What Does A Tyrant Have To Do To Be Impeached Here?

Recently, Our Little Tyrant spoke to some of his screaming, low-information followers in Kansas City, and taunted The Republicans. The Democrats are using a phantom threat of impeachment as their newest campaign fundraising trick, while Speaker John Boehner swears up and down that House GOP are not even considering the move.

We're told that Obama wants to be impeached so he can play the victim and accuse his opponents of racism. This is The Democrats' 2014 mid-term campaign.

Meanwhile, President Nero is trafficking under-aged illegals across the country, has sold guns to dangerous Mexican drug dealers, has committed treason by giving f-16's and tanks to our enemies during a time of war, is guilty of using The IRS to harass his opponents (take a breath)....

....harassed and spied on AP reporters, is constantly violating the separation of powers, and changes laws in violation of the law.

The Democrats can't govern, so they constantly bad-mouth and lie about their opponents.

Obama doesn't know how to be president. He does know how to behave like a 7-year-old bully, and the Obama media will not ever tell his low-information supporters the truth.

He's done so much against America, yet The House Republicans will not impeach him. I think he might amp up the corruption, and commit even more incredible crimes against The American People. Importing diseased illegal aliens might not be enough for Obama to get the impeachment that he wants.

He might give Alaska to The North Koreans next, or introduce Ebola to The U.S. Mainland, then taunt The Republicans some more.

Dinesh D'Souza To Costco: You Guys Are Marketing Geniuses!

Did you hear that retail giant Costco took all copies of Dinesh D'Souza's book "America: Imagine The World Without Her" off their shelves, citing 'poor sales'?

Then, The American People went nuts. The public believed that Costco took the book off the shelf because of the book's pro-American, pro-conservative message.

The embarrassed company immediately re-stocked the book. In the end, more Americans heard about the book, and it brought about more publicity for the author / filmmaker.



I can imagine Mr. D'Souza sending Costco a note similar to this:


Dear Costco,

Thanks for pulling my book off your shelves. I couldn't have payed for better publicity.

 You guys are marketing GENIUSES!

Thanks again,

Dinesh : )

Obama Go-Go's On Vacation

The world is burning, so that means President Nero is going on yet another expensive vacay. The Obamas are scheduled to leave on Aug. 9

This time, it's off to Martha's Vineyard. Here to tell us about it, are The Go-Go's:

Sometimes being president is not so much fun
Another conflict in The Middle East has begun
The Russians shot down a plane
Illegals bussed to Maine
While Barry attends another fundraiser

Darn those Republicans sure are mean
The Keystone Pipeline won't keep the planet green
Immigration reform
The globe is too warm
They want to stop my agenda at every turn

It's not my fault
There's no help for vets
I need a 16 day vacay
They haven't stopped talking about Benghazi yet

Vacation from my problems in DC
I just have to get away
Vacay down in Martha's Vineyard
Vacation from all the scandals
like The IRS and The NSA
If they blow up I don't want to be around.

My Archie Andrews Obituary

The world is shocked with the sudden death of Archie Andrews, comic magazine icon and 60's pop music superstar. It's being reported that Andrews was fatally shot while defending a gay friend from an armed assailant.

The law-abiding Andrews and his friend were reportedly walking in a gun-free zone, where Andrews was killed.

Apparently,  the criminal knew that his red-headed victim and his gay friend weren't armed.

'Damn gun control!!! It just makes us normal, law-abiding Americans sitting ducks!!', said a visibly shaken Reggie Mantle, Archies former band mate. 'Everyone knows that Archie and I had our differences and were longtime rivals, but man, this is horrible and sad.

I haven't felt this bad since John Lennon was murdered.'

In a statement, The Archies long-time manager has announced that the band will not continue without Archie. The band had the number one single of 1969, "Sugar Sugar'.

It has been announced that every radio station in The United States will pay tribute to this pop music icon by broadcasting his signature hit 'Sugar Sugar' this Monday at noon EST.

Archie is survived by his parents, Mary and Fred, his main crushes Veronica Lodge and Betty Cooper, his rival Reggie Mantle, his best friend, Jughead Jones, and pal Dalton Doiley.

Funeral plans are pending.

The Hobby Lobby Decision: A Commentary By Sister Mary Bloody Knuckles

Recently, The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in The Hobby Lobby Case that a family-owned business cannot be forced to pay for contraception services as part of the Affordable Care Act if they have a religious or moral objection to it.

