When They Go Low, We Go High

Former First Lady Michelle Obama once said 'When they go low, we go high.' I think what she REALLY meant was...........:

When a Republican plays softball, one of our supporters shoots and almost kills him.

When a Republican nominates a man for the Supreme Court, we make baseless, vicious, phony charges against him and try to force him to withdraw his nomination.

When a Republican tries to take his wife out for dinner, we harass them until they leave the restaurant. When two conservatives go out for some coffee, we harass them.

When an outsider dares to win a presidential election, we create a phony dossier, use the cable news channels to spread fake news against him, corrupt the F.B.I., and try to destroy him as well as his family.

When our enemies assemble, we send our psychotic supporters to physically assault them.

Just remember, When they go low, we go high!

Adios Nike Pendejos (Zac Brown Band Song Parody Alert)

I got an In-n-Out burger, and some Chick Fil-A
I got Adidas on my feet,
I threw my Nike's away
Life is good today. Life is good today.

Adios, Nike Pendejos
I've change my shoe brand today
Kaepernick kneels, so Nike gave him a new deal
He needs to just go away

Adios, Nike Pendejos
I changed my shoe brand today
He has got rich, but all Screech does is bitch
Because no team wants to sign him to play

Hank Hill: Has Minnesota Lost It's Mind?

A man in Texas sent us this:

My name is Hank Hill, and I live in a small town in Texas. I work at a place where we sell propane and propane accessories.

Like many people, I am concerned about the upcoming election. I read in the newspaper that voters in Minnesota are thinking about electing Keith Ellison for their state's Attorney General. I hear that he has physically abused his former girlfriend, yet Democrats voted for him anyways.

He was one of the most extreme, leftist members in Congress, and he has stated that he wanted to do away with the Second Amendment, which protects our right to keep and bear arms. That guy just ain't right.

My neighbor Dale is a conspiracy nut, and he told me about Ellison. I did some research and learned that Dale was RIGHT. I also learned that Ellison supports AntiFa. Those violent, commie bastards go around beating normal people up while wearing black masks. 

Has Minnesota lost it's mind?

In the past, you have elected a professional wrestler, a trust fund brat who mumbles almost as incoherently as my neighbor Boomhauer, and a coke head comedian. Now, I hear you night elect an abusive Muslimist boyfriend as your state's Attorney General. God help us all!

Hoping to take Ellison's place as Representative in Minnesota Congressional District 5 is another Muslim. Her name is Ilhan Omar.

I've been reading up on her numerous ethical lapses. Apparently, she married her own brother to keep him in the country, then used campaign funds during the 'divorce.' She despises our friends Israel, and wants sharia law.

Maybe she should've stayed home where they already have sharia law. I wonder what's in the water in those 10,000 lakes.....

The minister at our local church is from Minnesota. She's very friendly, but I think she would erase the boundaries that separate us from our neighbors to the South. I think she supports 'sanctuary cities,' I would like to have a sanctuary from foreign whack-jobs like ultra-violent MS13 and America-haters running for Congress.

I think that Minnesota can do better than Keith Ellison and Ilhan Omar.

Hank Hill, Arlen Texas.