And Now, The Barack Obama Polar Vortex Weather Report

Mother Nature is fighting back against global warming this week, as the Polar Vortex is bringing relief against climate change to much of America.

In Minnesota, wind chills of 60 below will definitely help in our battle against global warming, the greatest threat to this nation's national security. It's 20 below in Chicago. We're trying to get a wind-chill reading, but our weather equipment keeps shattering.

From North Dakota to the New England states, temperatures are more less where they should be, even though the current occupant of The White House has brought back the dirty coal industry, so we're expecting dangerously hot weather this Summer.

I urge everyone to stay indoors and wait for your welfare check. Stay inside and watch CNN and MSNBC! (singing: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost tearing off your face....)

If you're one of those right-wingers with a job, you'll have to bundle up....I guess.

Back to you, Peter and Grace....................

Don't Stop Talib Kweli, He's Rolling

Historian / Rapper Talib 'Bluto' Kweli rants: 

Adolf Hitler built a wall called the Berlin Wall. The White Nazi racists built it to keep dark-skinned Spaniards and Italians out of Germany's Southern border!

When Hitler broke up families and put 'em on rail cars, that's EXACTLY the same as the orange racist Trump breaking up families along our Southern border!!!! He's got concentration camps in New Mexico!!!!

IN FACT, TRUMP HAS MEXICAN SLAVES WORKING IN THE HOT SUN RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT'S WHY THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE'S SO LOW!!!! THEY'RE COUNTING TRUMP'S SLAVES AS 'EMPLOYED!!!!'

Don't stop Talib Kweli. He's rolling.

This Week On 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

This week on That's Incredibly Sick!....

Join our hosts Fran Tarkenton, Cathy Lee Crosby, and John Davidson reporting from The New York Senate.

The members of this governing body votes for the right to abort unborn babies right up to the due date.

Watch, as blood-thirsty Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo signs this infanticide legislation into law, and the psychopaths who run New York cheer wildly as this horrific law goes into effect.

Then, watch the governor tell members of the press that pro-lifers aren't welcome in New York....

....this week on That's Incredibly Sick!

Twas The Night Before The Democrat Takeover (By Ilhan Omar)

Twas the night before The Democrat Takeover, and all through The House
We were planning for jihad, including my brother my spouse
While the media sucks up to Farrakhan and CAIR
We were plotting and planning, and ass-up in prayer

We were so exited, we could barely catch our breath
Soon The Great Satan will be sent to her death
With Mother in her hijab and me in my religious head dress
I thanked Allah for dhimmis voting me into Congress

I thought about Election Night and all the Democrat loons
along with the suck-ups at KARE11 and the Star-Tribune
With Keith Ellison as AG we'll be assuming control
World domination and jihad we are reaching our goal!

Then, I took out my cell phone and taunted Mike Pence
Some were offended....To others, it made no sense
At my swearing-in I'll cover my head
Soon. infidels and taxpayers will be living under slavery or dead

So, we'll raise taxes! and regulations! 
...and welfare too!
Thousands more Muslim migrants we'll paint your country blue
Millions of illegals, America will be our sanctuary state
with TB and AIDS, we'll swing open the gate

Then, we will impeach Trump, Infidels will pay our jizya tax
We'll confiscate your guns, We'll be breaking your backs
One more message to all you Jews and infidels
You'll suffer sticker shock when you get your tax bill........

Goodnight, America.

The Democrat's Agenda

Last week, House Democrats assumed the majority for the first time in 8 years, and quickly got to work. Here are the first 10 items on Speaker Nancy Pelosi's agenda:

10. Impeach President Trump

 9. Throw the president's family in jail. Even his 12-year-old son Barron.

 8. Use taxpayer funds to pay for every abortion performed anywhere on planet Earth.

 7. Make everything that liberals like mandatory, and ban everything that Republicans like.

 6. Oppose the building of a wall across American-Mexican border. Make human traffickers, drug dealers, criminals, rapists, murderers, and illegal immigrants feel welcome.

 5. Cut funding to American military

 4. End Climate Change. Make it illegal for the temperature to dip below 45 or over 50 degrees.

 3. Guarantee an income of $30,000 for every American. Introduce 70% income tax for each American earning over $100,000. Members of Congress are exempted.

 2. Free healthcare for all, and by all, I mean 'Everyone on Planet Earth.'

 1. A national hotline to report any criticism/hate speech against Islam