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Sarah Palin Continues To Annoy The Sh.. Out Of The Left

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin continues her national bus tour, as leftist journalists are left to wonder if she will ever announce her presidential candidacy. On Sunday, she joined the Rolling Thunder motorcycle rally for M.I.A.'s, looking positively awesome in a helmet. Cheerfully thumbing her nose at the lefty journalists who continue to smear , libel, slander, and ridicule the former governoratrix, the lamestream media are left grumbling in her bus emissions. I hope she runs, then wins the presidency. I want to see their heads explode.

The Barack Obama Drinking Game, Part 2

Oh, and another thing. When The Messiah says , "I will not rest until....", everybody takes a swig. I'll have more later. Carry on.

The Barack Hussein Obama Drinking Game

Wanna get really sh..faced? Then play the Barack Hussein Obama Drinking Game. Invite your friends over, and make sure you're liquor cabinet is well-stocked. Then. as Barry starts his televised speech, press conference or State Of The Union Speech, take a shot every time he:

Says the phrase 'Them Folks', when referring to whites, Jews, business owners, Christians, the rich, Republicans, the bitter-clingers,

Bullies one of the aforementioned groups, then talks about 'bipartisanship',

uses the phrase 'I inherited this from the previous adminstration'. He cannot start a sentence without first blaming George W. Bush for everything.

abuses the personal pronouns I, me, mine, myself. Barry loves to toot his own horn, so take a shot when he brags about his amazing, fantastic self.

Well, that's it for now. You may want to keep a telephone nearby when you have to call 911. You and your friends may discover that you have an acute case of alcohol poisoning half-way through the speech. Cheers.

Finally, The ME-ssiah Is Coming!

Today, President Barack Hussein Obama, fresh off his embarrassing European Panderpalooza jaunt, visits tornado-ravaged Joplin, Missouri . No one knows what miracles the ME-ssiah will perform, or if he will find new ways of screwing things up even more.

Congrats To MSNBC's Ed Schultz

99.9999999% of the American public didn't even know who Ed Schultz was before his weird apology to radio host Laura Ingraham this week, whom he called a 'right-wing whore, or something along those lines. He offered to take himself off the air for the time being, which has doubled the ratings for his MSNBC show. Some media analysts consider the whole thing a stunt for ratings, while others believe that new owners COMCAST put Schultz in their doghouse, or in his case, a pigpen. So, congrats to Ed Schultz, who has probably doubled his viewers during his absence. 'Way to go, Ed.

Boomerang

It was a beautiful thing when Benjamin Netanyahu schooled our little narcissist-in-chief last week. Usually, our little Alinskyite invites his victim to the press conference or state of the union speech, humiliates them, and then has his dutiful state-run newsmedia catch that mortified expression on live television, whether it's Judge Samuel Alito or Representative Paul Ryan.
Last week, it all boomeranged on our child dictator. After Obama tried to humiliate President Netanyahu with this tactic from Obama's playbook (Rules For Radicals by Saul Alinsky), the Isreali leader turned the tables, telling those present in the oval orifice that Isreal will not go back to the 1967 boundaries. Obama looked like a boomerang hit him right between the eyes.