Our Resident Expert Clears Up A Few Things

The RedSquirrel Report welcomes our resident expert on everything, History Professor Walter Turgeson, to give us his take on current events:


Thanks, Red.

President Obama has stated that ISIS is NOT Islamic. OH, STOP LYING, YOU LOUSY SACK OF SH..! WHAT DO YOU THINK THE 'I' IN ISIS STANDS FOR?

REPEAT AFTER ME, BARRY. ISIS IS ISLAMIC. SAY IT!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!

Another story in the news involves The Rolling Stone Magazine's story of rape at The University of Virginia. LIARS!!!!FRAUD!!!!

I HOPE UVA HIRES A REALLY MEAN LAWYER, AND SUES THEIR SLANDEROUS ASSES OFF!!!!

Then there's that repulsive sow Lena Dunham falsely accusing 'Barry the Republican' of raping her.

UH.....OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! LIAR!!! WITCH!!!! YOU TRIED TO WRECK AN INNOCENT MAN'S LIFE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???....YOU MALADJUSTED WEIRDO!!!

Thank you, Professor Turgeson. Please, put down the desk.