The First Chapter In The Book Of James (Talarico)

 

1. In the beginning, the non-binary god created all 6 genders. 2. The non-binary god blessed the sex change and the abortion. ''Let us kneel and may the taxpayers pray to Moloch and Baal'' . So sayeth the goofy Democrat prophet-politician James with low testosterone.

3. REJOICE!!! The non-binary Jesus blessed drag queen story hour, and blessed the faces painted with thick, bright paint. 4. For the prophet-politician James with low testosterone sayeth it was good.

5. While we abort our own babies, let us throw open our borders, and let hordes of hostile foreigners into the country, and let us give them free stuff. 6. Cursed be the republicans who refuse to be good hosts to our undocumented guests. 

7. We shall teach the children to be desrespectful, and undermine the parents, for the state and government schools know best.

8. We will bear false witness against acquitted Candidate Paxton. And so, James with low testosterone made campaign ads. 9. Whoa unto you, you rotten Christian Nationalists. You believe in silly things like scripture, while WE follow our heart!

9. Let us say that men in women's sports is only a ''far-right conspiracy'', and that athiests are the REAL CHRISTIANS! 10. Cursed be unto you, for You refuse to give your oxen to your neighbor!!!

11. And the prophet-politician James (Talarico) with low testosterone supported the progressive agenda, and said , ''So shall it be done!''