PSA: If You're A Republican Indicted By A Corrupt Democrat District Attorney.............

Remember, if you're a Republican and you find yourself indicted by an out-of-control, corrupt, partisan D.A.

SMILE when they take your mugshot. Chances are, you did nothing wrong, and the left is persecuting you JUST to humiliate you.

They want the mug shot to show you defeated and embarassed. SMILING angers them.

Pepperidge Farm Remembers: Alvin Bragg's Banana Republic Triple Layer Political Persecution Pie

Pepperidge Farm remembers the time before The United States became a banana republic.....before fathead Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg ignored real crime and INDICTED the former (and future) president, Donald Trump over 'trumped'-up charges........

........historical times........

.......throwing their chief political opponent in jail during a presidential campaign......

......an attack on The Constitution.......

The grand jury in crime-ridden, communist New York City charged him over a non-disclosure payment that he wasn't even involved with. 

Try our new TRIPLE LAYER BANANA REPUBLIC POLITICAL PERSECUTION PIE..........

......because Pepperidge Farm remember.s.........

Andy Rooney Addresses Our Country's Two-Tiered Criminal Justice System

Andy Rooney returns, and he has questions about America's two-tiered criminal system:

Have you ever noticed that Democrats are trying to persecute and railroad Republicans into prisons, while running their crime syndicate unchallenged? What in the heck is happening to our country?

Porn star Stormy Daniels tried to extort former President Donald Trump, but Mannhatten D.A. Alvin Bragg is planning to INDICT the former President. I'm old enough to remember when extortion was illegal. Someone must have changed the laws. Now we indict THE VICTIMS of crime.

The Manhatten D.A. has an extremely flimsy case against the former President, and in a world not completely consumed in corruption, it would be quickly dismissed. Meanwhile, Trump's opponent in 2016 Hillary Clinton blatantly broke campaign laws when she used campaign cash to buy a false dossier that smeared her opponent.

She was allowed to quietly pay a fine. No handcuffs, no indictment. HOW CAN THIS BE?

Hundreds of hard-working, everyday Americans are rotting in Biden's gulags because they question the honesty of the 2020 presidential election. They stand accused of 'insurrection', but according to recently released video, they acted more like tourists shown around The Capital Building by helpful Capital police.

Meanwhile, The Democrat shock troops BLM and AntFa burned down entire neighborhoods during the riots of 2020. If you asked CNN about this they would only describe this violence as 'mostly peaceful.'

Mostly peaceful. Riiiiight.

The Clintons, The Obamas, and The Bidens have made a fortune through money laundering and influence peddling, much of the time selling the American People out to OUR ENEMIES....AND THEY'RE Indicting Donald Trump???!!!! He didn't even accept his presidential salary!

The world is backwards and upside-down!

One minute before Trump won his party's nomination for president in 2016, he was extremely popular with almost everybody. Late-night hosts liked having him as a guest, Black groups gave him awards, and his TV show 'The Apprentice' was a ratings winner. The next minute, the so-called news media started smearing him. It has NEVER stopped. 

To these lying creeps, suddenly Orange Man Bad is the worst racist and sexist to have ever existed. 

The crooked GLOBALIST DC establishment has never forgave him for fighting on behalf of The American People, and for upsetting their money laundering and corruption applecart. The war profiteers lost out during The Donald Trump Years. 4 years of peace and prosperity.....WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!!!!

To paraphrase the great Comedian George Carlin, 'Trump was never in THE CLUB.' Neither are the Americans languishing in Biden's gulags. Neither are you.

The criminals running our criminal justice system break down doors like The Gestapo, harrassing Americans like 70-year-old Roger Stone. Trump aide Peter Navarro was arrested at at DC airport, and put in LEG IRONS. Apparently, they mistook him for Hannibal Lector.

Biden's injustice department is treating normal, concerned parents like 'domestic terrorists.' Us normal , TRADITIONAL Americans know this is plain NUTS!

This clown Alvin Bragg, as well as many other city District Attorneys are financed by George Soros, who has repeatedly said that he IS TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA. These D.A.'s set murderers, rapists, and car-jackers free while cities defund the police.

After Biden's awful, offensive State Of The Union Speech, newly-elected Arkansas Governor Sarah Sanders-Huckabee described the current battle not of Republican vs. Democrat, but of Normal vs. Crazy.

What's their end goal? Criminalizing all opposition, and political speech that they may disagree with? How can Democrats tolerate this? I'm a Democrat, but this is sickening. Pardon my French, but this is plain BULLSHIT! Everyone must know by now that Trump is being politically persecuted. 

Let's get together, and stop this craziness. The world is watching.

The Superb Charlie Kirk Illustrates Joe Scarborough's Twisted Logic

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was listening to the brilliant Charlie Kirk on his radio show yesterday, and KIrk said something very funny about MSNBC'S The Morning Shmoe co-host, Joe Scarborough. I paraphrase:

'His logic is so insane. It's like 'Adolph Hitler owned a dog. So, if you own a dog, then you're a NAZI.'

HEADLINE: IN THE WAKE OF RECENT BANK FAILURES, YELLEN RE-ASSURES A NERVOUS NATION

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Alice Cooper Sings The Donald Trump Indictment Theme Song (A Re-make of 'ELECTED' /'INDICTED!')

