We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

The newly "re-elected" President is SO POPULAR,  Americans from all 50 states have signed petitions TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION.

The Child Dictator came into office promising to be the great unifier. Instead, millions of patriotic Americans want to break the country up because of him and his corrupt administration. I guess the darned spoil sports just can't stand the sight of the first black president winning re-election.

Your bushy-tailed rebel is ambivalent towards this movement. I would like to preserve the United States (Man, I never thought I'd EVER write or say THAT). On the other hand, Our Child Dictator just stole the election, and commits crimes against this country almost on an hourly basis.

As crazy as it is to talk about secession, free people have a right to dissolve the United States if that's what they want to do.

So, if this IS a growing movement, I think that it deserves an official song. Submitted for your approval, is my song for the secession movement....

....A song parody of Taylor Swift's groovy break-up super-hit, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together". C'mon' secessionists, sing it proud:

Remember when America broke up that other time
The southern states said,"We've had enough," 'cause like
And there was a really bloody Civil War
And there was lots of blood and guts and death and gore
Now there's a commie jerk who thinks he is God
The jerk promised hope and change-the fraud 
He said, 'Trust me. Then he lied and lied.
He seems to think The Constitution is two-ply

Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh Then we watched him steal the election
So, ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh This time We're telling you. We're telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together
Hey Blue states, we don't see the point of staying together
So, Lets draw lines, that side's yours,
This side's mine and we'll be fine
And let's not ever ever ever get back together
Time to sever

We're really gonna miss ObamaCare (Yeah, Right!)
And being ruled by The Empty Chair (Yeah Right!)
And he, hammers away at our freedoms with 37 czars,
his lyin' media whores, and his friends at CAIR

Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh Hey there little liberal loonies, There is a recourse
Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh This time We're telling you. We want a divorce.

We are never ever ever getting back together
Blue states, we don't see the point of staying together
So, Let's draw lines, That side's yours
This side's mine and we'll be fine
And let's not ever ever ever get back together