Condescending Wonka Reports From The L.A. Riots

Our L.A. Correspondent sends us THIS report:.......

(Dodging cinder blocks and molotov  cocktails): 

So this must be why the local baseball team are called 'the dodgers'.......

Hello, RedSquirrel. This is Condescending Wonka reporting from the MOSTLY PEACEFUL LOS ANGELES 'NO KINGS/ NO ICE' RIOTS, where Masked Mexican Marauders on Motorcycles wave the Mexican flag as they firebomb automobiles. So, is THIS what Karen Bass and Gavin Newsome voters voted for!!!

CNN says that the riot is 'MOSTLY-PEACEFUL' because MOST of the automobiles and buildings in this city have NOT been set on fire......YET!

To say that they are 'protesting ICE and they just want a chance to become 'Americans' is a little like saying that NAZI Germany attacked France during World War 2 because THEY WANTED TO BE FRENCH. Silly leftists.

Governor Greasy Gavin Newsome is blaming President Trump for DARING to ENFOIRCE FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW. The Democrats are angry that Trump's Border Enforcement Czar Tom Homan is deporting violent illegal aliens. Of  course they're angry......

Illegal aliens and violent criminals are The Democrat's main voter base! President Trump is really looking for trouble by  making the criminals ANGRY!!!!

Today they're waving Mexican flags, Vemezuelan flags, Honduran Flags, Palestinian flags and many flags from the third world. My question is 'If they love these country's so much, how come they won't go back?'

Uh-Oh, here comes the so-called 'NO KINGS PROTESTERS'.  These protestors believe that bringing law and order and protecting property are what a 'dictator or king' does. HOW DARE TRUMP protect everyday Americans????!!!! 

I'm hearing this:

'WE'RE HERE, AND WE DON'T HAVE TO OBEY YOUR SILLY LITTLE LAWS! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NOBODY IS ILLEGAL WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT STOLEN LAND! THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST BELONGS TO MEXICO!!!! WE'RE KOOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!!'

 'FREE AZTLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' FREE PALESTINE!!!!!!!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!!!! FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO TO THE ARCTIC OCRAN!!!!!'KILL WHITEY AND THE JEW!!!!'

That's all for now here in MOSTLY PEACEFUL LOS UNGLUED! This is Condescending Wonka, back to you, Red.'