Monty Python SONG PARODY ALERT!!! The Texas House Democrats Bravely Ran Away

Gather around, little squirrels. Let me tell you a story.

One day, the Brave, heroic Democrats of the Texas State House of Representatives BRAVELY ran away from their job because EEEEEVIL Republicans were redrawing the state's congressional map.  Democrats from the world over applauded and LOUDLY CHEERED THEIR BRAVERY, saying that by BRAVELY RUNNING AWAY, these HEROIC PUBLIC SERVANTS will save democracy! (or something).

And so, The Democrats BRAVELY RAN AWAY. HEY!!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT SONG 'BRAVE SIR ROBIN' FROM Monty Python's 1980 classic comedy Monty Python And The Holy Grail!

We are joined by group of minstrals today to sing a song parody PRAISING these BRAVE HEROIC public servants. Take it away, BOYS!:

The Texas House Democrats bravely ran away from The Lone Star STATE.

They couldn't stand the thought of The Republicanss redrawing the congressional map  

Only things that feed democrats' lust for power should be allowed!

Brave, brave, brave Lone Star Democrats!

They were not afraid to run away THESE BRAVE DEMOCRATS

They ran away so The Republicans could not have a quorum

The leftist scribes breathlessly praised their BRAVERY!

Brave, Brave, Brave Lone Star Democrats!!!!!!

We RAN AWAY BECAUSE WE WANT the dead and the illegals vote

WE RAN AWAY FOR rigged machines and no voter I.D.

WE RAN AWAY FOR the right to commit VOTER FRAUD

WE RAN FOR THE RIGHT TO VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!!!

Brave Brave, Brave Lone Star Democrats!!!!

(We'll come back when we get our way!!!)