500,000!!!!

I was just checking my dashboard and realized that this blog has reached 500,000 pageviews since it's start in February 2011. It reached 500k on September 15th.  I thank you for checking it out!

Thinking Of All The Victims Of A Federal Government Shutdown

They say there will be a federal government shutdown at midnight tonight if there's no congressional agreement on a budget,

 What will happen to the MILLIONS OF D.E.I, no-work FEDERAL jobs, and all the inflated salaries? GONE......

FEDERAL EMPLOYEES doing the important WORK of sneaking illegal aliens, drug dealers, and violent criminals from the third world into the country and giving them free benefits and medicare? IF THEY'RE SENT BACK TO THEIR HOME COUNTRIES, WHO will the democrats get to vote for them? 

 ALL THAT GOVERNMENT graft, money-laundering, or fraud, screwing the American tax payer, GONE

All the WAR PROFITEERS? What will become of THEM???

What about all of the CORRUPT LOBBYISTS? Where will they GO? Will they STARVE????????

FINALLY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE I.R.S.??!!

LET'S HOPE THAT CONGRESS AGREES ON A BUDGET TONIGHT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!!!

Minnesota's Knucklehead Tim Walz Compares KImmel's 4 -Day Suspension To The Horrors Of North Korea

A couple weeks ago, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel was suspended for four days, and the enterainment press acted like it was the end of the world. We were told (in my case, I was PROMISED) that his late-night show was CANCELLED  by either The Trump Administration or The Disney Corporation. 

Our unhinged voice of non-reason, Minnesota governor Tim Walz said that Kimmel's four-day suspension was something that would happen in Communist hellhole North Korea. To Walz, Kimmel's 4-day suspension was a heinous violation of his First-Amendment free-speech rights. 

I cannot believe the people of Minnesota voted for this clown.

Fresh off his unhinged appearence at the DNC Summer meeting, the governor graces this little blog with his well-reasoned rhetoric. Take it away, timmy:

Jimmy Kimmel, the late night comedic genius was CANCELLED FOR FOUR DAYS!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! This was the darkest four days THIS COUNTRY HAS EXPERIENCED since THE J6 INSURGENCY AT THE U.S. CAPITOL!!

I think The Civil War and The Attack at Pearl Harbor AND The attacks of 9-11 PALE IN COMPARISON!!!!

This kind of STUFF happens in NORTH KOREA!!!  You know WHAT ELSE HAPPNS IN NORTH KOREA? THEY STARVE KIDS IN NORTH KOREA!!!  EVIL MINNESOTA REPUBLICANS STARVED KIDS BEFORE THE DEMOCRATS BANNED STARVATION IN MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!! IN NORTH KOREA, 20 YEAR OLDS LOOK LIKE 8 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO MALNOURISHED!!!

THE SAME THING HAPPENED IN MINNESOTA BEFORE THE GREAT DEMOCRAT TRIFECTA STOPPED THE HORRIFIC REPUBLICAN FAMINE!!!!

The evil Republicans also BANNED BOOKS!!! ( pornography in elementary schools). They also banned Jimmy Kimmel.....FOR 4 DAYS I WISH WE COULD BE MORE LIKE COMMUNIST CHINA!!!! THEY NEVER BANNED JIMMY KIMMEL!!!!

I chained myself to the fences ay The White House to PROTEST THE VIOLATION OF JIMMY KIMMEL'S FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. 

So what if Jimmy Kimmel lied about Charlie Kirk's murderer, saying that the killer was a MAGA right-winger?

EVERYBODY ON TV IS PAID TO LIE FOR BIG PHARMA. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LYING. I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS EXPECTED TO LIE, TO RUIN PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE J6 RIOTERS,,,,,,,

.....BUT DON'T YOU DARE SUSPEND JIMMY KIMMEL FOR FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN AMERICA!!!!

Thank me.Minnesota Governor Tim Walz

A Chump At Oxford

Our hero Charlie KIrk was murdered 16 days ago. On my Twitter timeline, I've discovered countless hateful lunatics CELEBRATING his assassination, mostly employed on college campuses. I now refer to the American university system as ''The Hate-Indoctrination Industry''. 

I used to think that free-speech and debate reigned in these 'institutions of higher learning'. Now I think these Hate-Indoctrination mills are ran by a satanic cult, and should be investigated and defunded. 

These whackjobs say that Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist meanie, and he deserved to be shot ro death. I believe that he was murdered because he believed in a friendly debate, so he made the demons panic.

