Counterpoint With Sister Mary Bloodyknuckles

YES!!!!!!erday, Georgetown Law student and 'reproductive rights activist'  Sandra Fluke outraged America with her wacky testimony before the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee.

The smirking law student said that 40% of the female students at Georgetown Law School struggle financially because contraception isn't included in their student insurance policy. She went on to say that a female student pays about $3,000 for contraception during a three year stint.

Ms. Fluke, a student at the Catholic-ran university, said that the Obama Administratration's contraception mandate should stand. She added:

"We refuse to pick between quality education and our health, and we RESENT that, in the 21st century, anyone thinks that it's acceptable to ask us to make that choice simply because we are women".

We here at The RedSquirrel Report believe in giving equal time to opposing views. So, we thought that we would invite a representative from the Catholic Church to share her opinion on this important matter. I present Sister Mary Bloodyknuckles. The floor is yours.

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Mother Mary, full of grace

Little Sandy Fluke and her little slutty girlfriends are having trouble bearing the burden of having to pay for their recreational sex habit like slutty crack-whores from Hell. This crazed rabbit wants somebody else to pay for her contraception. Her parents should be slapped silly.


Put yer slutty little hands on the desk, so I can smack 'em good n' bloody, you out-of-control, socialist skank!


If you do the math, our prim young Ms. Fluke must fornicate about 3-4 times everyday, if she's actually demanding $3,000 for contraception over three years. What in Heaven's name are they teaching you at that school? Oh right, she wants to be a lawyer.


How in the world do you find the time for classes, work, and whoring around 3-4 times a day? Now I know why the stainmaster himself Bill Clinton went to Georgtown. Someone should erect some golden arches in front of the college, with a sign that reads, 'Over 40,000,000 Screwed'....

I thought I told you to put your hands on the desk!

I'm sorry.  Our Father, who art in heaven..... "

The RedSquirrel Report Celebrates Diversity Of Incomes

You bushy-tailed correspondent was listening to The Dennis Miller Show the other night on 1280 The Patriot, when I heard a caller make a terrific point.

I'm paraphrasing here, but what he suggested was that these egalitarian libs who are the first to celebrate diversity (skin color, sexual orientation, ect.) also believe that the government should equalize incomes.

The caller said that real diversity should also include income disparity, or diversity of incomes.

We here at The RedSquirrel Report celebrate diversity of incomes, and salute those brilliant, faceless people who call into conservative talk radio programs.

Sal......uuuuuute!

The First Meeting At Parks And Recreation

Feb 27, 2012

Among the attendees are Director J. RedSquirrel
and Board Members Crystal K and Cindy Pugh.
8:00-
Director of Parks and Recreation J. RedSquirrel calls the meeting to order, and moves to thank Board Member Crystal K for bringing the scrumptious ice cream cake. Everyone seconds the motion.

8:03-
First item on tonight's agenda. NARN hosts Mitch Berg and Ed Morrissey have a concern. Their favorite teeter-totter is in disrepair, so Director RedSquirrel moves that we send our guy to repair it on Tuesday morning. Everyone votes in the affirmative.

8:05-
John "Master of Sausages" Stewart proposes an annual sausage race around Lake Calhoun for the Fourth of July festivities. Director RedSquirrel expresses interest, noting that a sausage race is a terrific way of celebrating this county's independence.

But, will need to consult with Mayor D. as to whether the M.O.B. community has the money in the budget for a sausage race AND a fireworks display.

8:17-
We adjourn the meeting, and finish our cake.


(Note: If you have any concerns or suggestions relating to Parks and Recreation, please post a comment in the space below to send us your ideas. We would love to hear from you.)

J. RedSquirrel
Director of Parks and Recreation/
Mayor M. Dilettante
Office of The Mayor of the Minnesota Organization of Blogger's

Is America Under Satanic Attack?

