A Pep Talk For Patriotic Voters

Dear Normal American Men and Women Patriots.....

Next Tuesday, we will engage in a Battle for the soul of our great country. Six years ago, I came to you and delivered a pep talk to all great Americans. Now, I return to urge you to win this great and important battle.

The other side is extremely well-funded, and they hate our wonderful President Trump. They are attempting to intimidate and discourage voters from even voting. Their dishonest and thoroughly idiotic pollsters are telling us that it's a lost cause.

Yet, Trump rallies bring scores of Patriots from every corner of this country, while the other side brings out a few reporters and almost nothing else. Instead, Lying Joe's supporters bring out rioters, criminals, and looters. Their fake, phony friends at CNN speak of 'mostly-peaceful protests', while neighborhoods burn in the background. Disgraceful.

We all saw what happened in leftist Democrat strongholds like New York City, Chicago, Seattle, Portland, and Minneapolis. We saw Covid shutdowns and mask mandates and riots all over the news. Thank God we have Republican governors keeping some places happy and free.

This election poses an important question. Are you voting for jobs, or are you voting for mobs?

So far, many Americans have already voted, and we are getting reports that some mail carriers are tossing ballots into dumpsters. I promise you, we will deal with the fraudsters.

I urge you to get out there and VOTE! Pay no attention to the polls. Remember, The Tree of Liberty from time to time must be re-nourished with the tears of Leftist control freaks and unhinged, communist weirdos.

It is my most fervent hope that on Election Night, the reporters on CNN and MSNBC will have to look into the news cameras with their eyes glazed over, and tell the American people that 'President Trump has won re-election!' Additionally, The GOP has added to it's majority in The Senate, and have taken back The House of Representatives.

You know how I feel. Now, my Patriotic friends, Let's win this election. God Bless You, and may God Bless America. Thank you.

Timmy The Tyrant Says: Duck And Cover Your Face, Kids!

In the 1950's America waged a cold war against the Russian Communists, and we lived with the constant threat of thermonuclear war. The government produced civil defense films starring Bert The Turtle.

Bert urged school kids to duck and cover under their desk if a nuclear bomb was dropped outside their school. Looking back, we think it's silly to believe that a window and a desk will protect you from nuclear annihilation.

Now, we have idiot tyrant Democrat governors like Minnesota's Tim Walz issuing 'peacetime dictates' based on faulty Covid 19 models. You have to wear a mask to go shopping, and you're not allowed to attend church, but you can VANDALIZE THE CHURCH....as long as you comply with an tyrant's edict and wear the mask!

Along with this grotesque violation of our rights, the government guilts you into compliance. You have to wear a mask. You don't want anyone to die because you were too selfish to wear the mask. Over 99% of Americans don't contract this virus, and over 99% who contract the virus either recover or barely even notice they had it.

Leftists from CNN and MSNBC breathlessly harp about the COVID 19 DEATH COUNT. They keep telling us that hundreds of thousands of Americans have died from Covid 19. The Center for Disease Control quietly admitted that under 10,000 Americans have actually died from the disease, and most Covid 19 deaths are of residents in nursing homes and people with comorbidities.

Almost 200,000 Americans have died WITH the virus, but the virus wasn't the cause of their death. The government were counting people killed in car crashes, heart attacks, and cancer as Covid 19 deaths.

If I were advising Timmy the Tyrant (I doubt he'd listen to little 'ole me), I'd tell him to loosen up the mask mandate, and then I'd advise him to produce fun civil defense-styled films. Timmy the Tyrant could become Timmy the Turtle. He'd advise kids to wear a mask to fight Covid 19, but there would be no actual mandate.

Also, Timmy the Turtle cartoons could be based on real, honest Covid 19 models. The truth is, under 1% of Americans are ever infected with Covid, and over 99% of those who contact it recover from it or never even knew they had it without being tested for it.

I'd like to think that Timmy the Turtle would base Covid policy on the truth.

 

 

 

A List Of Joe Biden's Accomplishments............

 

Zooming George Soros Palpatine's 2020 Democrat Halloween Party

George Soros: Welcome to the party, everybody. Hunter Biden, what are you doing there?

