Countdown To Shutdown

Wow, just look at all the sheeple! It's quite a sight on the steps of the capitol building. So much need! Willing tools of Governor Crazy Eyes. Look at that guy with the black 'Get Out Of Palestine' t-shirt. C'mon, you heartless, cruel Republicans! You cannot shut down the state! How will we ever exist without our state zoo? And what will we do without all of the rest stops? All life will cease! Minnesota will END!

Mark Halparin Suspended From MSNBC For Stating The Obvious

The following is a press release from MSNBC:

Political pundit Mark Halparin is being suspended indefinitely for using a derogatory, inappropriate term to describe Our Messiah.  Mr. Halparin thought that his description of Our Messiah's behaviour at yesterday's press conference would be edited out. Unfortunately, our producer didn't catch the seven-second delay, and the offending word was heard by literally dozens of our viewers. We apologize to The Messiah.

Is There A Connection?

Our child dictator brags that he will raise an unprecedented billion dollars for his Presidential re-election.

Meanwhile, the regime's National Labor Relations Board is currently harrassing Boeing. There's the threat of card-check. Taxpayer dollars already pay the salaries and benefits for public employees, which in turn, go to corrupt union bosses (who often resort to violence to get their way) in the form of union dues, then to Democrat candidates.

Is the regime trying to force all tax-paying Americans to become campaign contributors to Obama's re-election bid?

Bachmann Derangement Syndrome

Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann formally announced her presidential candidacy this week, and psychologists are already seeing an increase of visits to the headshrinker's office. Many of these new patients are experiencing a psychological tic that was last seen during the Bush presidency of 2001-2009. Only then it was called 'Bush Derangement Syndrome'. Symptoms include a deep, irrational hatred, blaming W. for everything, even the global warming on Mars and high golf scores.
Victims of the new BDS (Bachmann Derangement Syndrome) also suffer from an irrational hatred, believing that the Representative is hiding devil horns inside her hair. Then, they find out that the Minnesota representative took in over 20 foster kids and gave them a home, and wonder if she has (perhaps) abused one. Most BDS patients are employed in the news media.

That Must Be One Pretty Dad

I was watching country music videos last night, and saw a vid by a relative newcomer, Jessica Andrews. In her song 'Who I Am', she proudly states that she is 'a spitting image of her father.'

That must be one pretty Dad.

What's The Over/Under?......

When will Comedy Central have a celebrity roast for Former New York Representative Anthony Weiner? I would think that The Weiner Roast would be ratings gold.

Blago Will Be Doing The Jailhouse Rock Soon

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was convicted in 17 of 20 counts, stemming from an attempt to sell the Senate seat formerly held by Barack Hussein Obama. Guilty of wire fraud, extortion, conspiracy, bribery, and a host of other charges, the audacious Democrat was said to be "stunned" that the jury would find him guilty.
Earlier in the day, the self-admitted Elvis Presley fan quoted a line from 'All Shook Up', as he made his way to the courthouse to hear the verdict.  "My hands are shaky, and my knees are weak. I can't seem to stand on my own two feet".

The former Governor will be doing the 'Jailhouse Rock' soon.