Supporters of religious liberty hailed the decision, while abortion supporters are crying foul.

Here to bring some clarity to the decision is our Faith and Religion Contributor, Sister Mary Bloody Knuckles. Take it away, Sis:

God Bless, you little snickering rodent....

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of religious liberty, over the ham-handed, mulatto Marxist creep in the White House and socialist skanks everywhere who demand that good, moral employers pay for their perverted 'good time.'

I'm sure that fat skank Sandra Fluke is using this decision right now for her political campaign fliers, telling potential voters, 'This is The Supreme Court's War on Women!!!' Boo-hoo!! You dirty, socialist whore!!!

Chief Justice John Roberts, Sammy 'The Bull' Alito, Anthony Kennedy, 'The Smartest Man In The Room' Antonin Scalia, and 'My Brother of a Different Mother' Clarence Thomas ruled correctly....

while shriveled-up communist Ruth Bader Ginsberg, 'John Lovitz look-a-like' Elena Kagen, 'The crypt keeper' Steven Breyer, and 'The Socialist Seniora' Sonia Sotomayor dissented.

I'd like to tell these four Godless heathens to put their hands where I can see them, so I can take my ruler and SMACK 'EM GOOD AN' BLOODY!!' Damnable, sick weirdos.

It's simply amazing that 4 judges in the highest court in the land can find nothing wrong with the government forcing a mom-and-pop shop to pay for their skanky employees contraception. This is sick.

(whisper): Heavenly Father, full of grace....please forgive these wretched leftist whack-jobs. They know not what they do. And that petulant, pencil-necked brat in the White House who thinks your world revolves around him. He was never taught about your grace, while he was attending his communist madrassa and eating dog flesh.

God bless Hobby Lobby, The Supreme Court (well, the five normal justices), and may God bless you and yours.

Sister Mary Bloody Knuckles

Richard Trumka: We're Not Giving Up On Daycare Unionization

On June 30, the Supreme Court ruled in Harris v. Quinn that daycare providers can't be forced to unionize because they are not state workers. We wanted to get the pro-union perspective, so we've invited President of The AFL-CIO, Richard Trumka to tell us his thoughts:

As you would suspect, we are very disappointed in the Supreme Court's decision. We believe that every American worker has the right to have a portion of their paycheck taken by their union boss against their will, and sent to The Democrats.

We are planning our next move. We may have to engage in some good, old-fashioned thuggery and intimidation. Some of my associates were considering beating Chief Justice Robert's head in with a baseball bat, but we will probably form picket lines around daycare centers all over the country instead.

I have the feeling that daycare centers will become very loud places very soon. Nap time might become a thing of the past. We are readying some pre-printed protest signs and thinking up some new protest chants. When those little kids start crying and freaking out, maybe the parasites who refuse to unionize will change their mind.

As soon as we take over all the daycare centers in America, we will force even self-employed daycare entrepreneurs to pay job ransom. We're not taking this laying down.

Then, we unionize the babysitters.

The RedSquirrel Reports From The Border

Reports are trickling out regarding the wave upon wave of under-aged illegal aliens at the U.S./ Mexican border. Government officials are overwhelmed by this unprecedented influx of diseased foreigners, invited in by our Dear Leader and The Democrats.

House Republicans refuse to pass 'comprehensive immigration reform', so the petulant dictator from Kenya has brought in thousands of diseased illegals into this country to overwhelm our country into submission. Many of them are put on buses, and sent to blend into the population.

Dear RSR readers, what we have here is a horrific mess, a humanitarian crisis. Tens of thousands of children are showing up at the border, and turning themselves in to border guards.

They are being sent to and stored on army bases, like inventory. DHS officials have BANNED photographs and video, so your bushy-tailed correspondent snuck in to one of these bases, and files this SHOCKING report:

There are thousands here. Many are refugees, escaping from central American countries overwhelmed by and ran by drug cartels. Lice are visible, running down their little faces. Many are already spreading dangerous diseases, like tuberculosis and scabies.

It simply isn't fair that America can keep their population relarively disease-free, while children in other countries are ravaged. It's good to know that Obama isn't satisfied with redistributing wealth. Now, he's redistributing dangerous diseases.

Meanwhile, Democrat campaign workers are busy registering the under-aged illegals to vote this November. One campaign worker told me:

No, these migrants don't even need to know English or anything. I'm here to get them into voting booths on Election Day.'

