Thursday, November 29, 2018

HEADLINE: INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE TAKES CREDIT FOR RECORD U.S. OIL PRODUCTION

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2015: I am here aboard Air Force One making an anti-oil video.... ....because Air Force One runs on unicorn farts.' 2018 : ...
Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Kolchak: Invasion Of The Vote Snatchers

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Here to tell a very scary Election Day story is our new staff reporter, Karl Kolchak: November 2018..... It's two weeks after Elec...
Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Minnesota Elects Anti-Semites: A Jackie Mason Commentary

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Here to give an American Jew's perspective on Election Night 2018 is our political correspondent, Jackie Mason: Thanks, Red Mensc...

'The First Thanksgiving' By Kamala Harris

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Happy Thanksgiving to my readers. Here to tell the story of the first Thanksgiving is California Senator, Kamala Harris. Gather aroun...
Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Happy Halloween From Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi

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Hello, it's the wicked socialist witch of the West, California Representative Nancy Pelosi.  I'm here at The House of Representa...
Monday, October 22, 2018

Bert And Ernie Sets The Record Straight

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Recently, a writer for Sesame Street disclosed that buddies Bert and Ernie are gay. We thought that we'd let the duo respond to this c...
Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Our Correspondent At The Kavanaugh Hearings

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Our correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles sends us this report: God Bless...... Mother Mary, full of Grace.....I cannot believe th...