HEADLINE: CORRUPT, SENILE TURKEY biden PARDONS TURKEYS (WHILE AMERICAN J6 PATRIOTS REMAIN IN COMMUNIST GULAG)

 

Voting In An Off-Year Election In Minneapolis

On Tuesday,  I voted in the off-year election in Minneapolis, and the only item on my ballot was a race for city council.

I researched the candidates in Ward 9 only to discover that when I recieved my ballot that I resided in Ward 2.  D'oh!

As a registered Republican in ulta-deep blue Minneapolis, I usually vote against the incumbent in every municiple election knowing that my candidate will always lose. So, I voted for the Independent challenger,  Dan Orban. 

Democrat Hammer/ Sickle candidate Jason Chavez was the incumbent.

We have ithis diotic 'ranked choice voting' in Minneapolis, so Orban got my first vote, and then I wrote in 'Michael Baskins'' (who was a write-in candidate in Ward 9) as my second choice. 

I didn't have a third-choice candidate, although I once wrote-in 'Daffy Duck''a long time ago.

I was hoping that I had voted for an Independent, as in Independent Republican, or Independent Mainstream Democrat, or even a conservative, small 'd' Democrat (Did I mention I that reside in deep-blue Minneapolis?)

Walking home from the Holy Trinity Lutheran Church where I casted my ballot, I was very pleasantly surprised to find that someone had rebuilt my local post office that was burned to the ground in the 2020 George Floyd riots.

I got home, and wanted to know more about who I had just voted for, so I fired up my laptop and found Dan Orban''s campaign site. Candidate Orban is married (to a woman!) with two kids, and no experience in city government, which appealed to me. His platform boiled down to 'he loves his city, and thinks that people should help each other.'

I like a government that governs least.

I checked out incumdent Jason Chavez's Twitter and there was nothing about 'defunding police', just mostly filling pothole-type of stuff. He seemed kind've alright. 

Did I mention that I resided in deep-blue Minneapolis?

Censured Democrat Rashida Tliab Forced To Wear The Cone Of Silence Over Her Head

Last night, 22 House Democrats joined The Republicans, and voted to censure screeching anti-Semitic, America-hating Representative Rashida Tliab (D-MI). She recently led a Pro-Palestinian insurrection at The Capitol, and has demonstrated a history of loud, extremist Jew-hatred.

She will be forced to wear The Cone Of Silence for the next month:

The MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets A Woke Makeover

November 23 is Thanksgiving, a traditional American holiday. I was just wondering if they're still observing this holiday in New York City this year. Part of this tradition is the annual MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I wonder if Americans are still in control of the large blue cities like NYC. 

All I see on Twitter nowadays are Palestinian flags, Trans-rainbow flags, scores of illegal aliens everywhere, and America-haters of every kind. I've heard that The 97th MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade is getting a 'woke' makeover. Gee, I wonder what THAT will look like:

Hello, welcome to the 2023 MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade! This year, the parade will take on a woke makeover. Gone are the happy balloons of Snoopy and SpongeBob Squarepants, and high school marching bands and....OH, IT'S STARTING!!!

The Grand Marshall of this year's parade is Burn Loot Murder founder Patrice Colours. She blows the whistle, and members of BLM begin marching down 77th Avenue......

.....uh-oh, now they are entering restaurants and intimidating the diners. About a hundred of the marchers are breaking into local jewerly stores and looting them. They are really sticking it to the 'oppressors!'

Following behind BLM is a leftist, INDIGENOUS PEOPLES  drum circle on a float. There's a big placard that says 'Death To White Supremacists!!!!'

Here comes the first balloon. It's Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie! We understand there will be no Snoopy or Spongebob Squarepants this year.

Now, a HUGE GROUP of flag-waving Palestinian protestors FLOOD the streets. They are harassing and screaming at all the Jewish onlookers.

Next up, we have residents from several local homeless encampments. They resemble the zombies from The Walking Dead. Most of them have drug needles, and they have stopped the parade to shoot up.

I've noticed there's no Thanksgiving Turkey float, but here is a World Economic Forum Float. Instead of a turkey, there sits on top a gigantic BUG! Ew! That is NOT APPETIZING!

....And here we have a float with ultra-corrupt Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James. They are waving at the crowd, and are being pelted with eggs.

Here comes a huge wave of about 400 illegal aliens. I understand they began marching in Honduoras and Nicaragua. Now, they're marching to a local Social Service office. HEY, SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT IT'S CLOSED FOR THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY!

Oh LOOK! There's about a 100 NAZI BROWNSHIRTS. Oh, waitaminnut, iT'S ONLY ANTIFA. MY BAD! THEY'RE BEATING UP A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZEN ONLOOKERS......

The marchers from BLM have reached MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE, AND THEY'RE SMASHING THE WINDOWS AND LOOTING IT.....

Here comes a float with trans-activists, sponsored by Bud-Light. The float is festooned with rainbow flags. COLORFUL!

Bringing up the rear is a float honoring trans-activists and purple-haired Queer activists. I hope they left their guns at HOME!

Well, that's our WOKE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. We'll be here next year if America can survivr another 12 months of Biden! SO LONG!!!

Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologize For

So, the NAACP has demanded an apology from Country singer Jason Aldean for his hit song 'Try That In A Small Town'. We here at RSR think that The NAACP has A LOT to apologise to America for.

From our home office in Bovey. Minnesota is our new TOP TEN LIST......

The Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologise For:

10. Sagging pants

 9. Lizzo

 8. Burn

 7. Loot

 6. Murder

 5. Critical Race Theory

 4. this reparations b.s.

