15-0.  See folks, God DOES answer prayer!

I notice they don't have a 'Making Fun of Mohammad' Night at Dodger Stadium. Tommy Lasorda must be rolling over in his grave!

Target has a highly colorful 'Pride'display in their stores more queer than that luggage-stealing fag weirdo Sam Brinton! I guess some people have to go to Target to replace the clothes Brinton stole. 

Remember, 'Thou shalt not steal! Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, especially that abomination Sam Brinton. And that cross-dressing weirdo Rachel/ Robert Levine.

Lead us not in the temptation of 'preferred pronouns', and deliver us from this damnable national gayness. The ChiCom and The Ruskie military generals are watching and laughing at us.

Meanwhile, in a world gone mad, Italy's angelic Prime Minister Georgia Meloni cancelled 'Pride Month', and replaced it with 'Family Pride Month', celebrating families and the concept we used to call 'heterosexuality.' God Bless Her!

Well, that's all fpr now. Dear Mary, Mother of God, Please hear our prayer, and may God Bless America, and Make America Great Again!

....And A Belated Congratulations To Everyone Who Survived Juneteenth

 .....and Monday was Juneteenth, the day that Black neighborhoods celebrate the ending of slavery by erupting in neighborhood gunfire and physiical violence. Many Americans believe that Juneteenth is a holiday for Black Americans to celebrate because they feel left out on Father's Day.

Many Americans see Juneteenth as a leftist substitute for the traditional Independence Day, a day for 'White Supremacists.'

Here at The RedSquirrel Report, we hope you survived this new federal holiday unscathed. Most of us had ever heard of Juneteenth before June of 2020.

At 5:00 p.m, on Monday, White Americans checked on their neighbors to see if their mostly intact families were alright:

Hey Bill, has anyone in your family been shot yet?'

Some Belated Happy Father's Day Wishes

Sunday was Father's Day. We here at The RedSquirrel Report send belated Happy Father's Day wishes to

Former President Bill Clinton and/or Web Hubbell

and

Hunter Biden

We really like how you stepped up for your biological daughter Navy Joan. Good work, daddy.....

daddy?............

Oh, and A Happy belated Father's Day wish to George Soros, who's leaving his empire to his fine son, Alex, who promises to be even MORE EVIL THAN HIS DAD.....

I quote the great Rodney Dangerfield from the movie 'Caddyshack', who said, 

'Ooooh, now I know why tigers eat their young!'

Happy belated Father's Day!

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Garth Brooks Calls Bud Light Boycotters 'Assholes' In Re-Make 'No Friends Coming To My New Place'

Recently, country superstar Garth Brooks disclosed that he will not take part in the Bud-Light boycott  at his new Nashville bar. He said those taking part in the boycott are 'assholes, ' and that he is for tolerance and love. 

Funny, calling your potential customers 'assholes' doesn't sound very loving or tolerant. Here is Garth to sing about this situation:

Blame it on the far right

They're boycotting BUD lIGHT

I didn't think they'd take it this far

Now they refuse to show

How was I supposed to know?

Now I can't open my new bar

They're being so mean

They're causing a big scene

I didn't mean to complain

I don't care if you're trans or straight

I can't deal with the hate

These right-wing assholes are insane

I have no friends in my new place

Just cancel my order of 200 cases

of Bud-Light beer

They're calling me a queer

No one wants these beer cases

graced with Dylan Mulvaney's face

I have no friends coming to my new place......

I can't believe I was wrong

Damn, this boycott is strong

No one has darkened my door

There ain't a lot of drag queens

in the country music cene

You don't them Boot-Scooting on the dance floor

Now, I called them  'assholes'

and it's taken a toll

i hope this doesn't kill my career

They're avoiding this bar and I don't see any cars

They're steering clear

Now, I got no friends coming to my new place

They're boycotting me and I got 200 cases of

Bud-Light beer

They're saying that I'm queer

These intolerant jerks hate Dylan Mulvaney's face

gracing these 200 cases

I got no friends coming to my new place!

(repeat chorus and fade out).......

SONG PARODY ALERT!! King Tim Walz And The MN Democrats Sing 'We're The Panderers'

As the riots rage I go run and I go hide

then I announce George Floyd Day I stoke the racial divide

And when it comes to leftist givaways I never miss a trick

I pander like I'm crazy, I really lay it thick

because I'm a panderer, a panderer

a leftist clown, a clown, a clown, a clown. a clown

Us Democrats we spent the 19 billion dollar surplus

We laughed at The Republicans when they tried to raise a fuss

We like aborting babies and mutilating your child

then it's a signing ceremony with lots of giddy smiles

Because We're panderers, We are panderers

Don't make a sound, a sound, a sound, a sound, a sound

Everyone knows that The Guv is a fat clown

Our media gaslights you, and they don't even care

We're metro extremists ruining your small towns 

Then we laugh when the taxpayers complain and swear

Take it, Tim, 

I'm a progressive jerk I never ever stop

I throw money around and then I'll go defund the cops

When it comes to abortion I am really, really extreme

I'm the taxpayer's nightmare and every leftist's dream

I'm The panderer, The panderer, I pander around, around, around

We have the trifecta and we stick it in your face

WE have our leftist agenda, all the surplus we will waste

Then we'll take a selfie, leftist activists are all smiles

Welcome to ONE MINNESOTA, baby-killers and pedophiles

We're lying panderers, Leftist panderers, 

We pander around, around, around

We're  panderers, We're panderers

Driving Minnesota into the ground, the ground,

the ground, the ground, the ground!

The Top 10 New Woke Disneyland Attractions

Disneyland was once called the 'Happiest Place On Earth', but it seems lately like it's vying for the title of 'Wokest Place On Earth.

Did you see the video of a man wearing a dress welcoming little girls into The Magin Kingdom's Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique? He even had a moustache. WEIRD!

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new list, The Top 10 New Woke Disneyland Attractions:

10. The Mad 'Mostly-Peaceful' Tea Party

  9. The Buzz Light-In-The-Loafers Ass Blaster Ride

  8. Patrice's BLM Haunted $2 million Mansion

  7. The Butt-Pirates of the Carribbean

  6. It's A 'Cancel Culture' World

  5, Snow Whitey's Scary Adventure In George Floyd Square

  4. The BLM Brand Jamboree

  3. The Anti-American Tour of Toppled Statues

  2. The Island Of Misfit Pedophiles

  1. The Hall of Cross-Dressers

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!