Hunter Biden:  I'm bobbing for bribes. It's hard to do with this face mask over my mouth.

(laughter)

Hillary Clinton: George, I LOVE your Emperor Palpatine costume.

George Soros: Thank you, my dear. I usually wear this when I'm wrecking currencies or financing AntiFa riots across America.

Barack Obama: Bernie Sanders! You look exactly like Nathan Grantham from the 1982 horror movie 'Creepshow'!

Bernie Sanders: I WANT MY CAKE!!!!!

(laughter)

Bernie Sanders: Barry, very scary costume! You made a big box of Uncle Ben's rice, then cut out the face and put your face in! 

Barack Obama: Well, Uncle Ben worked for a living. People who work for a living give me the creeps!

Bernie Sanders: Michelle Obama! You came as Aunt Jemima!

Michelle Obama: Aunt Jemima worked for White capitalists. How creepy is THAT???!!!

Bernie Sanders: Speaking of creepy, where's Joe Biden?

Barack Obama: I told him he needs to rest up for the end of the presidential campaign.  He went to bed at 9:00 a.m.

(thudding noises)

Bernie Sanders: WHAT IS THAT????!!!!!

Barack Obama: It's just those troublemakers Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, throwing eggs at the house....

George Soros: Welcome to the party, Nancy Pelosi and Ilhan Omar! Hey, everybody, Nancy is an AntiFa rioter and Ilhan is Osama Bin-Laden!

Ilhan Omar: Jews are evil..................

Nancy Pelosi: Look at the Donald Trump-O-Lantern behind me. I worked on it for a month!

Don Lemon: Hey everybody!

Barack Obama: Hey, it's Don Lemon in a Unicorn costume. Who's the 'back end'?

Don Lemon: Chris Cuomo!

Chris Cuomo: mumblemumblemumble...............

George Soros: I want to raise a toast. 2020 has been such a terrific year for us, and 2021 will be even better!!!

I appreciate all the Democrat governors shutting down your states and mercilessly wrecking your state economies! Then, you forced everyone to wear silly little face masks, and tricking them into thinking that it could stop the spread of Covid! 

The REAL fun will begin the day after Election Day, when all our little BLM and AntiFa trick-or-treaters take to the streets across America demanding reparation treats. America will burn like the inside of a Jack-O-Lantern!

Our media allies have attacked President Orange Man Bad relentlessly, and our postal union bosses have ensured us that Joseph Biden WILL be elected! I told him I want CHAOS!

As soon as Joe is inaugurated, our corruption apple cart will be back in the upright position!

Happy Halloween, Everybody!

 

SONG PARODY ALERT! Frank Sinatra's New York, New York 2020 (DeBlasio Remix)

Back up that U-Haul, I'm moving away

I'm getting the Hell out of New York, New York

I just cannot last ------another day

This mayor is destroying New York, New York

I don't want to wake up to the sound of gunfire and riots, I can't sleep

They closed up all the cafes and bars

I'm voting with my feet

I'm so sick of this crime, 

My nerves are frayed

I'm getting the Hell out of New York, New York

I'm moving to a nice red state

I'm leaving and I cannot wait

I say goodbye to you, New York, New York

New York, New York

There's a riot outside and I cannot sleep

I hate BLM

and those AntiFa creeps

They wrecked the economy, and boarded the stores

I don't recognize this town, New York 

and

The idiot mayor is hassling the Jews

and I can't take any more abuse

I've had enough of you,  New York, New York

New York, New York

I want to wake up in a quiet, lovely no-crime town

That is the dream,

That would be great,

No Democrats,

No Covid mask mandate!

Now back up that U-Haul! I'm leaving the Empire State!

I'm getting the Hell out of here!

Goodbye, New York!

And..........................

I'll move to a red state

tell DeBlasio I can't wait

Goodbye to you, New York, New York!!!!!  

THIS JUST IN: JOE BIDEN LIES...............

 

.................LIKE A PRICELESS PERSIAN RUG ON A RICH MAN'S FLOOR.

