Dear Congress, Hillary Can't Testify Today

Recently, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton turned down a request to testify before Congress on matters related to the Benghazi massacre. We were told that she couldn't testify because she had a cold....and a concussion.

 Dear Congress,

Hillary can't testify today, because she has a cold........and a concussion.

Signed,

Hillary's Mom

I believe I saw this on the 70's sit-com "Welcome Back, Kotter"....

The RedSquirrel Report has an insider at the State Department, who knows a guy who has a girlfriend who has a co-worker at the White House Gift Shop who knows a guy who overheard Hillary say this, boasting to colleagues:

Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and the MSM never doubted it for a second.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent asked our source at The State Department, who told us why she thinks Hillary got out of testifying before Congress:

Oh, she's very popular. All the Lesbos, Commies, Lefties, Towel-heads, Bloods, and Dems  just love her. They think she's a righteous dude.

We'll stay on top of this developing story.