 3. gangsta rap

 2. barack obama

 1. Islam

(Yeah, I know this list is unfair. The NAACP can't be held responsible for EVERY SIN COMMITTED BY A BLACK AMERICAN OR GROUP OF BLACK AMERICANS.

That's my point. This list is as rediculous as demanding a country singer APOLOGIZE FOR A SONG,)

 

Through The Decades With A.I. Bill Kurtis: The Donald Trump Witch Hunt Trials Of 2024

November 1, 2123

Hello, This is A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. It was 100 years ago this week, when 2-time President Donald Trump was embrioled in perhaps the strangest political witch hunt ever perpetrated on an American politician.

In the 1600's, Salem was the scene of infamous witch hunt trials. In 2020, there was ANOTHER infamous witch hunt, perpetrated on A FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT!

In 2016, developer, TV Star, and presidential candidate Donald Trump promised to Make America Great Again, and was elected president in 2016, only to lose the presidency 4 years later to corrupt Democrat Joe Biden. Trump was impeached TWICE on 'TRUMPED-UP' charges in his final year of his first term.

The Democrats impeached him EVEN AFTER HE WAS OUT OF OFFICE! 

Then, he was falsely accused of trying to have the stolen 2020 election VIOLENTLY OVERTURNED.,

Biden's corrupt supporters rigged voting machines, stuffed ballot boxes, threw Trump ballots away, created a COVID 19 PLANDEMIC that killed scores of Americans and shut down the country, which allowed  Democrat-controlled states to mail millions of ballots.

The corrupt Democrats mailed 20-30 ballots to houses with no residents! THE CORRUPTION WAS UNPRECEDENTED!!!

After securing his ill-gotten victory, Joseph Robinette Biden was sworn in, and his team actvated an incredible LAWFARE effort to destroy Donald Trump and all his supporters. 

His 'Justice' Department accused Trump and his rank-and-file supporters of a completely false J6 INSURRECTION scenerio EVEN THOUGH CAPITAL POLICE INVITED THESE PATRIOTIC AMERICANS  INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING!

Just before the trouble started, President Trump was seen publicly telling his supporters to 'Protest peacefully and patriotically.' 

Equally-corrupt Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) bussed in hundreds of Democrat shock troops dressed as Trump supporters, called AntiFa, to violently storm the U.S. Capitol. She could THEN blame Trump supporters, and have them IMPRISONED in Biden's GULAGS. 

Then, The Biden 'Justice Department', pro-Biden judges and DEMOCRAT District Attorneys used twisted and out-dated, obscure legal theories to indict and try Donald Trump in deep-blue New York City, Atlanta, and Washington D.C.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis also charged 18 co-defendents and threatened them with long prison sentences if they didn't accept a humiliating plea deal. These defendents had to take part in an unjust humiliation ritual of declaring themselves guilty. 

It's similar to the ritual in Salem of an accused woman saving herself from being burned at the stake by announcing that she was a witch.

The names of New York Attorney General Leticia James, New York City Distrcit Attorney Alvin Bragg, Special Council Jack Smith, and Fulton County (Atlanta) District Attorney Fani Willis have since passed into infamy.

They threw every charge they could invent at The Former President.Next week, We will tell you in greater detail the ways they violated his rights and tried to railroad Donald Trump JUST TO KEEP HIM FROM RUNNING HIS PRESIDENTIAL 2024 CAMPAIGNi in a future episode of 'Through The Decades'.

The presiding judges were almost as bad. They knew that Trump had a knack for trashing and ridiculing his enemies on Social media, so they issued gag orders against him and robbed him of his free speech rights. 

They also accused him of ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND IN AN IRONIC TWIST, INTERFERED WITH HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, forcing him to spend his time in a court room instead of the campaign trail.

Next week, we'll bring you the INCREDIBLE CONCLUSION in Part 2 of The Donald Trump Witch Hunt and Witch Trials Of  2024.

I am A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. Until next time......goodnight.

A Red Forman Commentary: Snot-Nosed 'Protestors' In Favor Of HAMAS Should Get A Foot In The Ass

RSR's Everydad Red Forman returns to comment on the revolting Pro-Hamas and Pro-Palestine protests on college campuases:

Thanks, Red. 

As you know, Hamas terrorists attacked Israel. These evil, Allah-worshipping animals beheaded little Jewish babies, kdnapped and raped young Jewish girls, and gunned down entire Jewish families. These rotten, subhuman creeps should get a foot up their ass and wiped off the face of The Earth.

The Palestians in Gaza voted for Hamas to run their government, and now that Israel is bombing the shit out of their strongholds in Gaza, they  are calling for a cease-fire. America-haters AND jEW-HATERS residing IN AMERICA are protesting Israel. We even have some America-hating, anti-Semitic creeps in CONGRESS! Who votes for these people?

Across this country on college campuses, spoiled, snot-mosed college students are protesting the only functioning democracy in the Middle East. They don't care that Jewish babies have been beheaded, just that Israel are bombing the shit out of the Hamas terrorist strongholds. 

The college professsors teach that America and Israel are 'the oppressors'. These evil professors should get a foot up their ass, be investigated and the universities that teach this crap should be de-funded.

We give foreign aid to idiots who hate us and wave their ugly Palestian flags. We need to stop this, and let these creeps hate us for free. Also, the idiot in The White House has swung the Southern border open, and we're letting all the foreigners with Brown skin in the country, so now The United States has become a third World country.

When you bring The Third World in to your country, don't be surprised if you BECOME THE THIRD WORLD. My son Eric has a Brown-skinned friend named Fez. I wonder if he supports Hamas.

If my family was kindnapped or murdered, I'd find the evil creeps who did it and blow their ass off the face of the Earth.

America. Love it or leave it.