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"Gathering Up, Feasting On, And Snickering At The World's Collective Nuttiness Since 2011"
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Tim Walz Extends The Shutdown
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Good Afternoon. I am The Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. I regret to inform everybody that I will be extending the shutdown for another...
Monday, June 29, 2020
March 17, 2020: Minnesota Is Shut Down
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Hello, I am the Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. Capital T....i....m....Capital W....a....l...z... I have received word that a terrible ...
And Now, A Message From Joe Biden
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Hello, all you dog-faced so-and-so's, I am here in Iowa, or Indiana, or Michigan, or somewhere else, running my campaign for Senate. I...
Monday, June 8, 2020
John Denver: Come Fill Out Your Census
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The 2020 Census is happening, and I think it should have it's own jingle. Come fill out your Census It's how we count us It'...
The RedSquirrel Is Coming Out of Lock-Down. More To Come
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Your bushy-tailed correspondent has been on lock-down (without internet) in a his tree since March 17th, and he's ready to get back to b...
Monday, March 16, 2020
Dr. Walter Turgeson: TRUMP WAS RIGHT. SAY IT!!!!
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And now, our expert's press conference starts: The President is working closely with The CDC and state governors to control this vir...
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
I Am Michael Bloomberg, And I Approve Of This Message
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In 2012, there was a crisis in New York City. People were drinking soft drinks in REALLY HUGE cups. Luckily for New York City, Michael Bloom...
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