Bless Obama's Heart

It appears that Presidential candidate Mitt Romney isn't intimidated by the gang from Chicago or their obedient state-run media. In a campaign stop in Iowa, he bitch-slapped Obama, using the words, "Bless his heart" to mock the president.

Bless his heart is a gentle way of showing pity or condescension, especially down South. Example:

That Bobby looks like he was beaten with an ugly stick. Bless his heart.

Sheila is so fat, you can show a movie on her butt. Bless her heart.

In his remarks in Iowa, Romney wrapped his insult in a veneer of mock-compassion. This resulted in last week's hash tag #BlessObamasHeart on Twitter.

I course, I got in on the fun:

Obama thought that he would come across as cool and exotic to Americans if he bragged about EATING DOG FLESH. #BlessObamasHeart.

He is SO modest. He ordered his college records sealed. I guess that he didn't want to show off his amazing GPA. #BlessObamasHeart

He's killed Keystone, the coal industry, harassed the private sector, unleashed his czars, his regulators, and the Employment Prevention Agency, and yet the unemployment rate remains high. #BlessObamasHeart.

That poor lamb knows absolutely NOTHING about the real world. Everything Obama knows he learned in some college faculty lounge....and from his communist mentor. #BlessObamasHeart

I am so glad that Barry slept through all those hate-filled rants of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. That maniac would have been a bad influence. #BlessObamasHeart.

Barack Obama needs that teleprompter to keep his foot out of his mouth. #BlessObamasHeart

While the gang from Chicago flails away angrily, filling the air with mean-spirited attacks and lies, Romney is making fun of these playground bullies. While Obama appears more desperate, the former Massachusetts Governor appears more Presidential.

It's All About You, Isn't It

Last week, one of our great national heroes, astronaut Neil Armstrong passed away at the age of 82. In 1969, he became the first man to step on the surface of the moon.

The world stopped, and listened, as he uttered these words:

"That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind."

For the last 43 years, Neil Armstrong has demonstrated an admirable reluctance to cash in on his fame. This great American has refrained from calling attention to himself and his place in history.

Which brings us to our man-child president. After Neil Armstrong passed away, the Narcissist-in-Chief took the passing of a national hero as an opportunity to make it all about HIM, as usual.

To 'honor' Neil Armstrong, Obama posted this photo of HIMSELF.

This is the same president who de-funded NASA, turning it into a Muslim outreach program. Maybe he's just admiring the CRESCENT MOON.

This Just In: Mitt's Joke Has Obama Crying Like A Beyotch

Tonight's top story. Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney makes a wisecrack, and that has the Obama campaign freaking out.

In the past month, Team Obama has accused Romney of causing the death of Joe Soptic's wife, cheating on his taxes, being a felon, and hiding his money in secret foreign accounts

At a campaign stop in Romney's home state of Michigan, Mitt Romney said:

"No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place where we were born"

That has Team Obama crying 'foul.' It looks like Romney's little dig has Obama crying like a little beyotch.

See Folks, Barack Obama HAS Changed The Tone

In 2008, Our Little Dictator promised to change the tone in our national political discourse. It's 2012, and you could say that is one promise he's kept.

He and his allies set the new tone on November 4, 2008. It was Election Day, as baton-wielding Black Panthers stood outside of polling stations, intimidating white voters. Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder has since demonstrated that he's not real keen on protecting whitey's rights.

See folks, Obama has changed the tone.

Obama fosters civil chaos, and his allies are emboldened. Michelle Williams, the maniacal Chief Of Staff at The New Black Panther Party promises to 'step on whitey's motherf..... necks.' The unhinged NBPP leader suggests that their followers kill white cracker babies while they're in their nurseries. That new tone is a beautiful thing!

As the Obama campaign makes one crazy accusation after another against squeaky-clean Republican candidate Mitt Romney, The New Black Panther Party are threatening to cause trouble at The Republican National Convention next week. See that America? Obama has changed the tone.

As Obama tells the private sector "You didn't build that", flash mobs commit crimes across this country, breaking into stores and stealing what they can. The President doesn't respect private property, so why should we?

Black on white violence has broken out all across America. Black youths look for vulnerable white Americans, and beat the living snot out of them. Being a thug has become quite fashionable. See America? Obama has changed the tone.

Obama has actively divided group against group, and has been quite successful playing the race card. His allies in the state-run news media has done a 'bang-up' job at sowing racial and socio-economic strife. As facts were still sketchy in the Trayvon Martin case, Obama provoked trouble, insinuating:

"If I had a SON, he would look like Trayvon. See America, I am changing the tone."

Recently, Obama's non-stop hostility towards Christians and capitalists have also provoked hostilities against Chick-fil-A and The Family Research Center.

See that, folks? Barack Hussein Obama has changed the tone. If he's re-elected, expect even more.

Time For A Public Service Announcement

If you have a disagreement with a person or organization, talk out your differences.

Debate the issues with those who you disagree with.

Don't walk into the Family Research Center, and start shooting people....like that douchebag Floyd Corkins did recently.

Shooting people just because you disagree with them is never cool.

State Rep Kerry Gauthier Receives...An Endorsement

Minnesota State Representative Kerry Gauthier (Democrat-Duluth) was caught having oral sex at a rest stop with a 17-year-old boy. As legislative Democrats demand his resignation, a new party in Minnesota has agreed to produce Gauthier's next campaign ad.

Here it is:

"Hello, Welcome to Minnesota State Representative Kerry Gauthier's new campaign ad. Representative Gauthier doesn't just give 'lip service', he really takes an interest in his constituents. Especially the young ones..

So, that's why I am proud to give TheMouthParty's oral endorsement to State Representative Kerry Gauthier.

I am Borat, and I approve of this message."

Don't Be So Hard On Stephanie Cutter

Recently, Obama Campaign Deputy Manager Stephanie Cutter was caught lying, running with the sleaziest ad in American political history. The Obama Campaign suggested that Mitt Romney is responsible for the death of unionista (and Democrat operative) Joe Soptic's wife from cancer.

They accused Romney of taking her insurance away. Subsequently, we learned that she still had insurance after Soptic lost his job. To these Alinskyite radicals, a business should never be allowed to go bankrupt, unless they make solar panels and contribute to the Obama Campaign. Also, because Republicans cannot make like perfect, they need to be destroyed.

By the way, we also discovered that The Obama Campaign broke federal law by co-ordinating with Bill Burton and The Priorities USA Super-PAC.

But, let's not be so hard on Ms. Cutter. Maybe she was #BornWithoutAConscience. To these Team Obama Alinskyites, #TheEndsJustifiesTheMeans.

We know that #OurLittleDictator From Chicago can't run on his terrible record.  David Axelrod and the gang have to #BehaveLikePooFlingingApes, and hope that something sticks to their opponent.

Dealing with the avalanche of baseless accusations against him, the Romney campaign must also contend with the #RelentlessChicagoThugIntimidationTactics employed by these thugs. Donor intimidation is Jim 'Ginger' Messina's specialty.

After Cutter was caught in her lie, she cancelled an appearance on "ABC This Week with George Stephanopoulos". This is the same George Stephanopoulos who helped Bill Clinton lie his way into The White House in 1992.

Who knows? If Stephanie Cutter keeps lying, one of the networks will probably hire her to host her very own Sunday morning news show.