The Democrat's Agenda

Last week, House Democrats assumed the majority for the first time in 8 years, and quickly got to work. Here are the first 10 items on Speaker Nancy Pelosi's agenda:

10. Impeach President Trump

 9. Throw the president's family in jail. Even his 12-year-old son Barron.

 8. Use taxpayer funds to pay for every abortion performed anywhere on planet Earth.

 7. Make everything that liberals like mandatory, and ban everything that Republicans like.

 6. Oppose the building of a wall across American-Mexican border. Make human traffickers, drug dealers, criminals, rapists, murderers, and illegal immigrants feel welcome.

 5. Cut funding to American military

 4. End Climate Change. Make it illegal for the temperature to dip below 45 or over 50 degrees.

 3. Guarantee an income of $30,000 for every American. Introduce 70% income tax for each American earning over $100,000. Members of Congress are exempted.

 2. Free healthcare for all, and by all, I mean 'Everyone on Planet Earth.'

 1. A national hotline to report any criticism/hate speech against Islam