The Little Debbie Diet

Your bushy-tailed correspondent is currently on an incredibly effective diet. It's called The Little Debbie Diet.

Our friends at the McKee Corporation, makers of Little Debbie Swiss roll cakes and nutty bars, have recently changed their packaging....

....and their weight-watching customers, myself included, have noticed the difference.

Many Little Debbie customers have lost inches on their waistlines, and many happy customers have lost up to 15 lbs. in just months.

The Little Debbie Diet works, because when the customer looks at the new packaging, they lose their appetite:

Chick-fil-A: Thank God For Our Enemies

Wow. Those folks at Chick-fil-A are marketing geniuses.

Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy was interviewed on CNN, and plainly told the host that he believes in the traditional definition of marriage. (One man, one woman. It was also President Obama's position just six months ago).

Apparently, free speech brings out the crazies in the Democrat party. Maniacal, desk-stabbing Mayor of Chicago (and former Obama chief-of-staff ) Rahm "dead fish" Emanuel immediately released a statement:

'Chick-fil-A's values are not Chicago values'.

This resulted in an avalanche of ridicule, especially on Twitter. Overwhelmed with out-of-control gang violence, as well as it's reputation as the most corrupt city in America, the wacky mayor instead attacked the squeaky-clean Christian businessman.

Chicago alderman Joe Moreno re-assured the citizens of Chicago that he and Emanuel are on the case. They can't do anything about the murder or corruption, but they will
keep Chick-fil-A from expanding in the city of the big shoulders.

Then, the idiotic Mayor of Boston Thomas Menino also got into the act. I guess these Democrat mayors get bored with wrecking cities, and...."Look! Squirrel!" need to distract America from their ineptitude. That's one thing they've learned from Our Little Dictator. Not wanting to be out-done, the ultra-progressive Mayor of San Francisco Edwin M. Lee tweeted this:

Wow. You would think with these Democrat powerhouses lined up against Chick-fil-A, it's gotta be bad for business. Think again.

It appears that these intolerant, ultra-progressive weenies are really marketing geniuses.

This week, people are lining up around the corner, straights and gays, conservatives and liberals, with a healthy appetite for a good chicken sandwich. Normal Americans are making a trip to the local Chick-fil-A. In fact, it has become a CAUSE for supporters of free speech.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent thinks that Chick-fil-A should send a big 'thank you' to those predictable. intolerant leftists in charge of Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston.

Mr. Cathy should send a sandwich and a note that reads:

Dear Mayors Emanuel, Menino, Lee,      

Thanks on behalf of The Chick-fil-A family. Coming at us was a stroke of MARKETING GENIUS! Because of your ridiculous, mean-spirited attempts to shut a Christian businessman up, business has never been better! Cluck Cluck CHA-CHING!!!

Your friends at Chick-fil-A

Escape (The Zombie Apocalypse Song)

Remember that really catchy tune that put an end to the misery that was the 1970's--- "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes? The other day I was humming the song while thinking about the crazy drug zombies we've been reading about lately.

Before I knew it, a song parody was born. Here's my little song parody for all you wacky drug zombies out there. Enjoy!


I snorted a line of bath salts
The buzz was good n' strong
My source sold me some great stuff
But something went wrong
I went a little crazy
I rolled on the floor
I thought my body was on fire
Ran naked out the front door

If you like to eat a human face
Getting shot by the cops
Running around with no clothes on
Until you are fatally dropped
If you wanna get on the news
If eyeballs look like grapes
It's the Zombie Apocalypse 
Where there is no escape

It's Only July. What Will Team Obama Accuse Romney Of Next?

Cue the George Thorogood guitar riff, because that Mitt Romney must be one bad-to-the-bone Mormon.

Earlier this month, he spoke before the National Association for the Advancement of Leftist Colored People. The state-run news media ignored the fact that Romney received a standing ovation. Instead, the Obama media sycophants concentrated only on the negative reaction Romney received when he told the gathering that, if elected, he will gut Obama Care.

Instead, The Obama campaign and their allies in the state-run news media accused candidate Romney of being a racist, deliberately getting booed in order to appeal to white southern voters. What a cracker.

Then, truth-challenged Obama Campaign hack Stephanie Cutter insinuated that Romney had committed a FELONY by lying to the Securities and Exchange Commission. She made the false charge that Romney lied about leaving Bain Capital in 1999, remaining with the company while he was busy turning around the scandal-ridden Winter Olympics.

Damn, that Romney fixes troubled businesses AND The Olympics? Why couldn't he spend his time doing something REALLY PRODUCTIVE, like community organizing?

Obama's Chief Thug David Axelrod suggested that it's difficult to know if Romney was a felon, but that he probably did commit a felony.

