Tuesday, August 8, 2023

This Is Two-Tiered Bullshit

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We got this essay from a 9-year-old girl. I'm guessing that she's home-schooled. We here at RSR would like to meet her parents: So, ...
Tuesday, August 1, 2023

A Commentary: The Anti-Woke Marketing Genius Of Jason Aldean

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Country music star Jason Aldean's latest single, 'Try That In A Small Town',  is a runaway smash hit, and the most talked-about ...
Friday, July 28, 2023

A Heatmiser Commentary: It's Called July, Folks

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And now, our resident weather expert is here with a commentary: It's the last week in July, and some people are surprised that it's ...

Ted Koppell: What's With The Staff At Twitter?

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Hello, I'm Ted Koppell, and this isn't Nightline....... Two weeks ago, Joe Deal, known to his readers as 'RedSquirrel', was ...
Thursday, July 27, 2023

Top 10 Terms Of Hunter Biden's Plea Deal His Lawyers REALLY WANTED

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BREAKING NEWS: Hunter Biden's plea deal has fallen apart. His crime family lawyers wanted AN ULTRA-ULTRA LENIENT list of conditions AND ...
Tuesday, July 25, 2023

A Warning From Our Resident All-American Dad

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Yesterday,  a man was found drowned just off the coast at Barack Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate. The victim was paddleboarding bef...
Monday, July 24, 2023

An RSR Exclusive: Biden Attorney General Merrick Garland Memo: 'Sound Of Freedom' Is A Threat To Our Democracy

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In an RSR Exclusive, we have come across a memo that Resident Biden's Attorney General Merrick Garland has sent out to Hollywood bigwigs...