Violent crimei is out of control in New York City, but Manhatten's DA., the fat-headed Alvin Brgg, is planning to indict Former (and future) President Donald Trump on 'Trumped' charges loosely relating to a hush-money, or non-disclouser agreement he supposedly had with porn star Stormy Daniels. 

This will make Trump even stronger, because most Americans sees this as nothing more than yet another bogus attack to stop Trump from running for President in 2024.

Here to sing The Donald Trump Indictment Theme Song, is legendary shock-rocker Alice Cooper:

Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg is soft on real crime

but I'll be INDICTED!

In New York City killers and rapists don't do any time

but I'll be INDICTED!

They persecute me, because The Dems are afraid

so I'll be INDICTED

TWO IMPEACHMENTS, The Mar-a-Lago RAID

AND NOW I'M BEING indicted!!!

INDICTED!!!!!!! INDICTED!!!!!!

While the Biden Regime and Democrat governors wreck our country

All normal-Americans are screaming 'Let's Go Brandon!'

They gotta get the Biden Crimes off the front page

so I'm going to be INDICTED!

THEY GOTTA GET ME OFF THE NATIONAL STAGE

I'm going to be INDICTED!

Stormy Daniels tried to extort me

but I'll be the one INDICTED!

They want to force the country on it's knees

I'm gonna be INDICTED!

INDICTED!!!!

The leftists are scared that we'll take OUR country back

when I get re-elected

Regular Americans are sick of being attacked

We're not being respected

RESPECTED, FREEDOM PROTECTED

TAKE OUT THE INFECTED

And if they indict me

My poll numbers will shoot thru the roof!

We're coming back, to The White House

We'll take out the frauds

One nation under God

We'll start throwing REAL criminals in jail

I promise that we won't fail

Make America Great Again, Again!

2022-2023 March Leftist Madness: Who's In YOUR Brackets"?

It's that time of the year, when college basketball has it's big 64-team basketball tournament. It's called 'March Madness.' Fans argue about which top seeds will be upset in round one and who'll make it to the sweet 16 and Final 4.. Almost nobody gets any work done, with everyone feverishly working instead on their 'brackets.' 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has put together his own Top 64......of political leftists. Which leftist political lunatics did you include in your 'brackets'?:

Eastern Bracket:

Top Seed (1) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) vs. (16) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-NY) 

(2) N.Y. Governor Kathrine Hochul vs. (15)  Whackjob Keith Olbermann

(3) Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) vs. (14) MSNBC talking head Joy Reid

(4) Head of the Biden Crime Family Joe Biden vs. (13) The View's Joy Behar

(5) Fake Indian Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) vs. (12) Biden A.G. Merrick Garland

(6) Disgraced Former NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo vs. (11) Penn. Senator John Fetterman 

(7) Georgia's Two-Time Loser Stacey Abrams vs. (10) CNN Commentator Don Lemon

(8) Disgraced Former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio (9) Biden Trans-Official Rachel (Robert) Levine

Left Coast Bracket: 

Top Seed (1) California Governor Gavin Newsum vs. (16) Former Actress Alyssa Milano

(2) San Fran Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) vs. (15) Communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass

(3) VP and Former California Senator Kamala Harris vs. (14) Washington Governor Jay Inslee

(4) BLM Co-founder Patrisse Cullors vs. (13) Fake Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs

(5) Bug-Eyed Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) vs. (12) Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA)

(6) Mad Maxine Watters (D-CA) vs. (11) Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler

(7) Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) vs. (10) Former Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin

(8) Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon vs. (9) Actor Alec Baldwin

Flyover Bracket

Top Seed (1) Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) vs. (16) MN Sen. Amy Kloubachar

(2) Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer vs. (15) Rashida Tialib (D-MI)

(3) Extremist MN Governor Tim Walz vs. (14) Illinois Fat King Governor J.B. Pritzker

(4) Texas Gadfly Candidate Beto O'Roarke vs. (13) Representative Cori Bush (D-MO)

(5) Gay Sec. of Transportation Pete Buttegieg vs. (12) Disgraced Former Representative Liz Cheney

(6) Illinois Senator Dick Durban vs. (11) MN Lieutenent Gov. Peggy Flanagan

(7) Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX) vs. (10) Crying Congressman Adam Kinzinger (R-OH)

(8) Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot vs. (9) Disgraced Former MN Sen. Al Franken

Leftist Carpetbagger At-Large Bracket:

Top Seed (1) Barack Obama vs. (16) Michelle Obama

(2) Democrat Sugar Daddy George Soros (15) Late Night Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel

(3) 2016 Runner-up Hillary Clinton vs. (14) 2000 Runner-up Al Gore

(4) Race Hustler Al Sharpton vs. (13) Race hustler Ibrim X. Kendi

(5) Biden Advisor Susan Rice vs. (12)Biden ADM. Bald Trans-Activist Sam Brinton

(6) Global Warming jet-setter John Kerry vs. (11) The View's Whoopie Goldberg

(7) N.Y. Sen. Charles Schumer vs. (10) Douchy Former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick

(8) facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg vs. (9) Douchey Late Night Talk Show Host Steven Colbert