News You Can Use: Remember, Put More Color On Your Plate!

Today, RSR's Health Correspondent, Dr. Roz (Rosalind Roseberg) tells our readers to 'put more color on your plate'.

Enjoy!

Monkeypox Vaccine?: A Wayne's World Commentary

Here with a commentary on some recent news stories is new RSR contributer, Wayne Campbell:

So, we went from Covid 19 to Omicron, and now we're hearing about 'Monkeypox'. They're telling us to go get this monkeypox vaccine, so I'm thinking about getting this shot.....

......Sh'yeah, and monkeypox might fly out of my butt!

Yesterday, I gassed up The Mirthmobile, and it costed almost $6 a gallon!!! I told my pal Garth, and he said 'NO WAY!', To which, I said 'WAY!!!.' This idiot in The White House stopped the Keystone Pipeline Project. He's heinous! What a sphincter!

Dinesh D'Souza's movie 2000 Mules showed footage of Biden suppoters stuffing vote dropboxes across the country. If there are about 130,000,000 registered voters, and Trump got, say about 70,000,000 votes.....how did Biden get over 80,000,000 votes? I live in Aurora, a suburb of Chicago. We know about voter fraud.

It looks like Hillary's Campaign Director Robby Mook has spilled the beans on Hillary. What a psycho hose bag.

Finally, The Biden Administration are creating a 'Disinformation Governence Board.' Someone should tell Biden that George Orwell's book '1984' wasn't a 'how-to' manual!

WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!.............

Well, Barack Obama Promised To Transform The Country

Remember when presidential candidate Barack Obama said that he would 'transform the country'? Well, it appears that in his third term, he certainly has. With his senile figurehead Joe Biden residing in The White House and an out-of-control Democrat Congress, the American people are experiencing record gasoline prices, empty grocery shelves, out of control crime, riots, racial division, a crisis on the Southern Border, and third world style corruption:

                                                                   

                                     

                                     

In Silly Cancel Culture News........

WASHINGTON Post writer Caleb Francois opined that George WASHINGTON College should change it's name because the university is named after a racist.

This is how Normal Americans reacted to Caleb's opinion piece:

The Top Ten 2022 Democrat Campaign Slogans

 

10. Can't Find Baby Formula? Well, You Should Have Aborted Your Baby!

   9. A Mask On Every Face and A Needle In Every Arm

   8. Don't Blame Us! It's Putin's Fault!

   7. Can't Afford Gasoline? Buy An Electric Car Instead!

   6. AMERICA LAST!

   5. You Work. I Eat.

   4. 6UILD 6ACK 6ETTER

   3. END WHITE PRIVILEGE NOW!!!

   2. We'll Close Your Business And Open The Border

   1. All We Care About Is Getting Filthy Rich From Government, Robbing The Taxpayer, And Throwing Our Opponents In Jail. Whoops! Did I Just Say That Out Loud??????

The Return Of Lucy Van Pelt: A Commentary

Here to comment on the current state of the country is RSR contributer, Lucy Van Pelt:

When concerned parents attend and speak up at school board meetings, Biden AG Merrick Garland treated them like 'domestic terrorists', but when a mob of pro-abortion 'protestors' harrass and chant in front of the private residences of conservative Supreme Court justices, the libs don't seem to be the least bit concerned....

Democrat politicians called the January 6 protestors, 'insurrectionists', even after it was learned that capitol police peacefully ushered them into the capitol building, while AntiFa and BLM thugs burned down entire neighborhoods with the blessing of these same leftists.

Biden punishes everyday Americans with mask and vaccination mandates, while rewarding untested, unvaccianted criminal aliens invading our southern border. 

Biden has formed a 'Disinformation Governence Board'. Have you ever noticed that the biggest liars are the ones most eager to muzzle their opponents?

The corrupt Democrats falsely impeach President Trump TWICE, while the only thibg he's guilty of are a few 'mean' tweets.

Leftists run the 'news' media, Hollywood, most newspapers, television, and social media, but when a pro-free speech lib buys Twitter, they lose their minds.

Right now, it's easier to find Fentanyl than it is to find baby formula. This is bullshit.