Unsolved Mysteries Investigates: Is The New Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad NAZI Propaganda?

Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful blue-eyed, blonde actress and model, appears in a 'controversial' new American Eagle Outfitter jeans commercial. There are unhinged detractors who  CLAIM the ad as NAZI propaganda. For NORMAL Americans, we see an attractive young woman CLAD IN well-fitting denim, but for some, the ad reminds them of THE HORROR OF THE HOLOCAUST.

The detractors of the ad's slogan 'I'VE GOT GOOD JEANS'  cannot see it as fun wordplay. INSTEAD, THEY SAY IT REMINDS THEM OF THE NAZI EUGENICS PROGRAM. 

Is this jeans ad a crime against humaity? Should Sydney Sweeney and the company in question be subjected to Nuremburg Trials? 

Here to answer those questions is the host of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, Robert Stack:

Hello......Good Evening. Welcome to UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. I AM ROBERT STACK.

Tonight, we will investigate what's behind the accusations against the new American Eagle Outfitters jeans ad featuring actress and model SYDNEY SWEENEY. There are some who believe that the new advertisement is a form of NAZI FASCIST PROPAGANDA. At first glance, these accusations appear absurd, BUT STILL.....WE HERE AT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES HAD TO FIND THE TRUTH.

First, we investigated the company. America Eagle Outfitters is an American company, not a NAZI company, and they have nothing to do with fascism.

We contacted Sydney Sweeney's publicist and  asked her if Miss Sweeney was, is, OR HAS EVER BEEN a NAZI. The publicist just laughed and assured us that she wasn't. Then she hung up.

We tried to interview ACTUAL NAZIS TO GET THEIR OPINION ON THE JEAN AD. ADOLF HITLER died 80 years ago. We tried to CONTACT the actual NAZI Propogandist film-maker Leni Riefenstahl, but she died in 2003 at the age of 101. It's extremely difficult to interview ACTUAL NAZIS becuase IT APPEARS THEY NO LONGER EXIST.

Next, we tracked down and tried to interview detractors of the offending ad. We found them to be moridly obese, hateful, and confused of their gender. Many of them are out-of-work Biden-era government officials. Some were cross-dressers recently fired from the U.S. military. Many of them resided in their parent's house and some of them lived in their parent's basement.

As it turns out, the ad's slogan 'I'VE GOT GOOD JEANS/ GENES' has nothing to do with White Supremacy or The White Aryan Race. It was just a play on words. Surprisingly, the unhinged haters of the young model are mostly, morbidly obese leftists WHO HATE THEMSELVES AND HATE PEOPLE IN GENERAL

We asked a conservative talk show host who asked to remain nameless what HE thought of these charges. He said:

'LET US RIDICULE, MOCK, AND LAMBASTE THESE UNHINGED, WOKE WEIRDOS, POINT OUR FINGERS AND LOUDLY GUFFAW AT THEM FOR THEIR SILLINESS AND THEIR UTTER FOOLISHNESS!!!'

Finally, we asked our resident Sociology professor at a local college what he thought of this controversy and he said:

They are brain-damaged, morbidly-obese leftists, envious of Miss Sweeney and her beauty. They are crazed with wokeness, PARANOID and many were indoctrinated at the local AMERICA-HATING college. EVERYBODY THEY DISLIKE ARE NAZIS.

'LEFTIST LOGIC' states that Since (A) Adolph hitler was a NAZI AND (B) He owned a dog, that means (C) if you own a dog, that's makes YOU A NAZI! Almost EVERYBODY they dislike or disagree with are NAZIS!!! ALL BLUE-EYED BLONDES ARE ALSO NAZIS.

CONCLUSION: Our crack staff could not find anything to tie Miss Sweeney OR The American Eagle Company to any fascist organization whatsoever. This is ROBERT STACK, AND THIS WAS UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. 

Good night!