Monday, January 29, 2018

RedSquirrel's Hollywood Minute

Welcome to RedSquirrel's Hollywood Minute


Earlier this month, Oprah Winfrey gave men a real tongue-lashing during her impassioned acceptance speech at The Golden Globe Awards. But, we bet that you didn't know before that tongue-lashing....






....Oprah gave serial-movie mogul Harvey Weinstein a real tongue-LICKING....in the EAR!


Ooooh! Hooray for Hollywood! This has been your RedSquirrel's Hollywood Minute!


Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Vikings Fans Shouted Out Interjections

The Saints were ahead of our Vikings 24-22
It looked like our hometown team were gonna loo-oose
Diggs streaked down the sideline and it blew all of our minds
and we all started shouting out INTERJECTIONS!!!

Interjections: WOW, IT'S A MINNESOTA MIRACLE!!!!

Show excitement: SKOL, WE WON THE GAME!!!!

Or emotion: Dang, The Saint player whiffed on the tackle....

Interjections.....WOW! SKOL! DANG!!!!

They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
or by a comma when then feeling's not as strong.

RedSquirrel Predictions For 2018

Nearly everyone in Congress will be swallowed up in sex scandals in 2018. Almost half of all straight incumbents will either resign or be voted out.

After what happened in the city council elections in Minneapolis, hundreds of politicians running for office will get sex-change operations in 2018. Nearly all of them will win.

Democrats with no platform will keep trying to impeach President Trump. This will create a Republican super majority in the Senate.

Obeying the law will be considered racist.

Inyourfascism will be a thing in 2018. Non-White Americans and leftists will suddenly accost White Americans, get up in their faces and start yelling in an accusatory manner.

Special Investigator Robert Mueller will continue to pursue process crimes against  President Trump and his administration while ignoring (and in many cases, covering up) serious crimes committed by Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and members of the previous administration.

Late night talk show hosts will be even less funny and more unbearably hateful and preachy in 2018.







Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Top 10 Liberal New Years Resolutions For 2018

10. Vote out all Republicans. How dare these bastards cut taxes and make America great again?

  9. Be even more unhinged and hateful

  8. Politicize absolutely everything

  7. Impeach President Trump

  6. Make America crappy again (fundamentally transform America)

  5. Spend more time screaming at the sky

  4. Spend more time on Twitter

  3. Vote at least 5 times on Election Day

  2. Finish the pillow fort in their Mom's basement

  1. File a lawsuit against a Christian baker