Is It Just Me?.....

....or does anti-gun activist David Hogg remind you of Randy, the bratty puppet from 1980's kid's show Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Hillary Clinton Song Parody Osborne Bros. 'It Ain't My Fault'

I blame the loss on the voters
and blame the voters for the loss
I blame America and the men
Comey made Trump the boss

The Russians ruined my brand
My campaign workers weren't so bright
The single women who didn't vote
They ruined my Election Night

But it's not my fault
No, it's not my fault
I'm supposed to be prez
I wasn't supposed to lose
It's not my fault

Blame the Right Wing for my losin'
and I blame Bernie too
and blame my lousy doctor
for giving me the flu

Blame Google Twitter bots
Sexists and the racists too
All the voter suppression
The Blacks and The Jews

But it's not my fault
No, it's not my fault
I was supposed to win
It was my legacy
But it's not my fault

I was leading
I had a blue wall
I didn't have to campaign or make any robo-calls
America made a mistake
You elected the wrong one
I didn't have to campaign in Wisconsin

I blame my husband
for ruining our family name
and I blame facebook
Fake news is also to blame
I blame those blue states
for turning flaming red
and I blame Steve Bannon
for the mean things my opponent said

But it's not my fault...............

Meet America's Gold Medal Hockey Babes

Two weeks ago, Team USA Women's hockey team won the gold medal in a thrilling shoot-out with Team Canada, yet almost nobody knows these incredible, young women. Today, we meet two of our gold medal babes, Amanda Kessel and Hilary Knight.

Blond cutie Amanda Kessel was born in Madison, Wisconsin, and played college hockey at The University Of Minnesota. On November 18, 2010, Amanda scored an incredible 4 goals against the New Hampshire Wildcats in a game where the Lady Gophers tamed the Lady Wildcats, 11-0. Meow.

Hot off that dominating performance, Amanda strapped on the pads and scored another hat-trick the next night as her team pounded the Lady Wildcats into submission. 6-1.

We asked Amanda if there was anything the USA Women's Olympic squad did that promoted team chemistry going into the gold medal game against Canada. She surprised our interviewer when she said that she and her teammates painted each other's toenails red, white, and blue. Dammit, she's cute.

Slender, Brunette beauty Hilary Knight was born in Palo Alto, California, and played college hockey for the Wisconsin Badgers. Currently, she's a superstar for the Boston Pride of The National Women's Hockey League, where she seems to score at will.

Hilary has played in three Olympics, and so she is more experienced than the other girls.

We asked the slender brunette what it takes to play defence against a hot team like Canada. She told us that it's tough because those Canadian women are so hawt and they score a lot.

We noted the Oops, I Did It Again shot, and asked Amanda and Hilary if either one of them have a nickname for their shots. They giggled.

Finally, we asked her about her favorite lip gloss. She and her Olympic team mates love Triple X.

So, there you have it. These women are terrific hockey players, and yet they're beautiful, All-American gals. Some of them tie their hair back with cute pony tails. On top of that, they have heart-melting smiles.

They are America's new dream team. Rawr.........

Our Hollywood Correspondent At The Oscars

On Sunday night, Hollywood put on it's Academy Awards, and our correnspondent was there. Sister Mary Brokenknuckles, take it away:

God bless, RedSquirrel....

On Sunday night, immoral Hollywood weirdos celebrated their wickedness, and gave themselves graven images. There was amazing hypocracy on display, with Hollywood hussies show off their emaciated bodies on the red carpet, and then they complain about the Harvey Weinsteins of the world.

Hollywood glorifies gun violence, then trash actual gun owners.

Screenwriter James Ivory won a 'Best Adopted Screenplay' Oscar for his 'work' on 'Call Me By You Name.' The film depicted a budding 'romance' between a 25 year old man and a 17 year old boy. Enjoy you graven image in purgatory, weirdo.

I wonder what former child actor Corey Feldman thought of this example of pedophile filth. Maybe Kevin Spacey can portray a Catholic priest next time.

Jimmy Kimmel, former host of the game show 'Guess What's In My Pants', hosted the Academy Awards. I understand that he hosts a late-night talk show, where he bad-mouths our wonderful President Trump, and yaps tearfully about issues such as health care.

I remember a time long ago when late-night talk show hosts were funny. When I want to know what I should think about the important issues, I'll wait and see what Jimmy Kimmel or Meryl Streep has to say about it. (rolling my eyes)..............

Gary Oldman won the 'Best Male Actor' award for his fantastic portrayal of Winston Churchill in 'Darkest Hour'. Apparently he sinned during his acceptance speech, and thanked America. You could hear vials of cocaine drop inside the Dolby Theatre. Literally.

These immoral Communist weirdos gave Mr. Oldman the silent treatment when he thanked America. They cheer and almost ejaculate on themselves for child rapist Roman Polanski, but one actor thanks America.......stone silence.

It makes me wanna smack their knuckles with a ruler or call an exorcist.

Final note: This Oscar telecast had it's lowest TV ratings ever. I think The Oscars are for entertainment writers. Normal Americans have tuned out.

God Bless.