Tuesday, August 18, 2020

A Vote For Ilhan Omar

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A vote for Ilhan Omar is a vote for marriage fraud and immigration fraud. A vote for Ilhan Omar is a vote for anti-Semitism. A vote fo...
Saturday, August 15, 2020

The Return Of Carnac The Magnificent: News Analyst From The East

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the return of that mystical visitor from the East. He is the soothsayer, sage, seer, and Alex...
Tuesday, August 11, 2020

The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats, Part 2

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Today is Primary Day in Minnesota, and voters throughout the state are choosing their favorite candidates. The winners today will face each ...
Friday, August 7, 2020

The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats

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To a Republican, voter fraud is a problem. To a Democrat, voter fraud is a strategy. On Election Day, Republicans get up, take a shower, g...
Thursday, August 6, 2020

And Now, A Commentary From Our Faith And Religion Correspondent

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After a much-deserved hiatus, RSR's Faith And Religion Correspondent is back with this commentary. Ladies and Gentlemen, here she is, Si...

An RSR Exclusive: More Newly-Discovered Nostradamus Predictions Have Surfaced

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Michel de Nostredame (also known as Nostradamus) was a 16th century French astrologer and physician who predicted future wars, the rise of H...
Sunday, August 2, 2020

And Now, A Word From Sheriff Buford T. Justice

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Just when you thought that it couldn't get any more absurd and stupid, Minneapolis Police Chief Medaria Arrodondo is telling the law-a...