In 2008, Presidential candidate Rick Santorum expressed his concern that Satan is attacking America. Speaking at Ava Maria College, the former Senator Said:

"Satan has his sights on the United States of America.. He (Satan) is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices


                                                of pride,


















vanity,

                                          and sensuality













 as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American Tradition.

This is a spiritual war, and the father of lies

has his sights on what you would think the father of lies would have his sights on. A good, decent, powerful, influential country-The United States of America.

If you were Satan,who would you attack in this day and age?"

I Think I've Have Had Enough Of These Obama Emails

In September, I gave AttackWatch.com my email address and turned myself in. Barry and company has rewarded me with dozens and dozens of stupid emails, most of which are requests for campaign donations. I, in turn, use some of these emails as fodder for The RedSquirrel Report, as I ridicule our little dictator.

I'm thinking about ending this charade.

Do you think that I should just come clean, and tell The Regime that I''ll never donate to the Obama campaign (and that I despise his communistic guts),  or keep receiving these ridiculous emails?

Does anybody find this entertaining?  I'm tempted to answer the email sent by our 'friend'  Rufus in the following way(s):

"What's one thing that would inspire you to donate to the Obama campaign?"

I'm tempted to write, "Those fraudulent thieves at Solyndra who helped you launder all that taxpayer's money that made it to your campaign inspire me. Can I be a crony, too?"

"What best describes your attitude? Other (Please specify):

I'm tempted to write, "When I see or hear you, I have to turn the channel.  I'm tempted to throw my TV out of the window when I hear your insufferable arrogance, demagoguery and dishonesty"..........OR,

"Hey, dumb-a$$....Check out my friggin' blog, and find out what my attitude is at http://theredsquirrelreport.blogspot.com".

We Interrupt This Donation Request To Ask You Why You Haven't Donated Yet

Today, I just got this from Rufus Gifford, National Finance Director, Obama For America.

Friend--

As you may have noticed, we've asked you for a donation a few times now.

But according to our records, you haven't made an online donation to this campaign at this email address.(If our records are wrong, I apologize and thank you).

I'm not writing to ask you for money again. I'm actually writing to ask for your opinion about why you haven't given, and what you think would inspire you or other Obama supporters like you to decide to take the leap and donate.

We have two quick questions for you. Can you take a minute to answer them?

Then, I get this:

Which best describes your attitude?(fill a circle)
I plan to donate to President Obama's campaign in the next few months
I plan to donate after a GOP nominee is selected
I plan to donate in the last few months of the campaign
I do not plan to donate
I have already donated to the President's 2012 campaign
Other (Please specify)--------------------------------------

If other(Please specify)--------------------------------------

What's one thing that would inspire you to donate to the Obama Campaign?

Later, the letter finally ends:

It's also the reason no other campaign has been able to match our level of grassroots support. This isn't the easiest way to run a campaign-but we know it's the right way.

That's why we want to know what you're thinking.

Please take a minute to answer these questions today:

http://my.barackobama.com/Your.Support.In.2012

Thanks so much, Rufus

Rufus Gifford
National Finance Director
Obama For America

P.S.-Of course,if you like to become one of our million-plus grassroots donors today, by all means, please make a donation of $3, or whatever you can afford.

It's About Time We Executed This Guy

The Great Satan, also known as The United States of America, will execute yet ANOTHER practitioner of the religion of peace this week.

This is Ahmed El-Shaboom (pictured here). He was arrested unjustly by the infidels, and is scheduled to be beheaded by the eeeevil Americans.

El-Shaboom is accused of burning a Bible, which touch off several riots by angry Prebyterians in a northern Twin Cities suburb. As everyone knows, Muslims in America have no civil rights, and are routinely burned out of their mosques.

Oh, this just in. This is not Ahmed EL-Shaboom. This is a young Christian Pastor named Youcef Nadarkhani. Last week, an Iranian court has condemned him for apostacy. If he refuses to recant his Christian faith, he faces imminent execution.