What Are Alternative Facts?

Recently, Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway coined a phrase alternative facts as she attempted to make a point in the Republicans favor. As usual, when anyone on Team Trump makes a rhetorical misstep, the msm and the liberal twits on Twitter lose their minds.

The mistake that Ms. Conway made was suggesting that Democrats have ANY claim to the truth. She gave Trump's intellectualy dishonest enemies a lifeline. For a moment there, she forgot to treat The Democrats the way they should be treated.

Democrats are criminal, Alinskyite, lying frauds.

Example: the Democrats lie to us about the unemployment rate. We know that the real unemployment rate is much higher than 4.8% . If you said there are over 90,000,000 Americans without jobs, you would not be stating an alternative fact. That would simply be the truth. 

The enemies of Trump are suggesting that The Russians helped him win the election, yet there is no proof. CNN are still traumatized over the fact that Donald Trump won the election, and this is the way The Clinton News Network tries to explain it.

At the same time, CNN ridicules The Trump Camp for suggesting that Obama either wiretapped or surveilled Trump Tower during the presidential election. With surprised faces they ask why he and his team would make such a dubious claim. Gee, I don't know. Obama wiretapped German President Angela Merkel, the Associated Press, and abused his power for eight, long years.

Ms. Conway should never use the term alternative facts never, ever again.

Hillary Clinton Comes Out Of The Woods

Great! Now, Let's get her into a courtroom.

Bow Wow Needs His Nose Hit With A Rolled-Up Newspaper

....and in other news....


Rapper Little Bow Wow, nephew of Snoop Doggy Dog, threatened to 'pimp out' First Lady Melania Trump.

In the opinion of this grizzled newscaster, I think that The President ought to whap Little Bow Wow in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

....And In The Communist Weather Forecast....

It's the middle of March, and much of America is covered in snow. Many Americans are experiencing blizzards, and the government may have to postpone the first day of Spring.....

DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Kellyanne Conway's Correction

Kellyanne Conway, the national director of  President Trump's victorious presidential campaign made a mistake when she referred to the Bowling Green Massacre. The problem with this massacre is that it never happened. As a result, all of the presidents enemies took to Twitter and CNN, lambasting the blond conservative.

We at The RedSquirrel Report believe that when you make a mistake, you own up to it, then correct the mistake. Here is the correction Ms. Conway SHOULD make:

During the debate on whether or not the president has the right to keep some people (mostly from countries with large, violent Islamic extremist populations) out of the country, I mistakenly made reference to The Bowling Green Massacre. As we know, this massacre never happened.

If I offended any terrorists or leftist dhimmis, I sincerely apologize. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I would also like to take this opportunity to make a much-needed correction, and correct the record. I said The Bowling Green Massacre when I meant The NineEleven-1993 World Trade Center Bombing-Fort Hood-Orlando-Chattanooga-Bataclan Nightclub (take a breath)Massacre.

This has been a very humbling experience.

Kellyanne Conway