There are haters on college campuses all over social media. One of these smug little scholars who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder is the newly-elected president of Oxford Union. I think his pic on social media screams #RoastMe:  

Hi, I'm George Abaraonye, the newly-elected president of the Oxford Union. That's a university in England. I never heard of Charlie Kirk until I heard that he was a famous American conservative NAZI, so I am glad that Charlie KIrk was assassinated, and I think more Honkeys should die.

But I am not a racist oir anything.

I wannabe a star on social media, so I think being a hateful racist who celebrates the DEATH of those who I disagree with is MY ticket to SOCIAL MEDIA STARDOM! I look like a Milli Vanilli impersonator.  I hope to be a star like my idol Luigi Mangione. #RoastMe

We Translate Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's Campaign Message To The Somali Base

We have discovered current Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's new campaign commercial. In it, he speaks in Somali to his voter base.

We think we know what he is saying:

''Hello, my Somali masters......er.....I mean voter base. I just wanted to tell you, my Muslim overlords, that I am seeking your support this November, even though there's already a mayoral candidate from Somalia, Omar Fateh.

I am begging for your vote because the Democrats have imported a truly ridiculous number of Somalis into this formerly American city, and there will probably never be another American running the city of Lakes ever again.

I ask you, my Somali masters........er.....I mean.......VOTERS for your vote.

You can vote early, extremely-ridiculously early. or on Election Day, November 4, although chances are, one of Representative Ilhan Omar's ''campaign workers'' will be in your neighborhood, vote harvesting for the Omar Fateh's campaign. All I ask is that some of you third-world voters from Northern Africa CONSIDER voting for me.

After all, I haven't done ANYTHING to stop the Somali gangs from running wild and committing as many violent crimes as they want, and THAT should count for SOMETHING. 

If you vote for me, I promise to rename the city 'Minnedishu"! PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!!! I'M ON MY KNEES!!!! I'M BEGGING FOR YOUR VOTE!!!!//

TheJacobFreyForMayorofMPLSCampaignapprovesthisad..........

HEADLINE: MINNESOTA GOVERNOR WALZ IS SEEKING A THIRD TERM

  

"Governor Walz is the worst, most incompetent governor in the country, but he makes up for it by also being the most obnoxious and corrupt."

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: TEN QUESTIONS WE WOULD'VE ASKED THE CANDIDATES AT THE LWV MAYORAL DEBATE IN MINNEAPOLIS

 

I wrote almost  all of this last Tuesday.

On Tuesday, the mayoral candidates seeking to be the next Minneapolis Mayor revealed their vision for the city at the Central downtown Library. The debate was sponsored by the ''always unbiased'' League of Women Voters.

They discussed small business, clean energy, affordable housing, and public safety, but there were questions YOUR BUSHY-TAILED REPORTER WOULD HAVE ASKED THE CANDIDATES IF HE HAD BEEN THE MODERATOR.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is OUR TOP TEN QUESTIONS WE WOULD HAVE ASKED THE MAYORAL CANDIDATES IN TUESDAY'S LWV DEBATE:

10. Mayor Frey, Do you regret allowing the rioters to gut The Third Precinct building AND BURN DOWN THE CITY in 2020?

 9. Candidate Fateh, How do plan to deal with all of the fraud and criminal activity surrounding the city's Somali community?

 8. Mayor Frey, Is the insane level of crime we are living with JUST THE PRICE WE PAY TO LIVE IN THE CITY?

 7. This question is for all the Trump-haters. The protesters oppposed ICE agents arresting human traffickers and drug dealers on Lake Street in June. Shouldn't the city APOLOGIZE?

 6. This QUESTION is for ALL OF THE CANDIDATES: What do you think of DEFUNDING POLICE NOW? 

 5. This question is for ALL THE CANDIDATES. How should The City of Minneapolis make housing MORE AFFORDABLE? AND LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION WITHOUT SUGGESTING THAT WE PUNISH THE LANDLORDS.

 4. Candidate Omar, Why did The State D.F.L. Party REVOKE your endorsement?

 3. This question is for all of the candidates: Who should we be tougher on ....COPS or CRIMINALS?

 2; Mayor Frey.  IF PRESIDENT TRUMP OFFERS TO COMBAT VIOLENT CRIME IN MINNEAPOLIS, WILL YOU ACCEPT THE HELP?

  1..Candidate Fateh, The question is WITH YOU BEING NECK-DEEP IN ALL OF THE FRAUD, AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IN THE SOMALI COMMUNITY....

...,,,,,,,How are you still in this race????