HEADLINE: ALVIN BRAGG'S 'STAR WITNESS', PERJURER MICHAEL COHEN TAKES THE STAND

 

Red Forman Comments On The Pro-Hamas College Protests

 

Here to add his 2 cents of common sense commentary is RSR's resident EveryDad, Red Forman:

Thanks, RedSquirrel.

I was checking out my Twitter timeline, and I am seeing videos of all these pro-Palestine / Hamas protests on college campuses, and it looks like a lot of idiots need a foot up their ass! Anti-Semetic jerks are keeping Jewish students out of libraries? Damned brownshirts. I can't believe this is happening in America!

This is what the commie, America-hating professors are teaching? If my kids, son Eric and daughter Laurie, acted like hateful Nazi jerk-offs I'd stop payment on their tuition check and kick myself in the ass for not checking out the college.

These masked creeps should be shipped off to Gaza. I'll bet most of them are paid agitators. Everybody gets a professionally-printed sign with some bullshit about a country that's never existed. The chants of HATE against our friends in Israel gets me fightin' mad.

'Free Palestine'? Demanding a cease-fire? Funny, you weren't demanding a cease-fire when the psychotic Hamas animals were murdering Jewish familes and raping AND murdering Jewish girls.

Spoiled brats.

Did you see the hunger strike at Princeton? They're eating after only a few days. I went on a hunger strike yesterday that lasted about 4 hours, then I barbequed some nice steaks for myself and my spectacular wife KItty. PFFFFT!!!

I liked seeing those college fratboys take down the Palestinian flag and raise The Stars and Stripes! My theory is that most patriots are tall and handsome boys and the Jew-haters are the way they are because they're ugly and nobody likes them. They're just like the butt-ugly AntiFa terrorists when the police release their mugshots.

I DO have a problem with the way the police are breaking up the pro-terrorist demonstrations. I say the police should HIT THEM HARDER! I wouldn't complain if the cops KICKED SOME ASS OUT THERE!!!

Heck, my problem with police brutality is THERE ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH OF IT!!! Getting your ass kicked for your support for these assholes who behead Jewist babies should be an important part of your college education! I bet your local National Guard feels a little left out! Let them in on the fun!

Well, that's it for now. This is Red Forman. Over and out.

(HEY, YOU IDIOTS....YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE SMOKING DOPE DOWN THERE, OR I'LL STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!! Heh, heh, heh......kids.)

Ted Koppel: Once Again, Deplorable Joe Deal has Been 'Partially' Suspended From Twitter

This is Nightline, with host Ted Koppel:

Good evening. Joe Deal, known on Twitter as 'Deplorable' Joe Deal, has been partially suspended from Twitter. Again.

He was logged in to Twitter/X Thursday night, and viewed the horrifying video of a man following a woman down a city sidewalk, 'lassoing' her throat with his belt, snapping her head back before taking the unconscious woman between two parked car and sexually assaulting her.

Deal tweeted 'Put the psychotic animal in the electric chair.' Ten minutes later, he discovered that he had once again broken Twitter's capricious and rediculous RULES against violent hate speech against violent, psychopathic criminals. Apparently, some people do not hate violent rapists, and those people work at Twitter.

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH TWITTER/X ANYWAYS? DO THEY UNDERSTAND 'CONTEXT?'

If someone tweeted that mass-murdering dictator Hitler deserved to be executed, would the LOONEY, ULTRA-SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKES at Twitter suspend the individual who tweeted it? 

Societies put violent criminals to death all the time. We don't really consider capitol punishment as 'violence', but a remedy for evil acts. The people at Twitter don't seem to know this.

Joe Deal, who blogs as The RedSquirrel Report, has seen his Twitter account in various states of suspension 3 times in the last 5 years. He is allowed to read posts on his timeline, but he's not allowed to post for 7 days. In Twitterworld, that's like a political prisoner being allowed visitors as long as he or she doesn't do any speaking.

So, on Day 3 of Joe Deal's 7-day partial Twitmo suspension, he counts down the days when he can tweet again. Until then, He could file an appeal.

From the staff here at Nightline this is Ted Koppell. Goodnight.

The Quote Of The Day

 

Hollywood actor Jeff Daniels: 'Midwesterners are done with Trump's lack of decency.'

Luke Skywalker Joins The Dark Side

Last Friday, actor Mark Hamill (known to most people as Luke Skywalker) joined Biden Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and took part in the daily White Houe Press Briefing. 

Here is some of what he said:

All hail The Empire! All hail Evil Emperor George Soros Palpatine! All hail Joe the Senile, Corrupt Liar!!!!! ALL HAIL THE DARK SIDE!!!

I am here to throw my support for Joe Biden, for he brings us rampant illegal immigration, human trafficking, illegal drugs, and violent murderers and rapists! I support Criminals, Communists, and Cross-dressers!!!! ALL HAIL THE DARK SIDE!!!

I want Donald Trump to be taken off the campaign trail and buried in carbonite or a COURT ROOM!!!

I hope that Joe Biden wins re-election, and that his SECOND ADMINISTRATION continues to resemble The Star Wars bar scene, with trans activists and cross-dressing weirdos like Sam Brinton, Rachel Levine, and Pete Buttigieg remaining in positions of power!

