HEADLINE: PRESIDENT TRUMP PARDONS TURKEYS

 

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

About a week ago, the longest  federal government shutdown in this country's history ended. For about 41 days, the Republican majority kept trying to break the Democrat filibuster to no avail. They tried and tried to pass a CR (continuing resolution), but were stopped again and again by the Democrat-leftists, who would vote to keep the government shut down....and AT THE SAME TIME, BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR THE LACK OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES, 

Frome our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new TOP TEN LIST. HERE ARE THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 41 DAY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN:

10. The Democrats vote to shut down the government.

  9. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 13th time, while ACCUSING The Republicans of starving Americans.

  8. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down in the hopes that it will help them win elections in already blue states. It apparently worked.

  7. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down AND DEMAND THE REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.

 6. The major douche Democrats TRY to bully The Republicans into doing whatever The Hell the democrat want. They vote to keep the government shut down

  5. For the most part, The American People remain sick of the creepy Democrats as they blame The Republicans for the government shutdown that the Republicans were trying to end.

  4. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 9th time while blaming The Republicans for the government shutdown.

  3, The Democrats find out that most Americans blame THEM for the shutdown.

  2. The Democrats finf out that THEIR OWN SUPPORTERS blame THEM for the shutdown.

  1. The shutdown ENDS.

NOVEMBER 20, 2026: One Year From Now

Novermber 20, 2026

A year ago, ''Social-Democrat'' Zohran Mamdani won the 2025 NYC mayoral election. Since then, About a million taxpayers have left the city, and his woke, silly supporters are getting restless, The silly, childish promises of free subway rides and a ''more affordable'' life  seem more silly by the day.

The anti-Semitic Mayor has caused several major international incidents, the most recent is that he tried to have Israeli President Benjamin Nenanyahu arrested. Mayor Mamdani has replaced The NYPD with his private secret police, illegally funded by The Iranian government. Nobody even knows if NYC is even part of the United States anymore.

He has tried to replace former New Yorkers with a million third-world criminals and muslim foreigners, but The Trump Administration's ALIEN BLOCKADE has stopped Mamdani's ''immigration'' plan, 

Since a large part of the tax base has fled, the city has incurred massive debt. In the Summer, Wall Street moved to Dallas.

In March 2026, the Mayor introduced New Yorkers to CITY-RAN grocery stores, where everyone can stand in line for the finest toilet paper (if there is any on the shelves). The Mayor was always there at the grand openings with an over-sized pair of scissors and that ridiculous shit-eating grin.

In February, The jewel of Mayor Mamdani's agenda, ''AFFORDABLE RENT' was introduced, where third-world migrants and Muslims were ''AWARDED'' luxury apartments.  To the communists, why make things merely ''affordable'' when you can make them 'FREE''?

Crime IS WAY DOWN in NYC! They just refuse to report it. Murders on the Subway didn't happeny, Stores are never looted, there's no corruption at City Hall. FEARLESS LEADER MAMDANI COMPLETELY ENDED CRIME!! JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING AND HAIL OUR GREAT MAYOR!!!

Nothing costs anything! Perhaps sometime in 2027 we will find out who is actually paying for all this!

GOOD NEWS: MINNEAPOLIS VOTERS ELECT AN AMERICAN MAYOR

 

the winner of the mpls. mayoral election. He doesn't hate America.

                                At least we don't live in new york city.

HEY EVERYBODY, VOTE FOR LAVERNE TURNER MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR

 TOUGH ON CRIME

(and he doesn't wave a foreign flag like that America-hating, marxist Somali.)

Meanwhile, At The 2025 White House Halloween Party...........

Hello AMERICA, Welcome to the 2025 White House Halloween Party, coming to you from The Main Ballroom.

OH, LOOK AT THIS!!!! Descending down the staircase is our host President Trump in all his regal splendor, dressed in his flowing royal robe and a crown festooned in jewels. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE THE 'NO KINGS' CROWD ANGRY!!! Descending the stairs alongside ''King Don'' is FIRST LADY Melania as HER HUSBAND. She wears a dark blue suit, a red tie, and an orange wig.

NOW SHE'S DANCING TO YM.C.A.!!!

Over there I see Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka in Charlestown Chief hockey jerseys and thick, taped-up glasses. THEY ARRIVE as THE HANSON BROTHERS from The 1976 hockey movie SLAP SHOT. They're hobnobbing with Attorney General Pam Bondi, who looks QUITE ALURRING in her Vampira costume!

Across the White House Ballroom some of the guests are angaging in a game of ''PIN THE TAIL ON THE SCHUMER''.

........AND WHO'S THAT BEHIND THAT SCARY BLACK ANTIFA DOMESTIC TERRORIST MASK??? IT'S C.I.A. DIRECTOR, KASH PATEL!!

NOW WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS??!! Border Czar Tom Homan, SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and Don's kid Barron Trump have arrived as....

.....The Thing, Mister Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, and Human Torch....THE FANTASTIC FOUR!

Over there I see Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a SHUTDOWN sombrero. Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries cannot be happy about this!

I see cute Trick-or-Treaters at the door, and gracious hostess Melania putting Reece's Peanute Butter Cups, apples, and popcorn balls in every bag.

I just got news that at The Democrat Halloween Party in the soon-to-be-renovated East Wing they are BOBBING FOR BRIBES. Former Texas Representative Al Green is The Geico Caveman and Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is Fauxcahontas.......

There were illegal aliens and AntiFa rioters outside throwing eggs at The White House, but they were promptly DEPORTED FROM THE PARTY.

It looks like this Halloween party will keep going until early morning. Reporting live from The White House Main Ballroom, This is Your Bushy-tailed correspondent. Back to the RSR Newsdesk!

Goodbye Ace Frehely

I turned 12 years old in 1976, the year millions of kids were drafted into the KISS ARMY. 

KISS remains the most unique band in rock history, capturing the imaginations of millions of kids, with their clown/Kabuki make-up, superhero-type personas,  and their ground-breaking stage show. 

The original four members were Gene Simmons as ''The Demon'', Paul Stanley as ''The Star-Child'', Peter Criss as ''The Catman'', and Ace Frehely as ''The Space-Ace''.  They were and still are MY favorite rock band of all time. They were wild and fearlessly original, and their classic tunes 'Rock And Roll All Night'' and ''Shout It Out Loud'' remain timeless rock anthems.

On October 16 The Space-Ace passed away at the age of 74. I don't even want to think of THE LEGENDARY SPACE-ACE as being dead. He's just on a tour far, far away.