This Is Bullshit (Facebook And Obamacare)

Let me get this straight. A few weeks ago, Facebook embattled CEO Mark Zuckerberg was called to testify before Congress. Everyone's having a cow over data mining, and people are angry over Facebook using your information. The last time I looked, no one's forcing you to sign up.

On the other hand, Obamacare was considered mandatory. Many Americans were actually harmed by this terrible legislation. Barack Obama committed consumer fraud when he said 'If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.' 

Why isn't Barack Obama being called to testify before Congress? 

This Is Bullshit (The Stormy Daniels Story)

Let me get this straight. President Trump supposedly had an affair with porn actress Stormy Daniels 12 years ago, and they had an agreement that he will pay her $150,000 if she never tells anyone.

She takes the money, but tells the world about this supposed affair anyway.....and TRUMP'S LAWYER may be in legal trouble?

On top of that, her slimy lawyer is on CNN every day setting the narrative. What am I missing?

This Week On 'That's Incredibly Sick!' (Fire At Trump Tower)

This week on 'That's Incredibly Sick!', a fire at Trump Tower kills a man and injures several firefighters, and sick, Trump-hating douches joke about it on Twitter.

What makes these weirdos tick? Find out on this episode of 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

The Barack Obama Weather Report (April 3, 2018)

Global warming caught up with the Easter Bunny on Sunday. It was 11 degrees in Minneapolis, and if you added in the wind chill, it felt like 3 degrees. DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Oh, this just in! There's a Winter storm alert until tomorrow, and we expect 6-8 more inches of snow. I blame America and the industrialized West for this. It's STILL WAY TOO WARM.

If you remember, I brought the coal industry to it's knees before they could destroy the Earth as well as your children's future. The orange man is bringing the coal industry back and ruining the planet.

Now, he's ruining my legacy as he rolls back my beloved gas mileage emission standards. Soon, bald eagles will begin to spontaneously combust and your children will die from heatstroke.

As the Republicans allow the polluters to choke Mother Earth, the coastlines will recede, drowning millions of Americans. To combat global warming, we should rely on clean, reliable solar energy and unicorn farts.

That's the Barack Obama weather report. Back to you, Colleen and Bill!

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE RESIGNATION TOMORROW

Yuk, yuk, yuk. Happy April Fools Day to all you anti-Trump haters out there.