Tuesday, September 1, 2026

THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA: TONIGHT, KING ARTHUR LOSES SWORDFIGHT WITH THE BLACK KNIGHT

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Tonight's top story. The Trump Administration killed 40-50 Iranian Senior Leaders, including the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameni, w...
Friday, August 28, 2026

Nicholae Carpathia (The Anti-Christ): Women Are Doing Most Of My Work For Me!!!

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Even an occasional perusing of the news and social media is enough to be UNSETTLED of the non-stop spiritual battle happening in the world t...

TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY: hamasshole

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  ''hamasshole'' a portmanteau of ''Hamas'' and ''asshole'' (n.) An uneducated, (sometimes) ...
Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Is Jon Ossoff The Biggest Douche In The Universe THIS WEEK?

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  ''The Biggest Douche In The Universe,'' the 15th episode of the sixth season of the animated series SOUTH PARK, featured a...
Monday, August 24, 2026

A Comment From Total Bastard Airlines: ''Buh-Bye To Embattled Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson''

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Hello, It's me, MITCHELL, former male steward for TOTAL BASTARD AIRLINES. The RedSquirrel Report has asked me to comment on THE RECALL E...
Sunday, August 23, 2026

TAKE OUR NEW RSR POLITICAL POLL

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Welcome to The 2026 RSR Poll. Here are a series of poll questions. We will determine if you favor The Republicans, Democrat-Socialists, or I...
Friday, August 21, 2026

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! BANANARAMA SINGS ABOUT THE CALM SUMMER WITHOUT USAID AND ACTBLUE-FUNDED RIOTS

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Americans have been noticing what a calm, peaceful riot season it's been since President Trump and Elon Musk de-funded The Democrat'...