We're getting killed in the polls, We're deep in the holeIt's probably time that I leave
I'm watching the news, chance's are that I'll lose
so I should probably leave
The people hate us, and I don't know why
The American people are dumb, yet our lies still won't fly
I should retire, from this dumpster fire
Yeah, it's time that I leave
Here comes the red wave, my seat is not safe
so I should probably leave
They say 'We're losing our majoritay,'
so I should probably leave
The voters hate us, Maybe we should just cheat
I don't want to be here when we go down in defeat
It looks like Nancy will retire, The situation's dire
so I should probably leave
Dems blown away on Election Day
on CNN they grieve
On MSNBC, They probably will seethe
and chalk it up to White Supremacy
It was a red wave, We were blown out
so I'm glad that I left, I have no doubt
There's lots of jobs for a self-serving crook in D.C.
So I never will leave
I never will leave
I never will leave