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"Gathering Up, Feasting On, And Snickering At The World's Collective Nuttiness Since 2011"
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Mele Kalikimaka Means Obama's Hawaiian Vacay
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Mele Kalikimaka is what Obama says, as he goes on his Christmas vacay He and Moochellimaka are gonna live it up, while American jobs go a...
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
And Tonight's Powerball Numbers Are....
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....no....no....not even close....nope....no....and the Powerball izzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......no.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Hey Paul, Just Live And Let Turkeys Die
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As American families gather around the dinner table this Thanksgiving, vegetarian pop star Paul McCartney wants you to know that he disappro...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
The President's Thanksgiving Address To America
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Gobble gobble, my subjects. I hope that you're with your family this Thanksgiving, and I hope that if you voted for me, that you REALLY ...
Do You Realize...There's A Grenade In Your Suitcase?
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We begin this story with a helpful tip for all you holiday travelers: Don't pack a grenade in your suitcase. On November 10, TSA age...
Monday, November 19, 2012
Hi Barry, Let Me Introduce Myself
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Dear Jack-A$$, congrats on your re-election. Yesterday, Jim Messina sent me yet ANOTHER email. It appears that nobody associated with yo...
My Savior Is Better Than Your Messiah
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Jesus turned water into wine (John 2: 1-25), while Obama rigged voting machines, turning votes for Romney into votes for Obama.... Jesus...
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