Inflation is down, the economy is great!!!! CNN IS THE NEWS!!!! Believe in our leftist media Jedi Mind Control Trick, you weak-minded nobodies!

I believe in 'The Force'. That is, I believe in 'forcing' Americans to give up gas stoves, FORCING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO BUY ELECTRIC CARS, and I support the end of the American dream....

I also support forcing Americans to wear masks, getting Covid shots, and forcing The American People to give up meat!

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING, AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!!

I also support Biden because he will let Chewbacca into women's locker rooms!

I support Biden's Justice Department Stormtroopers throwing the j6 insurrectionist rebels in his D.C. gulags. THE REBELS ARE A THREAT TO THE OBIDEN EMPIRE!!!

Also, I support Order 67, the abortion of the younglings right up to the date of birth! Our great Emperor believes this executive order will give him the women's vote!

May 'THE FORCE' be with you....SUCKERS!!!!

Harvard Pro-Hamas Puppet Protestor Achmed Goes On Hunger Strike

Across the country, Jew-hating college students, professors, and leftist agitators are protesting against Israel and The West. Some of these trouble-makers are now going on hunger strikes. Today, we meet one of these protesters (We'll call him Achmed):

DEATH TO THE INFIDEL! DEATH TO ISRAEL!!!! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE!! 

Hey hey, ho ho, THE ZIONIST OCCUPIERS HAVE GOT TO GO!!! DOCTOR DOCTOR, GIVE ME THE NEWS....WE'RE GOING TO KEEEEEL ALL THE JEWS!!!!

We demand the colleges cave in to our demands!!! I go on a hunger strike until the infidel submit to ISLAM!!!! i will starve myself until Harvard divests from The Jewish State!!!!

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!!

Did you see that 400 pound college girl declaring her hunger strike? STOP LAUGHING AT HER!!!!!

Now, many of the colleges are cancelling their graduation ceremonies, and it looks like many of the college student protesters won't be getting their diplomas. They are going to be denied their high-paying jobs  promised to them. Many of us will find ourselves going on an INVOLUNTARY HUNGER STRIKE! DAMN YOU AMERICA!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

I'm only kidding. Our Jewish Communist Sugar Daddy George Soros is paying us to protest, and we get to keep our homeless tents and pre-printed protest signs. It's also a good thing President Biden is forgiving our student loans!

I'm glad they hate America almost as much as we do!

Damn those racist frat boys who pulled down the beautiful Palestinian flag and raised That grotesque American flag. THEY SHOULD GO TO HELL FOR INSULTING ISLAM!!!!

We stop the Jewish students from getting to their classes because classes at my college are graded on a curve AND I'M SICK OF SMART KIDS DRIVING DOWN MY G.P.A.! GETTING GOOD GRADES IS RACIST!!!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the police arrest us, they take our masks off. Then they see why we wear masks. WE'RE JUST AS UGLY AS THE FASCIST ANTIFA THUGS!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!! I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!

We want Israel out of Gaza, The Jews out of Israel, and The Americans OUT OF AMERICA!!!!! Until then, I GO ON HUNGER STRIKE!!!!

STOP LAUGHING AT ME, OR I KEEEEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our NYC Correspondent Jackie Mason Reports From The Trump 'Hush Money' Trial

On April 22, opening arguments began in the bogus 'Hush Money' trial of Presidential candidate Donald Trump. He is accused of trying to prevent negative press (a supposed affair with porn star Stormy Daniels) from going public. In other words, he was running a political campaign.

Our busy New York correspondent Jackie Mason is here, and files this report:

Hello RedSquirrel, and all you mensches!

Oy vey! On Day 2 of this bogus Donald Trump Trial in Manhattan,  fat paskudnik Alvin Bragg was still pushing the charge that The Trumpster engaged in an illegal scheme to pay porn star Stormy Daniels so-called 'hush money' to hide a ficticious affair, and somehow that is a feloney while it's not even a crime!

The prosecution's star witness, serial perjurer putz Michael Cohen admitted that HE paid Daniels, and that Trump knew nothing about it.

These creepy jerks have real chutzpah , twisting the laws like a pretzel and charging Trump with a made-up 'campaign finance' crime.  This whole thing shtunks.

They call it 'hush-money' if Donald Trump supposedly does it, but it's a 'non-disclosure agreement' when anyone else does it? This is kanfiuzing. This is so downright fercockt!!!!

Also, that creepy judge Merchan has ordered a gag order on Trump, so Trump can't say what a bunch of corrupt, lying, sleazebag pishers the persecutors are, while The Trumpster's rotten, corrupt enemies can say whatever they want. This isn't just unfair, it's downright banana republic SCHMEGEGGE!!!

Merchan's daughter is making money off of this rediculous circus! What a bunch of defective people! Any normal, decent American should have contempt for THIS COURT!

The creepy judge tried to tell Trump that he couldn'r go to see his son Barron graduate from high school! Trump should tell the pisher judge to GO TO HELL!

Well, that's it from The Donald Trump 'Hush Money' Bullshit Trial here in downtown Manhattan, Back to you.