The Nomination Of Amy Coney Barrett: A Commentary By Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

After the passing of Judge Ruth Bader-Ginsberg, President Trump nominated Law Professor and Judge Amy Coney-Barrett to replace the celebrated liberal on the United States Supreme Court.

Leftists have wasted no time in expressing their anger with the nomination. Many leftists want to wait until after the presidential election, and they hope that leftist Joe Biden wins. 

Democrat Senators want to pack the court with pro-Abortion liberals, and they oppose Judge Amy Coney Barrett because she's a conservative Catholic. Here to comment on this is our own firebrand Faith correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless our wonderful President Donald Trump, and his magnificent Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney-Barrett.

Judge Barrett is a graduate of Notre Dame University, and a mother of SEVEN children. Two of her kids were adopted from the poverty-stricken island country of Haiti. GOOD LORD, SHE'S LIKE A VERY LOVELY, YOUNG MOTHER THERESA!!! 

This babe was sent from heaven! No wonder godless, pro-abortion fanatic leftists hate her!

God forgive the racist leftist douche professor from Boston University, Ibtam X. Kendi, who accused the angelic judge of 'racially-colonizing' the two children from Haiti she and her husband adopted. I would love to wrap his knuckles bloody with my ruler, though.

Of angelic Judge Barrett, Democrat Commie Hosebag Senator Dianne Feinstein said 'The dogma lives loudly with you.'  Of Senator Feinstein I say 'The anti-Catholic bigotry lives loudly with you.' It seems that this bigotry lives loudly on CNN, MSNBC, ABC NEWS, NBC NEWS, CBS NEWS, THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE WASHINGTON POST, AND HOLLYWOOD, TOO.

The REAL reasons why they hate her is because she is a conservative AND President Trump nominated her. Do you remember what the Satanic Army From Hell did to Judge Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation two years ago? They brought false witness hussies to accuse Judge Kavanaugh of rape! They tried to destroy his family!

I pray that the Republicans are girding their loins. This confirmation process might turn into Armageddon!

The left wants to wait until AFTER the election when they hope that Biden can nominate a pro-abortion judge, but even RBG herself said that the president picks the judges, even in the fourth year of a 4-year term.

I think that I'm like most Americans. I want The Senate to confirm this terrific nominee for The Supreme Court. God Bless America.

Sister Marie 

Charles Barkley: Knuckaheads Want To Defund The Police

Americans watch sports to escape from the cares of everyday life, but professional athletes and TV sports analysts have ruined the fun of sports by politicizing it. Generally, fans of sport have stayed away from their TVs because they reject being preached at by police-hating millionaire jocks. 

Meanwhile, former quarterback Colin Kaepernick and NBA MVP Labron James have joined in the pigpile against beloved institutions like your local police and our National Anthem.

Violent Marxists, like Black Lives Matter, have bullied Democrat-ran cities into defunding their police departments, although the Minneapolis City Council are having second thoughts.

One public figure who is making a lot of sense on this matter is former basketball great Sir Charles Barkley. We welcome his insight:

I keep hearing knuckaheads all over talking about defunding the police. I think this is a turrible idea. In June, the Minneapolis City Council said that they will defund the police.

If a criminal is threatening you, who you gonna call? The Ghostbusters????? Are you some kind of knuckahead?

The only two groups who want to defund the police are idiot knuckaheads and criminals. For instance, basketball player LaBron James is a super-rich knuckahead jock and he supports violent Marxists Black Lives Matter. 

LaBron says that he fears the police. One great way to not be in fear of the police is to stay away from criminal activity. LaBron is such a virtue-signalling knuckahead.

Lots of Blacks are NOT harmed or killed by the police. Here's their secret. They don't act like criminal knuckaheads and they don't commit turrible crimes.

You see, Black Lives Matter are violent Marxist knuckaheads and they hate the police. They hurt people and want to burn down our American system. They also demand that cities defund the police. You know why? Because they're also turrible criminals and they hate America.

Most Normal-Americans love the police. To most Americans, police are heroes. Many criminals hate the police because police arrest these turrible knuckahead criminals when they commit crimes. 

Defunding the police is a turrible idea. Only knuckaheads and turrible criminals want to defund the police.

Over and out. God Bless America.