This Week On 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

This week on 'That's Incredibly Sick!".....

Our hosts Fran Tarkenton, Cathy Lee Crosby, and John Davidson reports on historically-challenged liberal hacks on Twitter

Some sick leftist weirdos are taking the occasion of psycho murderer Charles Manson's death on November 19 to compare him with our terrific President, Donald J. Trump.

Many mentally-challenged liberal tweeps expressed their surprise that Manson wasn't in the President's cabinet.

Charles Manson had NOTHING in common with our terrific President. Manson wanted to ignite a race war, so in that way he's more like former President Barack Hussein Obama.

Stay tuned!

LeVar Ball's UnThanksgiving Prayer

Recently, three members of the UCLA college basketball squad were arrested in China for shoplifting. Our racist president secured their release, and one of the player's fathers, LaVar Ball, unthanked President Trump by taking to social media and insulting him.

We thought it would be nice to let Mr. Ball lead us in a Thanksgiving prayer:

Thanks, Redsquirrel. Oh wait a minute, I take it back. I don't walk around thanking people.

Let's bow our heads and fold our hands, and thank God for what we have. No, let's NOT bow our heads and fold our hands! Let's give that honky in the clouds a great, big 'mean mug'! Let's also not fold our hands, but rather stick our finger in his eye!

Dear Father, I WOULD thank you for all I have, but I really have only MYSELF to thank. You probably expect me to thank you for my family. Well, You didn't marry my wife, I DID!!! I ALSO HAD SEX with my kid's Mother, so I thank myself for my kids.

As for that idiot Donald Trump, I don't thank him for getting my kid out of the Chinese jail. The Chinese let him out, so if I was to thank anybody, I'd thank the great, morally superior people who run China....but I'm not necessarily thanking them.

You probably expect me to thank our heavenly father for our wonderful fighting men and women who defend our freedoms. Think again! If the Ruskies or ISIS invaded this country, I'd fight them off on Twitter!

As for this turkey and stuffing we're about to enjoy, I can only say 'Over the teeth, past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!' Amen!

This Is Bullshit, Part 9

A Conservative Republican candidate running in a special election for the U.S. Senate has a big lead in the polls.

Suddenly, several women appear just weeks before the election and accuse him of committing sexual indiscretions against them 30-40 years ago. His own party demands that he drop out of the race.

Would this be happening if he was behind in the polls? Of course not.

Pajama Boy Comments On Election Night 2017

Here to give his thoughts on Election Night 2017 is correspondent Pajama Boy:

Hooray!!!! Here I am in Mom's basement, enjoying my hot cocoa with both hands. The results are in and DEMOCRATS win the governorships in deep red states New Jersey AND Virginia!!!

Also, my Marxist man crush Bill DeBlasio wins re-election in the hotly-contested New York City Mayors race!!! TAKE THAT, EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!!

In Minneapolis, TWO transgendered candidates have been elected to the city council!!! Perhaps candidates across the country will go and get sex-change operations to increase their chances of scoring election victory. I'm so excited I think I just wet my onesy!!!

You may wonder why it took a week for me to file this report. Last Tuesday, I was re-living the horror I experienced a year ago, as that monster Donald Trump was breaking Hillary Clinton's blue wall. Watching Election Night 2016 on YouTube, I sobbed, and my tears shorted out my computer.

I believed after Trump won, there would no more elections, and that he would round us all up and send us to concentration camps. I've spent the last year hiding in this pillow fort.

I was surprised to learn that there would be elections in 2017 after all. So, tonight I am watching the nail-biters in New Jersey and Virginia on my new computer. It's wonderful to see the voters reject the Trump agenda! Hopefully, these new governors and Mayor DeBlasio will impeach that creep in the White House.

Last Wednesday, me and three of my friends ventured out of our pillow forts, and walked down to our local library. We looked up at the sky, and screamed at God for allowing Trump to become president. It made us feel a little better.

It's getting a little nippy outside. I think I'll put on my pink pussy hat and take a nice walk. It's good to know that Trump hasn't suspended The Constitution yet.

PB

I Think Reagan Said It

Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, Democrats believe every day is April 15th (Tax Day).....



....while Frederica Wilson believes every day is Halloween.