Also, your bushy-tailed reporter met some youngsters with a gang MS-13, who are being trained to intimidate white voters outside of polling stations on Election Day, because The New Black Panther Party can't be everywhere.

And look, Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi has arrived on the scene, telling a huddled mass that 'if I could, I'd take you all home with me.' That Nancy is such a charitable soul!

This just in: The President has demanded that Congress give him $3.7 billion dollars for 'comprehensive immigration reform.' Your bushy-tailed reporter has learned from his inside source that Obama plans to buy a house for 37,000 under-aged illegals, many of whom arrive in America wearing tenner shoes bearing an image of Obama.

I'm staying on top of this important story.

I Was Away This Week

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was away for a few days this week, and have yet to get all caught up on the news. I want to know:

Has those 9-year-old illegal aliens been registered to vote yet?

I understand that the illegal aliens are spreading dangerous diseases like Tuberculosis. Has there been any outbreaks of Ebola yet? That might get rough.

Has Obama instigated a civil war while I was gone?

Are the people running the V.A. getting their shit together yet?

Has Obama told the truth about anything while I was away?

I understand that Nancy Pelosi was greeting illegal aliens at the border. Please tell me if some drug dealers or human traffickers came by and stuffed her in a van. She needs to disappear.

Are Kimje still married?

Has Trey Gowdy thrown an actual book at those lying pricks at the IRS?

David Axelrod Tips His Hat To Thad Cochran

About two weeks ago, establishment sleazebag Thad Cochran eked out a win in the Mississippi Republican Primary against Tea Party challenger, Chris McDaniel. The Cochran campaign filled the airwaves with sleazy, race-baiting ads and distributed fliers to draw Black Democrats to the polls.

It appears to have been successful, but McDaniel has refused to concede the race. There also appears to be Mississippi election laws broken, so nobody really knows who will go on to the general election in November.

We've invited our expert on sleazy campaign tricks to comment. Take it away, former Obama Campaign Advisor David Axlerod:

I've been following this race, and I must tip my hat to Thad Cochran. As someone who has worked on several Barack Obama Campaigns, I've used almost every dirty trick in the book, successfully smearing all of his opponents.

However, I'm a little concerned. What if these tactics are used by Republicans all over the country? We Democrats have no conscience, so we use rigged voting machines, disenfranchise America's military voters serving overseas, use creative voter registration, commit massive election fraud, ect.

What will happen in November if The GOP begin fighting fire with fire? Or worse yet, somebody like Lee Atwater comes around putting TV ads like those 1988 Willy Horton ads all over the airwaves?

Everybody says that Cochran played dirty because he's an establishment GOP. Maybe he's just a street fighter who's figured out that politics is like a war. 

I like what Obama is doing right now, importing hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants. He should get them registered immediately, even the 9-year-olds. It might save The Democrats on Election night.

He's destroying America, but he might save The Senate for us Democrats. As for Thad Cochran, I must say that I am pretty impressed. He'd make a great Democrat.

Condescending Wonka Comments On Obama's Trip To Minneapolis

Wow, The President took a trip to Minneapolis. How exciting.

Many of you Minnepolitans REALLY believe that our friend from Kenya is really concerned for the people of this country. Your faith in Obama is truly inspiring.

The local news media breathlessly reported that the President stepped down from Air Force One, because he really wanted to meet this person named Rebekah, and ask her how she was doing and stuff. What a guy.

He spoke at a 'townhall meeting'. I heard that in order to be allowed in, you needed a 'golden ticket'. I wasn't there, so I'm just wondering if he took any tough questions from the attendees. Did anybody ask him about Lois Lerner or Fast And Furious or Benghazi or the dismantling of The Constitution or why he is trafficking under-aged illegal aliens? 

I'm guessing that he just ran out of time.

Was it really a 'townhall meeting', or was it really a 'pep rally for his low-information voters? Just wondering.

Did anybody faint? I feel a great sense of sympathy for many Obama voters, who seem to have trouble getting enough oxygen in their brain.

I am interested in knowing how many people who attended this 'townhall meeting' had their health plans cancelled by Obamacare. I'm sure that if they did, they would believe Obama when he says that it was the fault of the previous administration. Barry can do no wrong. If you criticize Dear Leader it only proves you're a (whispering) racist.

I'm so happy for Rebekah Erler. I'll bet that the president's visit turned her life around!