Thursday, September 30, 2021

Pajama Boy: The New Biden Vaccine Mandate Is A Great Idea!

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I am here in my Mom's basement, wearing my mask. I've put masks on my plushy toys, so I'm FEELING safe and secure. I had to repo...
Tuesday, September 28, 2021

RSR Exclusive: Top Ten Rejected AOC Dress Slogans

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A couple weeks ago, Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) made quite a thud at the latest Met Gala, wearing a white dress emblazoned wit...

Green Day Sings Gavin Newsom Recall Election Campaign Song (We're The California Idiots)

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Two weeks ago, Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom survived a recall election. We here at RSR have discovered a campaign song, and here it is. He...
Friday, September 10, 2021

Questions For Mayoral And City Council Candidates In Minneapolis

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1. If the city replaces the police, who will enforce the city's mask mandate? 2. If you're elected, should Minneapolis remain a ...
Thursday, September 9, 2021

Carnak The Magnificent: A Highway, A Chicken, And Anthony Fauci

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A highway, a chicken, and Anthony Fauzi............(opens the envelope)............ Name something tarred, something feathered, and somebody...
Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Hank Hill: That Giblet Head Biden Should Get His Ass Kicked, I Tell You What!

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In this segment, we let a normal, everyday American have the floor. Today, it's Hank Hill, a hard-working, honest family man from Arlen,...
Friday, September 3, 2021

The RSR Poll (Question: What's Your View Of The Biden Administration?)

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We are conducting a poll this week, and we would like to know what our readers are thinking. We've got the catastrophe at our Southern b...