Also, their boss Obama has called Romney 'A pioneer in out-sourcing.' This coming from the President who out-sourced the OUR SPACE PROGRAM to the Russians.

According to Team Obama, Romney is a racist, a felon, and an out-sourcer, and this is only July. So, what's next? Maybe if Team Obama accuse him of having a kinky romp with actress Jeri Ryan, they can force him out of the race.

Team Obama appears to be panicking, throwing as many baseless accusations as they can, hoping that something will stick. We know that Obama is abusing his office by harassing Romney donors.

It is weird to watch the gang from Chicago, far and away the most corrupt bunch ever to infest The White House, go after someone as squeaky clean as the Former Massachusetts Governor.

It's almost as if Team Obama refuses to run on their wonderful record. I wonder why.

The Greatest Movie Trailer Of All Time

On Twitter, I saw the trailer for "The Obama Effect". THE. GREATEST. MOVIE. TRAILER. OF ALL TIME!!!!

The new film is directed and stars actor Charles Dutton. You may remember him as the rotund star of TVs "Roc".

Judging from the trailer, I hope that The Obama Effect is just a crazy satire of The Messiah's supporters. The story starts in 2008, and Dutton's character has a heart attack, but miraculously survives. He believes somehow that Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama has healed him, and goes about dedicating himself to The One's candidacy.

Watch and marvel, as Dutton fills his living room with images of Obama, annoying his wife. He wears a suit with Obama's image prominently stitched in. With the large suit, the girthy actor resembles one of those basketballs with Our Dear Leader's image printed on it. The main character is filled with a precious religious fervor, behaving as if he's been baptized in the Obama fever swamp.

He preaches his gospel of Obama to family and friends, chasing neighbors around, yelling "We'll make history!"

Our hero floats into his evil WHITE boss's office, and quits his job. Later on in this insane trailer, there seemed to be someone resembling a gangsta rapper in a large, white bed with SIX HOT HOS. I wonder if there was an ACORN office next door.

A young relative tells our hero that he can't vote because he is a convict. It's too bad, because had Obama been President, his Attorney General would fix THAT. In fact, he could join the New Black Panthers Party, and keep law-abiding whites from voting.

The trailer was truly loontastic, but I think this movie could have been made better had there been a John McCain character who turned out to be The Antichrist. Or maybe there could have been a Wicked McCain of the West who sent flying GOP monkeys to kidnap Obama voters, disenfranchising them.

There also could have been a scene where Dutton parts The Red Sea, with the help of his Messiah.

And On The Eighth Day....

    

    obama told God, "You didn't create that...."

Starship's Grace Slick Responds To Obama's Latest Rant

You take away his teleprompter, and his insulting, inner demagogue comes flying out.

It was a couple weeks since Our Little Commie had last insulted the private sector, so during his rant in Roanoke, Virginia, he said:

"Somebody helped to create this unbelievable system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business-you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

You see, in Obama's perverted worldview, the government is everything. Only his beloved, wonderful government makes things possible. The pursuit of your dreams and hard work are absolutely meaningless to this statist from Indonesia.

Most Americans know that America is a place where free people do their daily hustle. Americans own hardware stores, create automobiles, groom pets, buy and sell stock, run day-care centers, teach, build houses, counts the money underneath the bar, writes the wrecking ball in two-part guitar, and do countless other things. People work day shifts, graveyard shifts. and their bosses are ALWAYS worried about making payroll.

Then there's the farmer, who's work is NEVER done.

One of these Americans that have done pretty well for themselves is the former singer of Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship, Grace Slick. We at The RedSquirrel Report asked Ms. Slick her thoughts on the latest Obama rant against the private sector.

After all, she sang We Built This City on Rock and Roll:

Thanks, RedSquirrel....

Mr. Obama, you really stepped in it this time.

You might not know it, but us Americans are proud of our unique culture. We value freedom, and the daily bustle. Every day, there are millions of 'selfish' people with somewhere to go and something to do. You would know this if you were really an American. It's too bad you never learned that.

While you were eating dog meat and cloistered away in your leftist schools learning to hate America, Americans were busy building, and we really don't need you telling us  'We didn't build THAT'.

A lot of voters were Knee Deep In The Obama Hoopla in 2008, but you keep insulting us with your snide, anti-American insinuations. You're even losing liberals. There are lots of entrepreneurial, proud Democrats who also hate to be denigrated.

Government has it's place, but government isn't everything.

In 1985, my band Starship had a major pop hit with 'We Built This City'. It has become a staple on oldies pop radio, and it was also named 'the WORST pop song of all time'.

The song has it's detractors (me included), but I would rather be forced to listen to a continuous loop of this song, played non-stop than listen to you badmouth my country.

If you dislike private enterprise so much, then go back to Kenya or Indonesia or go the third-world dictatorship of your choice.

Grace Slick